Pinky - OMG YES! My kitchen floor currently has half an onion, an empty coke bottle and the top off a juice bottle on it as I have given up because bending down is so unpleasant. It gets dropped, it stays dropped. I need a long-handled dustpan and brush or one of those pciky-up sticks litter collectors have (or, as DH says, like old people have).
I wish my hair was both thicker and self-dyeing - I can't get it cut til early October and I look like a ginger Professor Snape. Crossed with a space hopper .
Cushions/pillows: What are those cushions that are sort of the same shape as a fat fortune cookie (I know what I'm on about) and that you can use as a bump cushion and then as a breastfeeding one? I saw it in a catalogue but can't remember which one.
I've just re-read that sentence and it's obvious I need a coffee - off to put kettle on.