I almost said "I'm not pregnant, I've just gained weight..." But then I just said thanks and we're not due till February so nobody actually knows yet. DH was surprised I didn't tear her head off. I just froze
which is very unlike me!
I'm also looking at reusable sanpro, bamboo pads for the grim post birth bleeding/sludge. The disposable ones are absolutely horrendous, I despise them!
As for wiping/pants checking, I do that and I'm still POAS 
I know FB is considered the devil here on MN but my Timehop App threw up my youngests 7 week scan this morning. Cue emotional crying at 6:30am.
Bounty can fuck off. 6 hours after I had my youngest they thumped on my private room door until I got up and let them in, before I knew what was happening she was man handling my newborn and shoving a camera with a flash in her face
I regained my senses and told her to get the fuck away from my baby I'm a classy bird I'm still
that she just picked my baby up! All I could think was what about the women who may have had a traumatic birth, or had a stillbirth, and have these harpies in their faces?!