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May O7ers - W/C 26th Feb

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Frenchsmallfry · 26/02/2007 11:06

Morning...............

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ShowOfHands · 26/02/2007 14:46

Scoot, can I buy your house? I have 47p in my purse. Any good?

twelveyeargap · 26/02/2007 14:46

Ewww, ewww, ewww. I used to live "out in the country", so to speak and always left my back door unlocked and all that malarky.

Neighbour once ran into my house when I was in the shower saying that there'd been a bloke at my back window a few mins before doing what hte bus driver was doing (I'd been getting undressed by the washing maching - nobody could see in the house unless they were actually IN the garden) and then when I got in the shower, he went in my back door and nicked my bag, the dirty fecker. Not sure which bit annoyed me the most.

When the neighbour first saw yer man at the window with his lad in his hand, her first thought was that me and my b/f must be playing some weirdo role-play and only realised something was wrong when he took my bag. Dunno what that says about me!

The Gardaí thought it was hysterical and did a very bad job of hiding their mirth when they came round to take a statement. Told me to close my curtains in future!

twelveyeargap · 26/02/2007 14:49

That all seems so sudden Scooter! One minute your DH was talking to people in the pub and the next thing the house is on the market. Blimey! Will you start looking at places yourself now?

Fingers crossed for your FIL.

ShowOfHands · 26/02/2007 15:02

I've scrabbled in the bottom of my bag Scoot. I've got 67p and half a gingerbread man.

Fair I think?

Mrsjaffabiffa · 26/02/2007 15:05

I'm not scary anymore SOH, although you have experienced me shouting on here before I'm sure.

Scooter, good news on the house hope it sells before the whole home report business comes into effect. I'm going to out bid SOH though, I'll give you 10euros for it. Hope the news is good for your FIL.

Have just been looking at the Mile for Maude website. What a great idea, I hope the French one is close to me, I'd love to join it even at 39 weeks pg. Might just involve the children here we know and do a walk close to home.

cinnamontam · 26/02/2007 15:08

Lovely to have you guys back safe and sound.

AM - mural looks fab. Can't wait to see it in the mag. You are setting the bar a bit too high though. I've only just decided what colour to paint Bean's room (Blossom white - has a tiny hint of pink). Now I'm thinking maybe a small water feature, mini bar in apple green and tasteful edumacational pictures. God the pressure

SOH - I have knitting needles and sewing machine and no fecking idea of what to make my Bean. Any suggestions? How is your FIL doing?

Scootermum - good luck with your FIL's results.

Bean got the hiccups yesterday. I just sat there for an hour watching my belly wobble every 30-40 seconds. Sooo funny
DH thinks I'm a complete mentalist but I caught him looking all doe eyed at my belly from round the corner where he was sitting at his lappy and hiding the odd chuckle of manly, fatherly glee

cinnamontam · 26/02/2007 15:27

SOH - just sent you an email re: CD's

ShowOfHands · 26/02/2007 15:33

Cinnamon- patchwork blanket/quilt very easy if you have a sewing machine and some scrap fabric. Can you crochet?

FIL is heaps better and giving everybody hell.

Oi JB, NO! Scoot, don't accept her offer, she lives in a chateau already and while you're all decorating your beautiful nurseries, I'm going to be homeless in a matter of months and no beggar will sell me a house. Royally fed up with the whole shebang.

Still, starting a yurt so everything will be fine.

Cinnamon will check emails anon.

scootermum · 26/02/2007 15:33

Back from meeting now. Told staff off and whipped through agenda inside an hour.Very time efficient me.Especially when Id rather be elsewhere..

So, so far im bid 67 p and alternatively 10 euros..Not bad when the sign hasnt even gone up yet..Might hold out a bit longer though and get back to you..SOH if I eliminate all pink from the nursery will you up your bid to 80p and a Cadburys Caramel?Because then we might have a deal...

