Are your children’s vaccines up to date?

Set a reminder

Please or to access all these features

Birth clubs

Connect with mums-to-be with similar due dates to share experiences and support.

Due April 2009 - Episode 14: Fanjo Warriors attempt to be "clean" during this thread?? NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!!!

1001 replies

PuzzleRocks · 21/02/2009 17:16

And so it continues...

Mar
29 Mar : WhatFreshHell, DS 2.4 born on Easter Sunday
30 Mar : BabyBolat: 1st timer

Apr
01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : skiingone: DC1
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer, lives in Scandinavia (but too shy to say where!)
04 Apr : Bleuravin
04 Apr : Bumpalump
04 Apr : babypringle: 1 DS 2yrs 1 month
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
07 Apr : Picklelala
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Oddeyes (30): GIRL! DS 17 mths, 1 mc. London
09 Apr : Barbarella: 1st timer, TRIPLETS
10 Apr : hopeful1
11 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
12 Apr : Mumblemumhome4lunch (37, Swindon): DS will be 4 on 11th April, DD 2yrs and 1month
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
15 Apr : claireykitten: GIRL! DS 12 months
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 21mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

OP posts:
Are your children’s vaccines up to date?
BabyBolat · 22/02/2009 16:35

Springy no bad omens just getting all the last minute hitches out before the big day! the morning of my wedding the florist forgot the table candles (cue sending friends out to buy them), my friend crashed the car with my fruit floral baskets in (thankfully unharmed - the fruit not the car that cost them £2k and 2 people broke up with their respective partners which upset the table plan but the wedding was to a large degree bar the string quartet stealing £300 of my make up) hitchless!

Anyway I divulge! Forget your MiL, the people that really counted had a wonderful day (You, DH and your family) and everyone loved it! you looked fabulous and from what I can tell the day was truly magical! She was probably just in a hump that she didn't control everything (as she likes)and wasn't included in the decisions - you did amazingly I would have ignored her back and made sarcastic comments all day but then I am not a particulalry nice person!!

Everything seemed to go so well, and glad you weren't nervous - look at DH being all protective and husbandly - actually that may be it, MIL may have realised that she just hasn't got control of her son anymore - you as his wife and mother of his child now play much more of an influence - 'are you getting on OK' really I would have made Dh text back something like yeah having great sex and non stop laughter - how about you and Dad? That or something like no we are arguing like cat and dog how quickly can I get an annulment!!
Cow!

Is the car fixed now???

PuzzleRocks · 22/02/2009 16:38

Bah, I want a roast now. We're having Thai Green Curry. I want a roast!

OP posts:
SmuttyNuttyTaff · 22/02/2009 16:47

awwwwww springy how lovely your DH!!!! is doing well in maried life so far backing you up with the MIL (wierdo, mil that is) he gets a gold star. and hes right balls to her. so pleased you had such a wonderful time!!!! lol at having to look at the back of his head ! yay for camp gay hairdressers

Puzzle - just mailed you

Boffin - had 2 baths today (not working) seems to make it worse poss due to having to get in and out

bronze · 22/02/2009 16:51

smutty/boff and others. I posted recently on springy wall so if you want to add me you know who I am

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 22/02/2009 16:53

cool thanks bronze will add you

BoffinMum · 22/02/2009 17:24

xposts with Springy and the MIL saga

I think she's pure and simply jealous of all the attention you are getting IMO, and behaving like a grumpy teenager. The best way of handling it is to refuse to engage, and just be politely friendly and relatively formal with her, like you did with the flowers. You owe her that because she is DH's mum and your DC's grandmother, but you owe her nothing else. If she is daft enough to fail to appreciate the wonder that is Springy, then that's her problem.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 22/02/2009 17:55

BB Missy Moo!! you are a very nice person i will have you know!! so hush up!! whats with the quartet nicking your make up (lol were they female?) ???? cheeky buggers (though knowing the class of make up you have i must say i would have been a teeny bit tempted lol )!!

Springy - Boff is right (as always )! besides who cares about one mil when so many others love you?!

PuzzleRocks · 22/02/2009 18:00

Springy - I had a good giggle and a bit of a weep reading your post. What a great day.
Is the napkin picture on your facebook profile?
And how sweet that your LO wanted to join in the fun, even if it did give you a bit of a scare.

And sod the MIL. She's just bent out of shape because you are holding all the cards now. Ha ha!

OP posts:
SpringySunshine · 22/02/2009 18:52

I've read everything, but not replied to most of it - it would've been stupid!

Sorry to read about so many work-related problems. I hope nobody's struggling too much & that it'll all be resolved soon. I suppose that's a huge advantage of us both being students - it's unaffected by the economic climate.

To everyone worrying about having 2 children, from someone who doesn't even have 1 yet (i.e. ignore me if you like!) - you are all very capable women who are taking every measure to make the transition as painless as possible (making sure that you talk to your existing LOs about the baby lots, etc) & although there will be teething problems (as there will be for us all, no matter how many kids are in our homes), things will settle down & become part of every day life, so you won't even be able to remember what it was like before the new baby. It will be fine - so many people have multiple children that it must be!

Awww, so many kind wishes on Friday I feel so loved Thank you all xx

I'm also glad to see that it's normal to open wedding cards in the hotel afterwards! MIL was making a right fuss about how we should open them all in front of everyone at the restaurant & get BIL to read them out, etc. I know that that is another way of doing it, but really, who could be bothered? I think she wanted to show off their wedding present cheque (which was generous, but not the largest present - I know it's not about that at all, but she really doesn't seem to & keeps competing over money stuff), but that wasn't worth putting everyone through a heap of cards for!

