Due in June 7 - the one with all the boys!!!

[katzguk]

yeah new fresh and clean thread!

Mrs W it's by Naomi Stadlen - it's in most bookshops now I think.

Tea - yup, the only thing he has drawn the line at today is ironing, and that's because I won't let him buy the iron attachment for the steam cleaner, otherwise he would be up for that too.

Welshie - I shall read "What Mothers Do" when lounging at my desk sipping champers and making phone calls to my mates (I've never had a job like this but let's pretend) and phoning dh to say "what on earth do you do all day?"

Oh trib, if you ever get that job, canI be your assistant. I'll make those calls for you. In fact, I'll call everyone's DH and ask them what they actually do all day. That would be soooooo fun.

Speaking of DHs, would you be interested in a hubby swap for a few days? Mine can come round and install a wireless network / server / printer / whatever for you. And your can come do my cleaning?

Uwila...it's just a healthy obsession, ha ha ha...it's a secret all good (lapsed) catholic girls hide!

Uwila - unfortunately mine is also able to install a wireless network or similar, (I could even do that myself - we are both IT bods). However, I am sure your dh is in better health than mine so I bet can find some physical jobs to keep him busy (steady now Teabelly ... !). However, I will certainly offer you the job as assistant, if only I can find a champers-sipping, phone call-making kind of role. It must be out there .. I am sure of it!

Oooooo... physical labour macho kind of jobs. Not sure if dh will be up to that one. I had to teach him how to mow a garden (sadly, that is not a joke). And, just before doing this I had to explain to him why wimly ectric jobbie mowers were not man enough for me. So, we went out to procure a REAL mower (one powered by a petrol engine -- which incidentally is not a motor but an ENGINE). Oh well, he mows the garden now. So I guess it's progress.

Interested in WW1? He is THE expert. Check out www.firstworldwar.com if you don't believe me.

Perhaps we could start a business where women with unappreciative husbands pay us a fee (and a nice bottle champers)to phone their husbands and ask them what exactly they doo all day long.

Ha ha ha - I'm trying to think of something witty to say, but this little one is kicking away furiously...almost like she's saying 'God mum you're sooo embarrassing' - either that or she liked the mountainous chocolate bar I've just devoured!

Oh yes, and I can install a network too. But why would I? There has to be some price for the priledge of living with me!

you can come and install a wireless network at my house if you want that would be great!! we've just got broadband and its great wireless would be good too!!

Re the FIL he has had a stroke so can't do anything physical, so although he's the worlds leading authority on everything he can't actually do anything!!ahhhhhhh, he was like this before the stroke so i'm not just being nasty!!

I knew that dh was the man for me when he was staying over one night and my radiator fell off the wall. He replaced it wearing only his pants - a few things became clear during this episode and we were married less than a year later.

Welshie...I thought I was the sex mad one here!!

oh YUK. There's too much information on this thread.

Uwila it's all in your head it became clear that he could mend radiators....and that he had muscles....

And which "muscle" impressed you, Welshie?

...that's not a muscle Welshie!!!!

You're making me blush. I know that's not a muscle. I meant his manly arms (he'd just been working on a festival site - erecting large tents with enormous poles....ha)

"erecting large tents with enormous poles" Is there some (not so) hidden symbolism there?

you're all very rude!!

Katz says she who's whisking her dh off for a dirty weekend shortly, he he he!

All this smut! Is this to get you ladies in the mood for lurrrrrrrrrrrrrve on Valentine's Day?

My DH is away until Thursday so there's no loving going on in my house (not that there would have been if he'd been here, if I'm honest).

Mine still has to do diy in his pants to get anywhere with me

I've just read that back and it's appallingly rude

you've got a better memeory than me!!

oh well should go and do some work really!

spek to you all tomorrow, don't chat tooo much, not got the internet at home for next few days FIL in study and its a long story but i have hidden the modem!!

Good lord no - I'm going to be pooped from getting up early, work, travel...anyway he should still be knackered from last night

Just been working out my remaining working days before I go on leave and I only have 30 actual work days left after today, YIPEEEEEEEE!