TYG-We have looked around a bit and of course saw our absolute dream house, which went inevitably to someone else after only two hours..So now everything will be compared and found lacking to that..But I dont think ours will sell so quickly so there will be no panic.Its quite 'bijou', ie ruddy tiny and so its not ideal for families, but also with it being so rural, not for your average young couple either..but someone will come along in the end I guess.Would be good for a singleton who likes country walks and country pubs..We just have to wait for one of those to come along..
Our budget for moving upwards is about 250 k..for which you can get three beds round our way...However we are thinking of just moving to another two bedder but one thats bigger than ours, with a bit more back yard,so we will still be gaining, but will also save ourselves some money and do really grown up things like paying debts off.Obviously such a house may not exist..Or else we will see an expensive three bed one, fall for it and have that, thereby getting ourselves futher in hock..But at least we have a plan, thats the main thing!(Anda rarity for Mr Scooter and I)

My Mum and Dad are in Goa now on holiday.Honestly since they've retired they have the life of Riley.It gets right on my nerves..I mean what do they have to go on holiday from exactly?If they were any kind of parents they would give their poor pregnant daughter the money and go somewhere more sensible..(Scoot stomps off like the very unreasonable teenager she is really..)
I suppose they deserve it, grumble, worked hard all their lives..grumble..

OK. Am going to eat a biscuit and then do some more of my RMA work.Must psych myself up for it as frankly I would rather stick pins into my eyes...Perhaps a rousing chorus of 'Eye of the tiger' or some other such motivational tune would help me to get started?All together now..

cinnamontam · 26/02/2007 15:36

SOH - I have 2 quilts on route from OZ for Bean from Mum and lovely lady at church. I love knitting but tried crocheting once and was supremely shit at it and gave up!

ScooterMUm - don't forget the half gingerbread man from SOH. That's got to be worth something. Although which half is worth more? Top or bottom?

scootermum · 26/02/2007 15:38

Or we could start a Kibbutz SOH.It would probably be the first one in the uk..

When I was at uni every blighter spent their summers on a Kibbutz.Except me.I spent mine working 4am till midday in an egg factory.Please dont ask...

Which reminds me, (the uni part, not the eggs), lwatkins-your parcel wasnt posted until Friday as it happens, as my secretary failed to do it when asked..(she has failed in one of appraisal objectives-'send mail promptly' and has been berated by me).So it should be with you tomorrow or Weds I think..let me know when it gets there..Hope you and your Pa are ok..

But if anyone needs any hard boiled eggs peeling in under 5 seconds, with one hand, then Im your girl...

scootermum · 26/02/2007 15:39

Top I would've thought.It has the currants for eyes...

Mrsjaffabiffa · 26/02/2007 15:46

SOH, do you eat the head first or last?

Mrsjaffabiffa · 26/02/2007 15:52

Oh and Chateau I wish, hmmm revels in the thought of mum and dad having their own quarters and being well out of the way, but of course on CM duties whenever required.
There is a nice grand house, which we call the Chateau in the village but it is already owned by an English R Marine and his wife as a Holiday home. God takes me long enough to sweep the floors here, I dred to think......

ShowOfHands · 26/02/2007 16:02

Oh God you're all going to run screaming, but it's half a gingerbread man. The left half in fact. I always eat them like that, seems kinder. At least he's still got one eye, one arm, one leg so he can hop, wave and see until the bitter end, you know that sort of screwed up thinking. Oh I need help.

Hmm a kibbutz. I spent uni holidays working in a cash office and reading. Was such a geek. My parents are always jetting off all over the place, highly inconsiderate really but they are taking me and DH to Center Parcs in two weeks. Have just realised I won't be able to post for a whole week. My my, that'll be as challenging as getting me to wear a swimming costume in public.

Cinnamon have emailed you back, but am still flu-ridden so it's probably utter drivel. Matinee jackets very easy to knit...

