We're marvelling at bucket fanjos, peeing while we vom, trying subsistence farming and staying incontinent. Keeping our GX and firmly holding the hands of viroids having a hard time - JSing grads 36!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 36th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 35th grads fred is here.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Viroids.... I need help... its not a fun time in the cake household. I may have relented and given the OH some attention. However the fecker has broken me. Is caneston allowed in pregnancy

Jelly HOORAH! Congratulations!

Not watching gbbo yet... DH and I are watching Tangled. Which is amazing.

Cake no advice. Just sympathy.

cake I think the tablets aren't allowed but the cream is, or something like that. Don't take my word on that - seek more advice but definitely some form of treatment is allowed when pg.

Re GBBO, it has redeemed itself with the showstopper round. Sad about who left but I get why. Onto the cryfest that is OBEM!

Try this website honey

www.i-database.co.uk/index1.php

God Pretzel it sounds as though you are falling apart my dear, hope you are okay!

3 - Pillow fort is thus:
One for my noggin. One to put my leg over only way that is happening at the mo /to wedge under bump. This takes the pressure of boobs/bump without having all the weight on my shoulders and hips. One wedged just under my back to stop me rolling over.

This is better than the two - pillow combo as a) I don't end up sleeping on my back and b) I don't need to wedge my leg pillow in between legs, waft the duvet up like a parachute, and roll over to the other side when I roll over as there is already a pillow there when I get there.

However, now that both front and back are slightly elevated, one pillow for my noggin in not enough do we are going for two for my head tonight resulting in what I like to call 'The 4-pillow extravaganza'. I shall report back tomorrow

Honey, YEY for cats and prams!!! Prams make me so broody! Is your scan on Fri?

Jelly BIG YEY for your house moving, that is so exciting! Are you in a chain?

mountain it says I was and I was going 37mph! No fucking way! I looked at my speedo!

Think I am going to phone the garage to see if my speedo is accurate.

pud I'm ok, well I'm reassured that they don't think it's anything sinister at this stage and they're keeping an eye on things. She said later on they'd be worried about pre eclampsia as I'm at risk for it but at least they're checking up on me.

Your 3 pillow fort sounds similar to what I call the hot dog. One for noggin and then one like a bap each side of me, I lie in the middle like a sausage! Can put knee up on front one if the mood takes me

I love Tangled. It's top.

I've had a great evening viroids. At about 5.30 I decided to drive to a localish NT garden to go for a jog - my running bud is out if action but it was such a lovely evening it seemed worth the effort.

And it was! The Red Arrows were flying over Falmouth and I was on the other side of the water overlooking it all. I got there just in time to see then arrive and do their thing. So cool.

And then I ran 4 miles and looked like a tomato

Oh balls honey

Sorry, I'm also sad to hear about stressful piss hunts, thrush, fucking speed cameras, and other assorted poor viroid issues

I'm so mad! I knew there was a camera there, I slowed down specifically and it claims I was that much over?!?!?!

That is ridiculous honey maybe you could try and dispute it? If it's first time you should get offered speed awareness and sometimes they don't get to you within 2weeks so can't claim...let's hope they've had a really busy day... I bloody hate speed cameras

Wine you can use the cream. Hope it clears up quickly, thrush sucks.

Oh no honey, was the limit 30? Can you get fined for going just 7mph over??

Yeah never been caught speeding before. Will find out costs from garage. Speed awareness courses go from 35-42mph in a 30 and cost £90. So I guess it would have to be pretty far out to make a difference. I would imagine other cameras would go off too if it's that wrong... I can't believe it!

carrot they fine you for going 1mph if they want to.

Although as the courses start at 35mph, and fines from 42mph, maybe if I am put by a few mph I might get let off with a slapped wrist?

It's so frustrating. I don't condone speeding and I am absolutely shocked to be flashed by a camera.

Oh no honey not good :(

Yep we are getting the dream house. No chain either which is great. Just need to get a solicitor now.

I'm hoping I can stop stressing. The headaches are getting terrible!!

Jelly that's fab news about your house

Honey I did a speed awareness it was fine. Even if your speedo is out, they might not accept it as a reason though. You can appeal a fine but pay it first

Mummynatal tonight, they've said we can ask for music on and dimmed lights even for a section. I was planning music anyway but didn't know about the lights

honey sorry about the twatty camera!
jelly hello fellow home mover! What's your moving schedule?

Nose bleed in the shower. Extreme downwards pressure and animalistic hunger here today.

I think I will just hope for a course. No way is my speedo out by 7mph, so I don't want to be like "oh, but I was only speeding a little!" Because I was still speeding.

purple did it affect your insurance much?

Eep Ga, take it easy if you can I know you can't!

Purple I'm not going I would want a surgeon cutting into me with the lights dimmed!

Jelly, house moving can be stressful especially with a deadline Can DH be in charge of it? Get the contact details of your buyers and sellers and stay in contact with them if they are happy to do that. It will stop the solicitors messing about too much. Our estate agents helped to push it along too. GOOD LUCK!!

Honey I didn't tell them as no points

Pud they have lamps or spotlights so they can work

purple! That could invalidate your insurance! Was it more than 3 years ago now? If so no worries as expired anyway.

Oh well. Guess I am going to spend a bit more on insurance in the future. Was going to get a bigger more powerful car anyway.

Thanks for the sympathy all, I'm taking it as a big fat sign that sex is dangerous and should not be attempted under any circumstances. Ever.

ga nosebleeds are hateful.

There's a mosquito loose in my room and I'm trying to sleep. Exhausted dp beside me so cant go into defense mode