Due April 2009: Episode 20 - Angst Ridden Fruity Fornication

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

sorry couldnt help myself

on the last episode of april 2009 mums to be ..........

OddEyes & Babypringle are possibly going into labour Very Exciting!

Kaz & Skiingone - posted birth stories

lots of Fruity Smut, I was caught by the Fruit Fuzz and restrained

Lots more smut.......smutt...smutt

BB & WFH still havent popped (though we now have a birthing ticket system) We have to wait our turn

Boffin's AP causes more greif, beatings were handed out to a soundtrack

More commune talk

Morphine chasers with lots of soundtracks that take you back to the good ol' days

Springy & Suprise have gone to Brum for the weekend.

contractions/BH's/ movement/ailments aplenty

sorry if i have missed anything out ....

Well I suppose if we have doughnutty cervixes, they should be allowed in on the Krispy Kreme fun too...

balls, double drilling, housework...

Sprinnngyyyy - help me with my marking too please - am so bored and taking too long!

how about honey glazing??

or cherry??

What are you marking OddEyes? Give us an example answer.

hello! can you believe this crazy weather? so beautiful!

saw parents & brother yesterday. dp made lovely lunch. i was vvv wrong to attempt hoovering tho because today i am scarily immobile. i really can hardly move and am wondering how things will go from here if it doesn't get better - eg getting to AN appointments.

however i have accumulated a v nice picnic on the bed to keep me going for the day. all i can do is lie on one side with the laptop on end, typing with one hand.

so exciting - babies really coming!

Mmmmmm, cherry glaze. With whipped cream. And a waffle. And no balls!!!!

What kind of marking? I'm a girl of limited talents I'm afraid.

(Although I did feel quite smug marking their idiotic answers yesterday, being all, "Haha, I have this qualification already & could've done this in at least half the time & got full marks. Blindfolded. & upside down." but that's mostly because they were just deeply stupid )

A bed picnic sounds lovely! Mind the crumbs though. I'd mention that I rather like a carpet picnic, but I dread to think where that might take us....

I'm saying nothing, Ju.

I think the moral of the story today is that all housework = evil & should not be attempted.

I hope you feel better, Sarah. Hopefully a day of rest & bed picnicking will at least take the edge off.

The weather here's not that good. It was fairly glorious in Brum yesterday, but it's very overcast in Sheffield

Juw ROFL carpet picnics are DH's job

Well exactly!!!

Sarah ((hugs)) xx hope it gets a bit better for you xx

luckily my carpet has turned into lovely smooth laminate thanks to dh's deforrestation so no worries about having to hoover up crumbs

Hey Springy, I LIVE in Stourbridge!

Went to a Sandwell school but have lived in Stourbridge for 11 years

I don't really have an accent at all though, DH is a Shropshire lad and DS's speak more Shropshire than Black Country.

It is boring ecology i am afraid - can't stand it very much longer, too much stats. Currently marking an investigation into the effect of north verses south facing aspects on the length of Hart Tongue Fern - arhhh!

I think sitting on this ball has made my pelvis ache. Do you think that is a good sign of pelvis widening and opening, or do you think it means I should get of the ball and slob on the sofa?

still promised baby once i am finished she can come out so best get on

Oddeyes - cant you just put it in the bin and say the dog ate it??

I'm sorry but I'm struggling to catch up. Powers of concentration so minimal that I quickly get lost amid the assorted smut, housework and brummie chat. Still boggling at the Black Country Dictionary. Must forward to DH.

DH works in that part of the world at the mo. Somewhere by junction 1 of the M5. Must say it sounds deeeelightful.

Had a real picnic lunch today (sadly the carpet variety will have to wait). Was lovely though. Took DD to a vast playground and sat in the sunshine scoffing too many cookies. All that fun has left me knackered and wanting a nap, but DD refusing to have one and just wants me to do 'Ring-a-ring-of-roses' again and again. Each time it gets harder and harder to get up again after the 'all fall down' bit.

Wahey for Stourbridge, Surprise! Went to college there. Many, many happy memories.

Juw - you have my permission to resume sofa dwelling

Must stress that I meant carpet picnic as the kind of picnic you have when you planned to have a lovely outdoor picnic like Lulu's, but it rained, so you put the blanket out in the living room and had the picnic there.

Though I am going to submit the new meaning to urban dictionary.

This Hart Tongue Fern then...North or South? Or is there no right/ wrong answer?

surprise, my mum teaches at the KE Sixth Form college I used to beg to live in Stourbridge just for the Crystal Leisure Centre I lost my accent after going to my Birmingham secondary school, but still have twinges of half Brummie / half Black Country when drunk / very tired / shouty.

OddEyes, that sounds a lot like one of our biology courseworks - measuring the surface area of privet hedge leaves from the north & south side of said hedge to look for any significant difference - & then explain why any difference may have occurred. Good times.

& Nutty, I attempted my own deforestation, but think that I've ended up with a hideously threadbare shagpile as opposed to a smooth laminate