Only just had chance to log on today. Busy busy busy (and worrying about TYG now!). Saw my lovely physio lady today who yet again insisted that I lie on my stomach while she pounded my back to smithereens. Very uncomfortable at the time, but worth it as my back is feeling so much better. Then went to see the phlebotomist as my midwife couldn't get any blood last week. Well wasn't she just the most miserable and unsociable person in the world? She said two words to me- "clench" (pointing at my hand) and "scratch" as she jabbed at me. I carried on chatting regardless, smiled, laughed etc. Nothing. I think my local hospital is employing cyborgs.
Poor little boy who was in before me had Down's Syndrome and he screamed the place down. Me being the hormonal wreck that I am couldn't stop sobbing. He kept shouting 'noooooo' at the cyborgs and his Mum had tears running down her face. Horrible to see your child that upset. How do you non first-timers cope with things like that?
LG&T- my goodness you don't do things by halves?! In terms of the cyst/lump I agree with others, it's unlikely to be anything serious and if they are happy to say come back in 3 or 4 weeks then they aren't concerned. How's little Phin and her even littler finger? I also agree that children are very good at adapting and yours always sound so strong I'm sure they'll slot right in. They have each other and you describe them as such little personalities that I bet they'll be bringing half the class home with them. Have activated my gingerbread email address so that it works now. Doh!
Just made an appointment to have my hair cut on Thursday- haven't had it done for months. I am, however supposed to be in an antenatal class at the same time. Having been to the first one last week I can safely say I won't be going back. When the strange midwife started in a sing-song voice with 'now who knows what a contraction is?' I knew it was going to be 2 hours of torture. I thought it might be simplistic and patronising for everybody but then the woman next to me started asking questions. Oh dear oh dear:
Woman with scary hair: I want a homebirth when will I know if I have to have a hospital birth?
Midwife: Do you mean before labour? In terms of whether they'll recommend a hospital delivery?
Woman with scary hair: Yes and in labour, when will I know if I can have the baby at home?
Midwife: Er... well obviously certain conditions can mean that we don't want you to deliver at home- if you show signs of pre-eclampsia for example or if your waters break before 37 weeks or if you are overdue and need inducing. In that case we will recommend a hospital delivery. During labour certain situations might arise that require transfer- failure to progress, exhaustion etc
Woman with scary hair: So when will I be told?
Midwife: Er... when a situation arises.
Woman with scary hair: So will I be allowed to try pushing before I have to go to hospital?
By this point I had chewed off most of my right arm.
About half an hour later woman with scary hair's husband, man with tight trousers had started making jokes. Now we all politely tittered at the 'does the delivery suite have a minibar?' question but after variations on 'does it have air con?' and 'is there room service?' I had also lost most of my left arm and my teeth were itching in frustration.
So I won't be going back. I'm going for a hair chop instead.
TYG, where are you. Very worried about you...