We're marvelling at bucket fanjos, peeing while we vom, trying subsistence farming and staying incontinent. Keeping our GX and firmly holding the hands of viroids having a hard time - JSing grads 36!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 36th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 35th grads fred is here.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

ga you have huge enormous and very shiny balls of steel. That is all

Just had a late night vom session from DS. How can someone so little produce so much?! And the smell.... first bout of nausea in a while

Fuckers Ga! Get them told

JC hope you're feeling better.

I'm beyond exhausted today, did a bit of shopping earlier and hung washing out. Was awake 2-5:30 this morning. Now I can't sleep. I went to bed at 7:30 and lay there til 9pm and got up hungry!

Feel calmer today after the meltdown last night. Occasionally it all just gets too much.
It's fear of the unknown that's worrying me the most. Things can go wrong and I'm not good with not being in control. I need to put my faith in the medical profession but that's scary too - they are human and make mistakes
If anyone has any grips, could they hand me one please

I'm not good at not being in control either purple. My friend who's mum is a midwife has suggested I listen to the natal hypnothearapy CDs. She says they are extremely good at preparing you for labour and helps with the fear of the unknown. Im waiting to order mine after my first scan but maybe that would help? They are not every expensive on Amazon.

Thanks molly!
purple oh sorry you're getting anxious. I've heard planned sections are very chilled and lovely experiences.
would sick kid! Nooooooooooo! Hope he gets well soon poor baby.

ga just had to bath him and strip the cot again. Shit.

Viroids! I'm away on my holibobs with bugger all signal/wifi so hoping that this post works!

Ga, you are a house building legend! How is your poo? Lots of water and tinned fruit works well.

Sky, try not to worry, I got bigger and then smaller before getting bumpy so it could just be bloat or giblets

Managed to walk 5 miles today! Ha ha I used to run mountain marathons but I felt like a hero after walking 5 miles today very slowly, with a stop for lunch! Happy pud to be back in the hills.

DM today told me that she thinks I am going to have a giant baby because my bump is so big already! CHEERS MUM. I forgave her though because she bought a baby gro

5hell, how are you doing?

NFMA: Had the kind of poo that makes you lose weight. Very satisfying - I was soooo bloated!

Having a lovely Sunday morning row with DH who is being a prick. Basically said it was my decision to get pregnant and now he's under pressure to get things in the house finished. I didn't hear him complaining when all the sex was happening.

Woah mega catch up time! I've been enjoying some quality disconnect/chill out time now it's just me home alone and we've sorted all the moving crap out (for the time being anyway). However I'd forgotten how quiet the house is when it's just me and how much time I spend lying awake at night wondering if I'm about to be murdered in my sleep obviously not as I'm wide awake

Here goes, and sorry to anyone I've missed out:

la thanks for the birth story. You have my utmost admiration for getting through all of that, it sounds so incredibly incredibly exhausting. I'm so glad you're able to enjoy your little boy now and I hope you're healing well. Do take care of yourself, these things can come back to you much later on (so I'd also advocate for debrief).

Honey congrats on the poo baby! And glad the scan went well!

Ga prunes woman! A daily dose! In extremis prune juice also gets things moving along nicely. I don't blame you for abandoning project paint, no one needs dogs with painted tails.

Shell hope you're doing ok, my heart goes out to you being in limbo again, it's not fair. My gingers will be very crossed tomorrow, I'm appalled your EPU has taken so long to see you but I hope it's good news.

Pud happy holidays! Hope you're enjoying the relaxation after the diy marathon.

Purple and breathe. I have a MASSIVE problem with not being in control! Nothing could be more scary! I think it's fine to freak out, I regularly have mini-freakouts, and I think it's entirely healthy. I see them as a necessary preventative measure to avoid major freak outs.

Sky I was in mat clothes from about 10-11 weeks and this is dc1 for me. It was mostly bloat. As above, prunes!

