The nice weather is making us crave burning meat on an outdoor fire, maternity leave is causing headache, and we are all soldiering on as the heat is getting to us - here is JS 26!

[Fattycow]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 26th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 42nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oLJqpadAb2givKYq8OJfGCti3s6xzsTGlI-GoaBfM_M/edit?pli=1#gid=0

Glad you have made it past the mc milestone JC. My friends that have mced and then gone on to have healthy babbers said that it felt really different the second time around. I will feel it is a bit more 'secure' by 5 weeks.

Yup, mine also felt different this time. JC it's fab you feel so positive this time and congrats for getting past your previous mc date. First of many milestones over the next exciting chapter for you

Couple trips to hospital today then - glad everyone is ok! You might have given some poor sod a heart attack though la!

Cramps and weird pains all totally normal pud, and will continue. The drinking does help for sure though so stay hydrated.

No to poonami wil. I agree on taking the remains with you next time!

I will add the triplets thing to a list of things not to say to pregnant ladies viroids. I'm having to make it as DH doesn't seem to understand what is appropriate or not! Forgot to tell you all, he said my bump was wonky! That's not ok, is it?!

No magnums here, just had a pretend cornetto though.

Hey hey! New fred, vair nice.

Not a lot going Going on at casa Potato. 3 weeks 'til section date...

I've just bought this nightdress for my hospital bag which looks great for bf with its pop out boob function.

Deffo going to give bf a bash again, but not going to put myself through the wringer if it doesn't work out this time round, and I have my formula machine should it all go awry!

Sorry kato that pic of the woman in the nightie listing just made me pee myself a little

Yay! I found you all!

name: Pixie
age: 29
currently 30 weeks pregnant with DS and hoping to have ELCS due to traumatic first birth
1 DD who is 11 months old today and a complete nutcase! Fingers crossed DS will be a lot more chilled!
No pets unless OH can be classed as one

Really pissed off last night as OH kept snoring, really wanted to suffocate him. Not really had chance to read through all the comments.
Not really a fan of magnums- my go to thing at the moment is full fat milk. Supposed to be for DD but I keep drinking it...yum!
I've nearly cried at so much random stuff recently including the KFC advert about adoption- wtf is wrong with me, I usually have a heart of stone.

Anyway hope all you lovely viroids are good.

MIL are ultimately interfering and a pain in the ass at some point no matter how well you get on with them, love mine to bits but find her just as irritating as my own mother!
BF/ FF up to you and nobody else! BF didnt work for me- DD severly tongue tied, I was knackered after a 4 day labour and she was distressed from being pulled into the world by forceps, I breastfed for about 24 hours and her blood sugar levels dropped dramatically as she wasnt able to latch and stay on. Moved straight to FF and she's a healthy little busy madam. Don't think I'll try BF again, was too traumatised the first time round.

Has anyone had an ELCS or had a CS? I'd like some reassurance so I dont shit myself- I have a consultant appointment at the end of this month to tell me whether I can have one or not but I really want one as there is no way I can do what I did last time again.

Haha!!! No, wait....

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Brand-New-ORANGE-Size-XXL-Maternity-Nightdress-Nursing-Breastfeeding-/141625357764?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item20f98775c4

I am feeling positive but do have moments of terror too. I just want to try and enjoy it and not worry all the time. Worrying won't change anything, if it's going to happen it will happen. I just hope it will be successful this time

Pixie, the kfc ad still gets me every time! Also I loved my first elcs so much that's why I demanded this one. It was calm, organised, and the theatre team were lovely. My recovery was quick and I was off my pain mess within three days.

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/141625356524

Am sure it will be JC.

That's the same link Kato.

Pixie, if it helps, my first labour sounds a bit like yours and my second was 2 1/2 hours so it may be completely different second time round. Can't advise on CS though.

Ah never mind, I hadn't seen your last post kato.

Oh god kato they are hilarious!!

I actually think I prefer being poked with foreign objects rather than fingers... It feels less... Personal...and I am no stranger to the ol' cervix rummage with my retro Womble.

