Uh-oh! Rant alert!
I am so angry (well as angry as you can be with the three most beautiful girls in the world!)
Today (as I mentioned) my two DD's had their best firend for a sleep over.
Everything was going too well, everyone ate their dinner, brushed their teeth etc etc.
Got into bed, mucho, mucho giggling (well, it was never going to be any other way).
Then there's the elephant like thumping of feet every now and again, still normal fare for a sleep over, (why would you be in bed just because you were put there with every intention of you going to sleep at 8pm??)
Downstairs DP and I start watching The 'Trevor Eve shouts at people for no good reason show' (Waking the dead) and about 20 mins in we hear running water. Three year olds and water not being the best mixture DP pegs it upstairs. At his cries of 'this is totally unreasonable girls' I follow to find
a) the three of them naked in a bath which has about 3 inches of water in it.
b) cream smeared on almost every surface of the bathroom (loo seat, floor, shower cubicle, ottoman you name it). This turns out to be a 3/4 full tub of diprobase (Ar*e!!) and half of a £90 tub of sun cream (There's a lot of sun exposure going on in our life and we're pretty picky about sun cream)
c) the wash basin is blocked with a mixture of facial tissues and water
d) an empty tube of childrens toothpaste and dove conditioner
e) the ottoman (an ikea job with square holes in the top) has had a mixture of shampoo, toothpaste and water poured over it. This is where we keep our bed linen, I estimate in about 6 loads of washing everything will be clean again!
Grrrrrr!!!
I told them off in my sternest voice, I was really angry (I'm not sure it worked though one of my DD's was smirking a bit) and made them all go to bed without another word lest they be put in time out.
And the total bl**dy cherry on top is that my bump is sore from trying to jump out of a swimming pool to save another friends daughter who'd managed to climb out of the pool and was trying to stand on a wobbly table. I forgot about my extra girth in my haste and launched myself out of the pool only top be rudely arrested by the lip of the pool. I felt sick afterwards for about an hour, still don't feel great.
Three year olds take the p**s don't they? Just cos they know they're cute.
I know I may not sound it but I'm so annoyed with their behaviour tonight.
I guess I should say don't respond as I'm just venting, but I'm not gonna!! Give 'em hell, they deserve it (and don't dare be so brave as to venture that I actually should have made them sleep at 8pm, life's too short )