Due April 2009: Episode 16 - BB's magical cervix dust prevents birthing. But Barbarellys Babies are here !

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here, that was close

Boff, you'd better behave - Nutty will discipline you if you don't & you've seen her FB picture

You never know - you might see your MW & she'll tell you that you're 9cm dilated & the baby will be there in 15 minutes - & you've not felt a thing

If I give up carrots and apples, Schulte, all I'll be left with for dinner choices will be boiled rice and toast - hardly a varied diet!!!

Sneaky midday chocolate biscuits sounds like a far better plan...

Well, I see why you think they are all such fools! For goodness sake! If nothing else, it makes good financial sense to check you are not just covering the same old stuff someone else already has, so that people buy your book!!! And from an academic point of view, no-one should be allowed to get away without doing a literature review, I've had to do enough, so should she!

The woman is clearly a fool, the sycophants fawning around her also fools!

How's that?

Also, please don't hate me because I am politically apathetic - I know it drives some people up the wall!

Schulte, I'm on a sex ban as it is at the moment We did break it last night though, but only in the interests of science. There was no thrusting or orgasm or prostaglandins, so I think it's allowed.

I was just wondering about the 'sexual technics' thread & was sure that it was possible to do that position, so we tried. & it is possible. Then I had to help him out with a BJ. Which is great & all, but I'm going to explode without any sort of gratification for at least 3 weeks. But honestly, I needed to know if it was me being daft, or them

That would be truly cool for BB, Springy.

Nutty is indeed scary in that picture. She looks like a modern Cynthia Payne.

Oh I remembered a great FB story, not quite as funny as your near miss with the cut and paste though. One of the FB big bosses spoke at an information privacy conference very recently. He had friended one of his staff members, so her 'What are you doing now?' news came up on his page every day. That morning he had logged on to find her saying 'Whopppeeee! Boss is away at a conference!! When the cat's away, the mice can play!!' and that kind of thing. Duh!

i knew you wouldnt be able to resist

That sexual technics thing made so much more sense when someone mentioned the word 'perpendicular'!!

In one of the threads about unusual names, there was mention of a poor child named BJ! I quite like Benjamin James, but it has been vetoed because of the initials! School children pick up on stuff like that!

Now, Nutty, about this paddle? Something you always have handy?

Haha, what a moron DH knows someone who got sacked because she posted, during work time, 'work is boring' & her boss saw. That was pretty stupid, but not quite so obviously ridiculous as that

I'm still cringing about what I nearly posted, though. I'd have had to have forged my own sort of witness protection type lifestyle.

Juwesm, you are certainly speaking my language.

Springy, are you saying - gulp - you had your bean banged?????

Can I post her a question about sycophancy???? PLEASEEE??? There's still 5 minutes ...

flicked, bean flicked!!

NO N O NO

My cousin is called Benjamin James, but I'd never noticed his initials, actually. There was a boy at my primary school called Brian Jones, who got spotted - I suppose it depends on your age group. Having said that, I'm being a complete initial fascist with this baby - if it can spell anything vaguely rude / unpleasant, it's out.

Shall I post for you? That must be allowed (check with the woman with the paddle - I don't want her disciplining me!)!

I feel I may get in trouble for encouraging you.

No, there was no bean flicking () or banging away like a jackhammer (which I think has to be a good thing, really) - just a quick experiment to see if it could be done. Whilst we continued a conversation & laughed about it a lot, before stopping in horror & saying 'this is the least sexy sex ever! We're so married! '

I go to bed for a few hours and when I come back it takes me about 30 mins to catch up! Everything seems to have settled down with my niggling pains for now. I have a midwife appointment at 2:15 so will be disappearing again soon. I doubt that she'll say much about the pains. Unless my waters go or they turn into proper contractions, no-one will be interested. I'm hoping that I just have some sort of bug that is making me feel rough and my uterus irritable.

Springy I'm with you on initial fascism (although DDs are hardly ideal). At my school you had to have your initials stitched on your sports clothes so anyone with remotely silly initials was publicly ridiculed.

Absolutely Springy - completely agree. But you just can't plan for the future. Were there BJs, say, 50 years ago?

Though, not, of course, did they exist . Imagine they have existed for really quite some time, but perhaps not under that moniker.

Oh the rubbish that comes out of my fingers. Perhaps I need feeding.

It is 2pm.
I resisted posting.
Give me chocolate for I surely deserve it.

Someone got a snide but apt one in there just before the end. Good, I say.

QUESTION TIME

To all the second/third/ etc timers...have you bothered going to the antenatal classes?

I did obviously with my first and met 2 lovely ladies there that I still see until today, but I don;t really feel I need to attend the classes again, nor really want to.

however am I cutting out social oppurtunities to meet a new group of mums?

SPRINGYSUNSHINE I WILL COME UP THERE AND SLAP YOU SILLY!!!

NO NOOKIE!!!! none - not even un-sexy married stuff!!!

Right have had a good cry (while folding up my re-usable nappies that are refusing to dry properly) and am feeling a bit better so am off to the mw and will be back in an hour or so!!

Dungungirl, I went to classes with my second because there had been a big gap, but I seem to know more than most people now about the general stuff so didn't go to classes this time. This group is my substitute!

BB, it wasn't real nookie. I didn't enjoy it at all, it was just for research! No thrusting, prostaglandins, or orgasm! Nothing! God, it was dull

Well done for resisting, Boffin - although you were obviously still lurking, you naughty lady.

TMI: My cervix doesn't feel anything like what MM said. There's no doughnut thing or anything. I prodded at it last night & thought I was doing it wrong, but looked again at what she said & just tried, but still... I don't know if I'm just being stupid? Those of you who've done it, do you get your finger in so far & then it gets stopped? Or can you keep going?

(About antenatal classes - no matter how good they are, it's not like you can ask questions like the one I've just asked anyway )