Tea very glad to hear no NFYV!

JC I might cry when your gran gives you the blanket too! That's so incredibly sweet! And hoorah for babygros! I admit to having online shopped every baby clothes sale going for cute stuff for microniff since finding out she's a girl...

Indigo best wishes to you and your beautifully stretchy fanjo for when the time comes. I'm almost sold on this epi-no business, am going to investigate further this arvo...

Ok, now I'm going swimming for the first time in ages! I might die of exhaustion afterwards but I paid for summer season membership and I have to swim 4 times a week now to get my money's worth, after about 6 weeks off... Grrrr curses to my stingy penny-pinching nature!

Pickle get out of the house! There is no constructive response to such a twatish statement. Can one of you find something to do out of the house for an hour? Can you got grab a piece of cake with a friend? He will realise how badly he's used his words but not till later!I shouldn't tip too much ga as I will spill out! They've increased in size just at bloody 5 weeks the ruddy things!!

Pickle absolute fucking tosspot! He provided the sperms innit. Ltb home alone for a day to think about what he's said. Grrr.

I don't blame him for not being mega enthusiastic about Sunday DIY but that is an unreasonable reaction.

For some reason mn has tagged on a message from four weeks ago to the end of that to ga? Please ignore

Sadly county and niff we are out together today. I am ignoring him. He's just being a child. It's not like I don't do my fair share of the old DIY. Hes not getting the sex I had planned for him today now. And yes there will be so much cake today!!!

Wow Niff hope your ok without your DH. Enjoy your swimming!

Happy swimming niff , i cant wait to get back to some exercise (scan dependent)

Feeling ok thanks viroids well nauseas and sore boobies but I'll take that a little scanxiety, and a stinking cold thanks to dsil

Dh just said looking after dn+n made him think we'll be fine as parents...big step for him!!!

Morning viroids!

Welcome back NIFF

Honey am well jel of your giant poo. Tell me your secrets?!

Pickle what a ridiculous thing for him to say! I'd make him watch that show where men try simulated labour and can't cope as punishment.

Who's doing new Fred?

I can't get to a laptop til tomorrow. Would someone else mind?
also have anxiety about thinking of Fred titles

I too cant get to a pc til work tomorrow. Pretzel is away otherwise she would do it I'm sure. Thursday has a pc...what about lil? PANIC!!!!!!

I could do it but I need inspiration for titles please!

Lots of talk of birth plans and birth stories in this one... Plus moving house and DIY... Whinging husbands and maternity wear?

Hi Viroids,

Niff lovely to hear from you, sorry about the getting murdered in your sleep worries. When DH is away I sleep with a comb under my pillow, the type with the metal spike on the end. Figure I can stab it in the ear and therefore brain of an unsuspecting murder. Completely okay to think this.

Pickle, I have a message for your DH, and I say this with the authority of a science teacher. IT TAKES TWO PEOPLE TO GET PREGNANT DOUCHEBAG-MCGEE. Hope you are okay.

Honey, can't remember what has been in the Fred titles recently but; humongous boobs, prunes, scanxiety and poo babies could all go in there?

Having a chilled out day after yesterday's exertions, family have all gone off adventuring so I am continuing to sew sock animals and have just wandered into town for a hot chocolate (oh my god made from actual chocolate, it's lush!) and to look at cute baby stuff in the shops buy some slippers. There are lots of gorgeous gift shops here too so I am going to do some Xmas shopping, if I leave it too late this year no one will be getting anything. Well, you know, they will get a grandchild, but who cares about that when you can have STUFF?! . Also, there is a Lakeland shop across the road from me. It has a 70% sale on. I'm not normally allowed in Lakeland as I cannot control myself, but DH is having a nice day climbing without me so he is not here to stop me, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Stomach beards and nipple pubes. Say n'more

Oh my pud are you actually me?! Dh off climbing, Lakeland obsession ... goes off to see if sale is online too