Morning, ladies! I woke up at 10:30 today. How utterly slack is that? [wipes porridge from keyboard] You know you've gone nocturnal when you get out of the bath too late for Woman's Hour.
Anyone else turning into their grandma at a rate of knots? Mine has just got out of hospital after a fall - she is 86, btw - and all she can do is sit around grumbling about ailments and bewailing the fact that the evenings are drawing in... I'm not allowed to call her to try and cheer her up this week as she will worry herself to death about me.
Gawd, it sounds like everyone's been having a totally crap time of it. It's horrible how a bad night can make you feel for the rest of the day (hence the massive lie in) and I have total total sympathy for us all - big hugs all round.
I'm sending everyone a plate of virtual flapjacks and a large cup of tea and strict orders to stay in and watch Dirty Dancing or whatever else floats yer boat.
Go on, have a biccy. You're worried about your waistiine at a time like this?
Right, prams - loving the choices but agree that the silver cross is a bit big if you don't actually even want a pram, hana! We're getting the bugaboo bee (as a present from my ever-amazing mum) as we have no hallway and small rooms as well as being up a small flight of stairs, so we needed a supersmall and light pram that corners on a sixpence, whatever one of those is.
Plus they look bithchin', which was a bit of a selling point for a gadget-freaky DH . The fact that none of his mates will be even remotely interested as they are all single or childfree seems to have passed him by.
My mate's getting the chameleon but it's eyewateringly expensive, a bit big and has huge tyres (she lives in a pothole).
Braxton Hicks - OW OW OW OW OW STOPPIT YOU BSTRD!!! That's my balanced and objective view. Thirsty uterus, eh? Right - I'm off to drink a lake.
Seriously, I had to go to bed it was so painful yesterday and the only reason I wasn't panicking about early labour was because the bloody thing just stopped like that, just one big contraction. Grr. I was begging it not to start getting rhythmic and closer together!