Beware of slings: some babies refuse to be put down and slinging them everywhere can compound their need to be held. It's all very nice in the beginning feeling wanted by a squishy baby, but a velcro tot can break you months down the line.
Goulash, lovely, I was only teasing you. I actually think my slit'like gum injuries and general tenderness has more to do with the fact I ravaged a Greggs tuna crunch baquette t'other day. Have you seen the violent crust atop them bastards?!
Charlotte, nice to see you. Can you busy yourself next week? Please go for that scan otherwise I don't know how I'll cope 
I am v nauseous this arvo but I think that's because I've OD'd on Lactulose and energy drinks 