Aw!
This'll cheer you up I bet:
Picture it.....
I'm lying on my bed, listening to my hypno cd, whilst the kids play in the next room.
The atmosphere is relaxed, the music is soft & gentle, the woman's voice is washing over me, draining my body of tension....
Me: "Ow! that's not nice ds2, we don't throw toys and where are your pants?"
ds2: "agga, babba bloo splthush"
Dd1: Mummy, ds2 has done a poo-oooooo, I can smell it but can't see it!
Me: Okay, I'm coming!
Ds1: What are you doing? who is that lady? that music sounds funny! Can I play the wii after dinner? when's daddy coming home? are we going swimming today?
Is this the box for the lady? I though the pool was coming, where is it?
Dd1: Errrrrrr! Ds2 has left his pants on my bedroom floor and there's a poo in them!
FFS!!
Apparently, according to the woman on the cd, I'm beautifully relaxed at this point, the tension in my throat and mouth has dissipated and I'm going into a deep level of calm, serenity and peace
How much would 3 kids bring on eBay?