It's the calm before the storm (sort of) that is Fantastic February and the March Madness - we did a lot of shagging last summer! We need more JSers on this, our 44th thread!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 44th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 43rd grads thread is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 57th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE
for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates. (Except it's not because I don't know how to link to the stats sheet!)

Every three minutes? If they are lasting 45s ish i think you need to phone labour ward.

SQUEEE!

Ooh...hope things either progressed or you got some sleep jelly!!!!! (Preferably the former )

JELLY! that's the ticket lady! GX things are moving fast for you. Does a little cartwheel and some jazz hands

Have just been woken up by a coughing fit. Feeling much more human but still quite poorly. Definitely another duvet day hopefully will feel well enough to watch lots of crap telly catch up on work.

Any news Jelly? gets hopes up

Ooh! I'm on the 2nd day of a course today which is pointless because I'll be on maternity leave in 5 months I hope Jelly does her baby and I can come back to fab news tonight! tentatively shakes pom poms

Sorry to disappoint ladies! They stopped again about 4am. I was on the verge of calling the labour ward when they eased off a but then went.

Still it's all progress so I'm not too disappointed. Midwife at 11 so going to demand a good fisting

hope mw has some good news jelly gx gx gx

I'm also having a duvet day sky ...crap nights sleep + crying session last night + flu/WC jab later = not work-ready. have yet to get the energy together to even walk the dogs

Happy halfway lil and enjoy your scan today.

jelli can you and your baby sort yourselves out please, you're making us all unnecessarily excited

Nearly there Jelly! Your body wouldn't be doing all this for no reason. I'm sorry it's stopping you from resting though.

My sister just sent me this link to maternity bags around the world. Certainly makes you grateful.

Gx for the fisting Jelly!

Enjoy seeing MiniLil today Lil!

Thinking of you lil

Aw 5hell rest up woman. You deserve a duvet day for sure!

honey yy to the finger cramping. I hot one in my wrist editing photos on Sunday... my yoga teacher suggests avocados and bananas and plenty of water.

Lovely link Thursday

Yoga - sorry to hear your scan threw up some questions about baby's heart. Haven't got much to add other than in my experience, doctors/consultants NEVER tell you to google conditions unless they're confident it can be resolved/managed well. GX the next scan shows a more stable HB.

Looking forward to a nice scan pic from Lil later (and a baby pic from Jelly?)

Last night to dreamt of prams (to be said in Lawrence Olivier style "Rebecca" voice "last night I dreamt of Manderly"). Yes, that's right. Prams. PRAMS. I'm so indecisive.

• I dreamt of prams

Ah one of my April 13ers had a water birth in the night

Glam dreams Feathered

I am feeling tired despite my fairly decent nights sleep. Must be this weather.

honey I think that was his reasoning as I do like garlic but I just wanted normal pate! You've also reminded me I want parma ham

lil good luck for scan today!
sock also good luck for scan today!
jelly good luck for the sweep, sounds like it could hustle her out!

I had weird nightmares about my house being infested and woke up practically having a panic attack 2 days to induction.

Sorry your scan news was stressful Yoga but as other have said, fingers crossed it's something that sorts itself out.

How exciting, Jelly is totally about to do a baby but making it sound very casual, just bouncing on my ball, having contractions THREE minutes apart! I haven't read the chapter on labour yet but that sounds quite close together to me! Hope the midwife visit is productive. Fingers crossed you manage a kip between now and everything kicking off again.

Last night I dreamed that my husband left me on the grounds that I needed a bikini wax, must have been all that waxing/trimming chat yesterday!

Also had a shock this morning when I stepped on the scales to see that I'd put on half a stone in a week, stepped off and got back on again and it changed it's mind to a weight gain of 1 pound. Cruel trickster set of scales, messing with my mind.

pret your dreams are mental, i don't envy you! (Totally envious of the due date theft though )

Good luck lil :) look forward to pics of a gorgeous lil baby in there!

pee that is a nightmare and a half! You need new scales. Maybe wait until after pregnancy though

jelly fully expecting you to do a baby before I even go in

Ooh Jelly and Pretzel you could end up having your babies on the same day! How cool would that be?! They will be very close together whatever happens!

All good with scan though it did misbehave a little! Heading home to see my mum then I'll get a picture up on Facebook

Eugh, I am so bored! Nesting has kinda kicked in, which is good I guess, but DH and I tidied the whole house this weekend (his DPs were visiting) so now everything is spotless. The cot bed is being delivered this afternoon so I will have to stay in, so saving hospital bag etc till after lunch.

Done a load of laundry. Kitchen is clean. Submitted my tax return (refund due. Yay!) And now what?

I need to pop out to get sausages for tea, pop to pharmacy and I also fancy a KFC for lunch so don't want to go out twice... So twiddling thumbs until its "lunch time".

Argh! Why nesting now?!???!

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YAY MiniLil!

Yay for mini lil!
Did you find out the sex?