ShowOfHands · 26/02/2007 16:05

I have a gingerbread pig too, but I don't know if I could part with her. She's beautiful.

I think I have a fever.

cinnamontam · 26/02/2007 16:13

I always eat the head first. Put them out of their misery
Feel a bit mean now

ShowOfHands · 26/02/2007 16:16

That's barbaric

twelveyeargap · 26/02/2007 16:18

I never really saw the point of a Kibbutz... Unless you're Jewish and fancy practicing your Hebrew. Isn't it more fun to go grape picking in France or something?

Scooter, I suspect the MrTYG credit card/ loan repayment plan of "buy the biggest mo-fo house for which you can scrape together 5% of the cost plus the stamp duty, get interest only loan, wait a year for house prices to rise, remortgage and then pay off your debts", isn't for everyone. It's probably a bit "fly by the seat of your city-worker arse" for most people - most people usually includes me as well. We now have a big house, yet no money to speak of. I have rooms without a stick of furniture in them becuase we can't afford to buy any. We even took the vendor's manky old sofa back in from where he'd left it for the council to collect, so we'd have some additional stuff! It's hugely frustrating in the short term, BUT we do have the advantage of not having to move house again or give yet more money to Gordy for doing eff-all. You'd think he stamped the bloody title deeds himself for the amount of money he takes from you. Ranty, rant, rant.

Regarding the "dream house". I'm sure I annoyed the hell out of SOH for saying this before, but there really is more than one. It's good to have a high standard. We would have got lumbered with an expensive sh't-hole had it not been for the fact it was pulled from under us. Thought "we'll never get another great house like that", then found another and then another! The high standards were great in the end. I was so desperate to move that I would have taken anything at first, but once I resigned myself to not finding another "dream house" again straight away, it made me broaden my options. Ended up feckin' miles from where we orignially looked and only looked in N10, because we'd been looking in E8 and my mam kept sending me links to houses in N8 (Crouch End) by mistake and started thinking, "Hang on, we can afford this and it's MUCH nicer than etc." N8 got broadened to include N10 and here we are.

It's a lifestyle choice, isn't it? Can you cope with being cash-poor for a couple of years in order to skip a rung on the property ladder, or would you prefer to be more "comfortable" and have a bit more disposable income until such time as you can really afford to move again. And if you pay a penny over £250K, then you're in the 3% stamp duty bracket. It really eats into your profit if you move again quite soon. It's a big consideration.

Really hope you find something and you get a wonderful buyer who is chain free and not a numpty.

Gawd, the bar really is raised on the nursery stakes. Is the mural really going in a magazine???

Mmm, patchwork. Easy enough. Effective... Good thinking.
All this talk of Jaffa cakes and ginger bread. Dammit, was doing well today, but I'm tired now and I want a sugar hit.

cinnamontam · 26/02/2007 16:20

But I'm making it quick and painless. You are leaving them crippled with sensations of limbs they no longer have!

Mrsjaffabiffa · 26/02/2007 16:31

I think I'm with you on this one tam. Poor blighters being eaten down the middle. Chomp off the head and they know no more.

Ds has just agreed he said eat it from the head down.

ShowOfHands · 26/02/2007 16:32

Gingerbread men do not feel pain. They are have special super powers enabling them to function painlessly and happily with reduced number of limbs and eyes.

Scoot, I'm upping my bid to half a gingerbread man, 67p, a scary chicken ornament (nicked from landlord) and the undying gratitude of a desperate pregnant woman.

Somebody sell me a house, please...

twelveyeargap · 26/02/2007 16:32

This is a very odd conversation, but fwiw, I eat them limbs first, becuase the body is usually the nice chewy bit.

ShowOfHands · 26/02/2007 16:32

are/have whatever, pick a word.

I'm delirious with flu...

twelveyeargap · 26/02/2007 16:34

I have never worried about how the gingerbread man feels about this. My only concern is for my gastronomic pleasure. Does that make me a heartless cow?

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