Due April 2009: Episode 20 - Angst Ridden Fruity Fornication

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

sorry couldnt help myself

on the last episode of april 2009 mums to be ..........

OddEyes & Babypringle are possibly going into labour Very Exciting!

Kaz & Skiingone - posted birth stories

lots of Fruity Smut, I was caught by the Fruit Fuzz and restrained

Lots more smut.......smutt...smutt

BB & WFH still havent popped (though we now have a birthing ticket system) We have to wait our turn

Boffin's AP causes more greif, beatings were handed out to a soundtrack

More commune talk

Morphine chasers with lots of soundtracks that take you back to the good ol' days

Springy & Suprise have gone to Brum for the weekend.

contractions/BH's/ movement/ailments aplenty

sorry if i have missed anything out ....

OMG - all of those other definitions are horrific! THough I didn't know there was a special word for what a queef is until fairly recently. I have lived a sheltered life.

Because I start those things... unless i write that I finished I haven't... (except for maybe the baking bit)

I bought some dusters during my last (online - I don't go out, don't be silly) grocery shop because I thought it's the sort of thing that a mother should have. The plastic wrapper is still unopened, though. We've lived here since September & I've not dusted once.

How many times have you ballfarted?

Do you have some Pledge to go with your dusters? And are they yellow?

Just ate a packet of instant noodles for lunch - how nutritious!

So far today I have got dressed, put on a wash, ate breakfast, watched most haunted (Tatton Park Mansion episode) and made/eaten instant noodles....erm, that's it!

That is just a beautiful, beautiful thing. I particularly like the descriptive quote

"oh lover when you ballfart me, it is as if a pleasent zephyr passes over my testicular hairs, like a gust through a meadow of sugarcane"

They are indeed yellow. & yes, I bought some Pledge, too! I'm not even sure where that is. I bought a whole load of cleaning stuff, but it's still all sitting in the Tesco bags next to the toilet. One day it will get as far as being put in the cupboard under the sink. I don't expect it to ever get further than that, though

but still you do them Bleu, and you have finished quite alot too, painting the hall/bathroom wasnt it for your dh?, none of us do as much as you. fgs give yourself a break and say sod the housework.

i will be going through the threads in minuite if you really require proof.

That's true poetry, that is How very moving.

Springy, you are a Real Woman.

Real Women have:

-Yellow dusters

• Pledge
• Small sewing kit in handbag
• Emery board
• Diary and small, diary-sized pen.
• Tiny screwdrivers from a cracker, for fixing spectacles and the like

Real Men have:

• WD40
• Socket set

Errrm.....suggestions?

BUT i have said Sod the housework... I just need to get other things done... Oh... never mind

ROFL at ballfart

What about ballglazing?

I really think we could contribute some new words to this urban dictionary.

Juw - Balls??

I don't have most of that Real Woman kit I have a diary, but it's not even been opened since about October because I don't have a busy enough life to warrant it.

Real Men have an electric drill. & pretend that it's a gun when nobody's watching.

If they happen to acquire two, they walk around with one in each hand, blasting each one alternately, in time with their stilted movements, pretending to be a robot.

Don't worry Bleu - we're just jealous

I don't know... Not jealous. Guilty, I think

Balls are a good addition to the list, yes

Also drills (PMSL at double-handed robot drilling)!!

I really hope that DH doesn't read MN - I'd hate to think that he's secretly wishing that I was more of a Bleu. He'll forever be disappointed. It's just better if he never knows that these women exist.

& ballglazing - imagine doing it with PVA, then peeling it off when it dries

DH wants a Black and Decker Workmate. I wonder if he feels incomplete as a man without it?

Oooooops! Actually did PMSL at PVA!!!!

Springy good girls keep diary's bad girls dont.

I get given diaries but never use them, you would never have guessed would you

double handed robot drilling i love a good double drilling in the morning

ROLF PVA what about nail varnish???

Nail varnish in itself no so bad, though I wonder what would happen once dry. However, nail varnish remover afterwards..........cripes.

I was thinking something more along the lines of the glaze you get on Krispy Kremes.