Our super healthy fanjos just love getting their five a day but we draw the line at frozen poopsicles. We're the 25th JS Grads!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 25th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 42nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet will be linked to by our stats hero La (can't do on iPad sorry!)

So, roll call below please, viroids!

I want to stay in bed all day and eat easter eggs.

Not sure the vajazzle would be suitable in case you get taken into theatre Tee. A mohawk on the other hand....

Also agree with staying home la- you won't get any thanks for soldiering on.

I'm googling foof dye. I'm quite dark in the ol' ladygarden tho so not sure it will take. I wonder if that hair chalk stuff would work.

Mr tee shut cats in kitchen at 4.45am. Two of them couldn't give a toss. The other is asleep with her arm draped over the bump. She thinks we don't love her anymore. The guilt.
Forgot to say yesterday I had to walk away from the baby clothes in sainsburys, they have a range of 'loved so much' things with little bunnies on that have things like 'guess how much I love you' on them and I started to well up like a total tart while I was looking for a going home thing for tiny tee. Hormonal anyone!?

Love you're taking the foof dying seriously Tee

La I hope you're in bed tucked up

Forgot the FMU for the midwife. She'll have to make do with my next one.

Flour hope you get sorted soon. I sympathise, living in a building site is awful. Not looking forward to doing ours next year

Wil park yourself and get the chocolate out

Now I want chocolate too!

And purple foof hair. Well, actually I want my foof hair gone, but I cannot see it myself due to the giant bump. Might ask DH to give it a try. If he at least does the sides, I will be happy. I want to go swimming, but I do not want to treat the other people on a bikini moustache!

fatty I am working on the principle, if I can't see my foof- fringe neither can anyone else

I seriously cannot see anything down there now. Ignorance is bliss.

I had mine waxed the other day. Girl says 'no stray bits this time, you're all done' I told her I'd have to take her word for it as I can't see it anymore!

At work. I know, I know, stupid. But I had to go for bloods this morning so as I was up I may as well go in

Go for a wax Fatty. It'll last for ages so you won't have to keep worrying.

I don't think it has to be FMU for the midwife does it Purple? I can only have dairy free chocolate. It's just not the same .

Just had a 'morning tubby!' From someone at work

Bum. Someone wants me to do a radio interview. Should've stayed at home...

oh no la, hope you can slope off early if you don't feel up to doing a full day. Feel better soon

Love the purple foof dye idea!

splodge I'm so jealous of your pg massage! I could so do with one of those right now. Dh does rub my back every now and then bless him, but it's not really the same... How are you feeling? We're almost there!

I totally sympathise with the building work fleur. Good that you're getting it done now though - I can't imagine having the bathroom out of action would be fun with a baby in the house! It'll all be worth it in the end

Had a scary afternoon yesterday - dh was loading up the van outside when he saw four polish guys trying to break into the house across the road. It was broad daylight, middle of the day and they weren't being particularly discreet. They couldn't get into the house, but did jump their fence and got into the back garden. We called the police (who took ages to turn up and were a bit rubbish about the whole thing). It's really unnerved me tbh. We live on an ex-local authority estate, but it's very friendly and there's a good community vibe. Never had any trouble like this before. It's made me feel all unsafe. Horrid.

Maybe you lost your voice la? Can't do a radio interview without a voice! Or at least tell us when you are on so we can tune in.

Yeah, it's not FMU for MW is it purple? Unless that's a diabetes thing. Mine doesn't even give me a tub and gets me to do it when I'm there.

Sounds like a stressful living environment fleur, how much longer is left?

Did you risk it rhi? I probably wouldn't have in favour of a luxurious poo at my own pace!

Does baby kick your cats tee? I had the little one on me yesterday and could feel it shoving her! She only looked up once though so not sure she cares.

I'm too skint to go for a wax at the moment, although I would love one. The bliss of being hairless for a while...

Dulcet I didn't risk it, it wasn't worth it. He did eventually knock the door, said he was going to be outside for a while and that's when I seized the opportunity. Sweet release! As an unreasonable aside, the useless git failed to install a phone line though, and did everything in his power to stop me attempting to use the phone until he had gone (saying something about a line test he had running). If there was a test running the line would have failed it surely, when it doesn't work. Now I can't even phone to complain about the deceptive idiot and have someone else come out. Do excuse the rage.

