Due April 2009: Episode 20 - Angst Ridden Fruity Fornication

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

sorry couldnt help myself

on the last episode of april 2009 mums to be ..........

OddEyes & Babypringle are possibly going into labour Very Exciting!

Kaz & Skiingone - posted birth stories

lots of Fruity Smut, I was caught by the Fruit Fuzz and restrained

Lots more smut.......smutt...smutt

BB & WFH still havent popped (though we now have a birthing ticket system) We have to wait our turn

Boffin's AP causes more greif, beatings were handed out to a soundtrack

More commune talk

Morphine chasers with lots of soundtracks that take you back to the good ol' days

Springy & Suprise have gone to Brum for the weekend.

contractions/BH's/ movement/ailments aplenty

sorry if i have missed anything out ....

Bleuravin - these last few weeks of pregnancy are, IMO, a time to relax as much as possible and to be a bit selfish. I'm also someone who worries too much about letting other people down etc. but I've decided to just say 'sod it' and have had a very refreshing 2 weeks just sitting around watching DVDs and eating! It HAS to be done and pre-birth is the time to do it! If you don't want your in-laws to visit, that's perfectly ok - this is not a time where you need to think about anything or anyone else except for you and your baby (and of course DH occasionally! ).

Now I've got the internet back (maybe only temporarily...) I've become addicted to watching 'Most Haunted' on YouTube!! (we don't have a TV, so does that excuse me ...?? Have also been watching America's Next Top Model....is that even worse?????

Ooh, my mum used to teach in Dudley & now teaches in Stourbridge - very much that end of town!

& haha, you don't mock a Black Country accent if you know what's good for you

Bleu - thats b*llocks (d'ya see what i did there ) no seriously thats not true .......do you want me to go through the threads and show you how much you have done, cos its all there in black and white and let me tell you you have done far too much and put us all to shame!! stop that "i do nothing!" talk right now young lady!!

Feel free to come look round my house, yours will be immaculate in comparison, you will then feel better.

Ooh, have just discovered this black country dictionary - must show this to DH! He thinks it's all hilarious.

Kalikaroo - ANTM is essential pregnancy viewing. You must not deprive yourself of it.

Kalikaroo - i love ANTM am all caught up now though (good old you tube )

Nutty, I'm glad you said that because I think I may have already overstepped the mark

Bleu, you're always doing things! Always! You'd be disgusted if you knew how little I do & how much I leave to DH - & I don't even have mobility problems or anything like Nutty, for example.

As an illustrative example, I've not done any washing up (not even a single dish) for the last 6 months

I have to say Bleu, in my short time as a resident here on MN, I have been of the impression you are some kind of baking/ cleaning/ painting/ fixing superwoman who always has drinks and cakes to welcome guests into her beautiful home! But that could just have been these other trouble-makers being a bit OTT!!

Does anyone else do anything useful or productive between posts, or do you just sit there pressing refresh waiting for someone else to say something?

Kalikaroo - Stylista is another one to you tube when you're done with ANTM

Ju, you just reminded me with that! (This so suits the tone of this thread, too ) We were talking about the word 'blart' the other day, because there was someone on The Crystal Maze (also essential pregnancy viewing, particularly with Richard O'Brien!) called Paul Blart, which made DH laugh. Apparently it means 'bloody fart' - like if you farted & left blood in your underwear as a result. Delicious.

It took a while for me to understand why he was laughing so much, assuming that I had the same definition as him, because I took it to mean 'cry'.

He can't get his head around that people can say, completely straight-faced, 'what on earth are you blarting about?' in the Black Country.

Has anyone seen my HobNob? I don't know where I've put it.

Juw - nope i just sit here all day pressing refresh and when i'm not doing that i sleep

PMSL Springy

Glad it's not just me Nutty

Useful or productive between posts.

So far today I've managed to eat breakfast & shove the bedding into the washing machine. I'm not dressed or lunched or washed yet. Nothing like that. My end of the sofa is surrounded by a semicircle of clutter that accumulates until I eventually snap (every week or so) because it's just within easy reach & means I never have to actually get off my bum

I can't believe he has a specific term for a bloody fart! I've never even heard of such a possibility!

ROFL

Between posts today I have:

Put jam on end of bloomer and put kettle on
Made tea
Cut another slice of bloomer and jammed it up
Cut another slice of bloomer and jammed that one up too
Made tuna and sweetcorn sandwich
Went and got packet of hobnobs from sofa.

NOW YOU'VE REMINDED ME THAT I HAVE HOBNOBS!

I'm going to have to get myself some lunch now otherwise I'm going to have a whole jar of biscuits & nothing even vaguely wholesome until DH gets home & cooks for us.

(Do you see, Bleu? Do you see what my life's like? )

I'm telling you that you guys have a fantasy version of me; I am being quite honest...I do not do house work hardly ever and I'm quite happy most of the time that way. I only clean the kitchen/do dishes every 3 days...toilets once a week- if that- usually like once a month... half the projects i start i do not finish and leave out thinking'i'll get to that tomorrow' but don't because I spend time on my butt... Which means things slowly pile up and get pushed to the side to make room for new ideas and projects... Currently the livingroom is reasonable with only a half a dozen glasses and mugs (each) laying about so I feel it's clean enough and so the house itself is 'clean enough' and I don't fel obligated to do more to it...

I don't think that it's his word - he showed me it on Urban Dictionary because I thought he was just being stupid.

The second definition is possibly even more attractive

The main, most worrying point, is that it's our definition that's least common. My dad says 'blart' quite a lot - & will almost certainly say it about our baby at some point. I don't know how DH will cope, I really don't

Well why do your posts always state that you have been doing some sort of baking/ cleaning/diy/ painting/ weaving?????

you wrote it bleu, we just read it.

You clean the kitchen every 3 days?

That reminds me of a woman I walk with who dusts every day. I don't even have a duster.

Actually, I've managed to wee a few times today, as well. & I even went so crazy as to get up & go to the toilet to do it. I'm really exerting myself