I just cried all over my dinner too la. I made a really nice wild mushroom risotto and as soon as we sat down to eat it, tiny tee moved really sharply, it made me catch my breath, and then I wasn't hungry anymore. Then Mr tee started asking me if I thought he was being too much of a spare part, and then when I told him the magnum/saucepan tale he said (Jokingly) 'maybe we need to get you a hobby' and that was it. Floods. Happily he's been really good since, told me I was doing so well, how proud he was, not long to go etc, but ugh! Today just needs to end!!

Wow Kato thanks for that! Ive read so much about how other people have had such an awful time with it and how much pain they're in that I was just thinking of sewing up my cervix and just not giving birth full stop!
My mum had one with me back in 1986 and she was fine and said it wasn't bad, surely they are even better now. Plus my mum had no help from my dad because he's a useless twat (and still is- not bothered to even see his grand daughter since her birth even though I've been to his mums and dads (my nana and grandads) which is 15 minutes walk away from him on quite a few occasions.
I cry even if people are nice to me these days. Never been this wet, it does my head in.
To make up for all the wetness I do have incredible road rage and will go daft if stupid people actively try and kill me on the roads. Think it's worse when I know that they are putting my DD in danger too. Not saying I'm a perfect driver but seriously some people need to retake their test! One woman in front of me today on the motorway, pretty much hovering between two lanes, finally put her indicator on to move over after struggling to find said indicator and put her back window wipers on instead . Then she decided she was going the wrong way down a road and just pretty much emergency breaker and turned suddenly into an avenue rather than indicating and taking her time. Daft bint!!

Glad babyla is ok and a perfect size too. That will help with the stupid comments then!

I'm crying at everything too. A man got my bag down from the overhead locker and offered to carry it off the plane and I cried at how nice he was. Then I nearly cried on the bus to the terminal when not one fucker useless twat cockhead man gave up his seat for me despite bump rubbing

I still get wobble pains if I cough awkwardly or turn or twist in a funny way

Backache is getting worse this week.

Stressed also as I still don't have the 18 week heart scan appt and I'm now 17+2. I also have a full calendar of customer bookings and have to give them notice if I have to cancel. I've tried to chase up with my hospital but could only leave a voicemail. They've sent 2 faxes to the other hospital.

She sounds like a nutter Pixie!

Currently trying to teach my cats to 'sit'. It's not going very well.

Haha! No wonder you bought it kato, that model is a beaut! She's sold it to me too. She's not even happy about having the nightie!

Glad you're all good la. Your story made me laff! Very rude with the curtains!

Pud and JC I felt so worried in the early days and cried buckets over the thought of mc most days. It got better gradually and I've been so much more relaxed this last week since the scan. Getting more physically noticeable signs of being pregnant helped a bit too I think. Not that the crying has stopped, but it's shifted from actual upsetting thoughts like possibility of mc in first trimester, to much more trivial mundane things.

I had my first 'was it planned?' Comment today. Very odd thing to ask someone.

Kato that lady is terrifying!

Wiggly wiggly squirmy child is entertaining me while I can't sleep. Just finished reading The Miniaturist which I really enjoyed.

Currently awake and debating quite hard with myself whether to reactivate my WoW account. I also need another wee but getting out of bed is so ouchy I'm putting it off.

tee don't do it! I had the same thoughts when signed off work when pg. I had to work really hard not to do it as I'd have lost my life to it again :)

I keep getting the marketing emails zyla and I've got aaaaages till June.... I know if I get sucked in I'm writing off my mat leave (rest of life) tho.
Argh!

Can you train a cat to sit pud? I struggle to teach mine to walk somewhere that isn't directly under my feet!

How hard can it be to play WoW while feeding a baby tee? You have two hands! Ok, probably a bad idea.

TFI Friday!

If you want my advice play it now whilst you have the chance! I love the Sims and haven't been able to play in so long that there's now a Sims 4, I didn't even get round to playing on all the Exp packs for sims 3! Worst thing is I bought a laptop with no disc drive so would need to buy that first plus I don't think my graphics card would take it. Depressed much!
I get massive urges to play on it but Id never have the time and what's the use of playing it for an hour? You want at least a solid 4 on it haha.

Don't tempt me dulcet I've been trying to rationalise with that kind of argument; my friend is an avid xboxer and can bf AND shoot things at the same time..... The problem with Wow is once it's got you in its grip, you're screwed, I actually cringe at the amount of time I've historically wasted on it.