Boffin, your Friday sounds as lovely as mine! Very of your lovely day of luxury - & for the lack of SPD for a brief time! Running up stairs! Really? Wow

Ooh, babies arriving healthy, 9 weeks early - congratulations to glaskham! Mine's due in less than 7 weeks now. Bring it on!

Nutty, I'm with you on Russell Brand. I don't know why - he really is probably well grubby (he just looks like he whiffs!), but I just would. Even though he'd almost certainly be really selfish, too. What's wrong with us?!

electra, sorry that your HB seems to be in jeopardy - I really hope it all ends well for you. I'm sure the LO will be absolutely fine (we're so close to the end, apart from anything!), but I know that it's a lot of worry for you, & frustrating to see your plans potentially falling apart.

trista, sorry you're so down. I have nothing to add, but we're here if you need to moan xx

BB, about the cats - there's not a lot you can do. My family have the same problem in Brum. The (also catless) neighbour next door put carpet grip on the top of all of his fences, which stops the cats using his garden as a shortcut as they can't get into it very easily. It looks a bit odd though, & may sound a bit vicious (even though I'm sure that none of them have been properly hurt in the slightest whilst discovering that it's easier to go the other way around). In a more humane, equally strange, way, I've heard that putting big cat manure in your flower beds (lions, for example) freaks them out too much to hang around and fertilises your plants. You'd have to have a word with a local zoo or something, though - probably not too practical for most people! The other suggestions sound a little more normal

(Quick side point - just noticed that my ex has deleted me off Facebook. I'm not upset about it - & totally understand that he doesn't want to see all of my wedding & baby stuff going on - but it knocked the wind out of me for a moment there.)

Today we've bought a Moses basket (& rocking stand) & hospital bags for me & DH - this is massive progress for us, as we still haven't even put the crib together / bought things to put in the bags. You're all putting us to shame!

Welcome to woody!

Oh, Nutty - sorry you're in so much pain today but yay for being ready for the baby! That must make you feel better about everything, what with it being more real now you've got it all sorted.

Thanks to everyone for the lovely comments about our photos I'm currently talking to my mum on Facebook chat, having a secret bitch about MIL so I don't have to do it on the phone where DH can hear me

BB, don't worry about my comments on the omens - I'm not even slightly worried & don't believe in those things anyway. My dad tactlessly pointed them out as omens on Friday morning & although my mum told him off it didn't even cross my mind to be concerned - & that was before I knew it'd all go okay! As for MIL's text, I told DH to text back saying 'no, I hate her, I've made a terrible mistake', but he (wisely) refused

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 22/02/2009 19:15

Lol Springy am sooooo tempted to contact bristol zoo and ask them to send me a small bag of lion poo so i can send it to BB hee hee (BB i wouldnt really love you lol xxx)

PuzzleRocks · 22/02/2009 19:17

I'm going to London zoo on Friday. Can get anyone anything fecal?

OP posts:
SmuttyNuttyTaff · 22/02/2009 19:18

:-ppppppp

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 22/02/2009 19:18

ROFL Puzzle

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 22/02/2009 19:21

no poo for me thanks puzzle but can you say hello to these guys for me if they have any at london zoo please

they are sooooooo cute ]

bronze · 22/02/2009 19:22

hospital bag for DH?

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 22/02/2009 19:26

Bronze - snacks and supplies possibly? (my dh was starving lol)

SpringySunshine · 22/02/2009 19:32

Haha!

"Send me some lion poo, please?"
"Yes, of course, madam. We charge £10 per bag. How many bags would you like?"
"Oh, just the one "
"May I enquire what this purchase is for, for our reference?"
"Oh, you know... I want to send it to my friend from the internet. The usual."
"Ah, certainly. It'll be with you in 3 - 5 working days."

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 22/02/2009 19:35

ROFL lol

SpringySunshine · 22/02/2009 19:37

& yes, DH's hospital bag will have lots of cartons / bottles of drink, lots of snacks (just packets of crisps / chocolate more than anything - very portable, pickable things, along with a couple of sandwiches if we get chance to quickly make them up before we go to hospital, as something a bit more wholesome), & stuff for him to entertain himself if I manage to get a few minutes sleep here & there whilst in the earlier stages & he can't manage to drift off - a book & a Gameboy or something, probably. He'll probably also have a camera, a list of people to notify (including my MN text buddy!), a bag of change for parking / vending machines (separate to my change for Patientline / vending machines, etc), & things like that.

BoffinMum · 22/02/2009 19:37

Why not just buy a lion? The cats will really scarper then, surely???

bronze · 22/02/2009 19:42

DH here gets a normal bag with some sandwiches a drink and some crisps. He can survive and theres no way Im letting him do anything else while I'm in pain

SpringySunshine · 22/02/2009 19:43

Haha, that reminds me of a clip on Russell Brand's Ponderland (mmmm ) of a bloke in the 70s who kept a lion in his garage to help him develop a sort of martial arts training & can't see why that may be a bit strange / unacceptable.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 22/02/2009 19:48

Boffin cos then you would have to feed and clean up after said lion (who is a cat) just bigger problems rather than lots of smaller ones

bronze · 22/02/2009 19:53

but you could flog that poo to other people with cat poo problems so its worth the effot

BoffinMum · 22/02/2009 19:54

Would a lion poo in other people's gardens?

Please create an account

To comment on this thread you need to create a Mumsnet account.

This thread is not accepting new messages.
Swipe left for the next trending thread