PinkJenny your post is a Freudian dream (says she who has a degree and MA in Literature and Psychoanalysis). All this excretion/anally retentive/orally fixated chat, Freud would have had a field day. Or just dismissed us all as hysterical which was his other favourite party trick.
Anyway...
Happy lunchtime all. Just had cheese, ham and salad sandwiches, raspberry yoghurt, grapes and a banana. Still hungry, got some leftover Belgian chocolates in our staff room. May go on a chocolate hunt.
Colleagues think I'm mad today. Every 15mins or so I shoot out of my chair and hop around for a few minutes. Naughty baby is swinging off a nerve.
4D scan people have had to cancel my scan on Weds due to scanner woman going into premature labour. Very inconsiderate of her They've offered me a half-price scan instead but not till Jan 20th so I may be the last to find out the gender (apart from the weirdies amongst us who are capable of having a surprise). It works out quite well really as I am telling myself that I must have finished this stupid 4000 word essay by then or I'm not allowed to go. I'm a grown woman and need bribes and incentives to get anything done. I decided to get fit last year and had a 'when I can run 10k I can buy some new shoes' kinda thing. Worked quite well though! Then I got pregnant....
I'm another one who likes how chatty we are. In fact, some of you know things about me that only my DH previously knew. It's the anonymity. God help me if I ever do meet any of you, I'll have to wear a bag on my head- oh the shame!