Due April 2009 - Episode 10 - Fanjo Warriors demand Padded Purple rooms......Great Expectations!

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New thread for us all! How many days this time?? {grin}

Anyone for a homemade choc-chip cookie?

The food, I meant, not the shower with a hunky bloke, though that sounds tasty too (if one can stand up, I agree that's vital to operations).

Just had a letter saying I'm entitled to 890 euros of benefits for the birth, am going to look at baby products websites tonight.

I would certainly share the pork pie with any man that successfully facilitated a shower-related shag right now.

Boffin, you were supposed to be taking it easy I glad that the contractions have gone away and you've stocked up on yummy heart warm treats for your family. I was thinking of doing that too on the way back from lunch but decided that my sciatica was acting up and I was just too tired, so I'm back lazing on the couch.

As for showers and hunky men...delicious! and standing up is a necessity but be wary if you haven't got the slip proof floor because things can get very painful and awkward when you slip -think mismatched mating crabs...

Maybe occupational health supply special hoists for SPD ladies to shag in showers with? I should ask ...

DH suggested rock climbing rigging once...

I had to go out Bleu because there are 6 of us at home at the moment and I was the only one who could drive until DH gets home, and we were going to run out of protein-related items.

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That sounds excellent, I will hunt out a couple of carabiner and steal the ropes from the swing immediately!!

Oh I do understand Boffin...

BTW there is a thread here about that article, with a few comparisons between the UK and other countries, incl France.

lol Boffin...

wharralorra xposts...

I love the whipsy flakes of snow falling from the sky.
If only they would stick!

Thanks AA

(was over on the last thread on my own [blush})

But it meant I got to post the very last message, just before the thread got too full...

lol Auld

I have just discovered Wotsits...They're just like Cheetos Cheese Puffs.. MMMMmmm I used to crave them when I was a kid. (We never had crisps or the like except few and far between- mostly birthdays)

OK - had a little look at that report.

Interesting, deliberately provocative and I would think largely designed to generate column inches on behalf of the Children's Society.

(Cynical, moi? Before I became a SAHM I used to run the press office of a large charity)

By the way does custard come in chocolate flavor or am I wasting my time looking?

Ha ha ha - Auld - a win win for you!

I was thinking that too Lulu... column inch capitalistic report...

LuLu def designed to get column inches but from a brand perspective think they have made a massive massive mistake because they have alienated a large proportion of the population which will not do them any favours in their brand support seeing as these families are their key audience!

Bleu - ooooh I love wotsits

Do you know I think I have seen chocolate custard. If not, could you stir some cocoa into your custard?

(sorry if that thought has made anyone gag)

though there are some good points.

Yep, and provided momentary respite from the marking... nearly finished now, but have to go and get DS.

Bleu: maybe you have to make your own, though I'm sure someone in the UK makes chocolate custard.

Hmmm I was wondering if doing so would affect the consistency of the custard too much... I reeeeaallly want a bowl of choclate pudding (custard) though so might try it...