Another thing, I've gone from falling asleep anywhere all the time to waking up at 5am for the last two mornings. It's very annoying as I'm shattered now but DCs mean sleep is impossible.

Waxing sounds like a practical solution but it's not for me, I'm not about to let someone do that to my ladypart, not while making small talk. I just do my best shaving while I can see it and when it's beyond me I give up and overgrow, what I can't see won't hurt me.

La, run away! You are far too lurgisome for radio interviews, how very dare they impose one on you.

Mimimoo, that doesn't sound good, but these things are rare and the chances are that house was targeted specifically. It sounds like you have good neighbours too so there are people looking out for you. Try not to worry

That's scary mini! I used to live in a bit of a dodgy area and was always very cautious about locking up properly etc . Can't believe they were in broad daylight!

How did you know they were polish?

Rhi ha ha! Glad you got your poo!

Just did interview. Had to talk about snakes comes up through toilets

Where do snakes come up through toilets la?! Here?! Can they breath underwater?

That is scary moo, good job you were there to see it. We live in a dodgy area (also ex-council estate) but luckily no real trouble on our road.

Glad you got the relief rhi! What a knob though!! Hope you can get someone to come out quickly. Bat came to us once to do something to the Internet and broke the telly and the phone in the process. Was without for 2 days I think!

at snakes coming up toilets! Not in this country I hope

la dh recognised them as a bunch of lads who moved into a house down the road from us a while back. We've seen them mooching around the last few months and overheard snippets of polish conversation between them.
I think that's why it's riled me a bit - knowing they live just down the road. Seriously, who the hell tries to break into a house on their own street?! Dumb arses!

Hi all! I thought now that I'm 14dpo, on the day AF is due but with no sign of the witch and a stronger line on my superdrug test.... I should finally admit to myself that I am pregnant and join you guys

Rather scared about the whole thing, will be glad when I get to the end of next week and so past my early mc from last time!

Edd 16th December!

Hi jcandy

I sympathise with the BT issues. They are my arch enemy.

I am currently sitting in the park with a family size bag of pop chips.

I can't eat them at work because of the comments and I went home to find complete chaos and no bathroom window, they were just meant to be frosting it - didn't realise the whole thing had to come out

But at least it's a lovely day

Bathroom should have been done by end of this week but will be at least end of next week now.

Hi JC! Very happy to see you've jumped over and joined us, very excited for you and strong lines are definitely good news. 16th December eh? That'll be a busy Christmas, but in the best way possible :)

Fleur, I wish I was at the park, instead I am sat on my own sofa eating sausage and fried leek sandwiches like only crazy pregnant ladies do. In fact I think it might just be me, but they are quite magnificent even if I do say so myself.

Welcome jcandy!

Welcome JC! Wait out the 8 week wait with us

I could totally take on a pregnancy massage right now. My otherwise lovely MIL has ripped the bath out of her house and replaced it with some trendy wetroom shite. DD is scared of it and I'm stiff and creaky. Huff.

Welcome jcandy! Great to have you back here lovely

Rhi sausage and leek sandwiches sound epic. I want one

Oh no fleur, I hope they put it back asap! Sounds horrid living in the house with all that going on.

Mm sausage and leek.

Welcome JC! I was going to make some Easter based joke but then realised blasphemy may not go down well.

Chat my MIL did the same thing. Although it is a nice shower, it's crap for children. We only visit once or twice a year though.

Hi & Grats JCandy!

Yeah, he basically reacts to anything resting on him, which includes, books, plates, iPad, cat, although this one takes no notice if she's comfortable. She's 'known' I was up the duff since the day it occurred - never usually THAT affectionate, but she climbed on my stomach and sat there the morning of THE shag that got us here, which was really unusual behavior at the time. Now she sits on bump at least once a day, or at least sits next to me with a paw resting on it.

Catching up on OBEM.... had hair cut, feel less like a mopped mess. Purple hair is going to take a double bleach to lift the black, so I'm in two minds. SiL has done it for me a couple of times before when I had red/pink, I just don't know if I can stand the burning scalp. Might give it a couple of weeks and hit the head and shoulders to get some of it out beforehand and then reassess.
I am a fan of the all off wax, but I'm in that situation at the moment where Mr Tee has to shave it for me (which usually leads to nice shagging) because I can't see, and I can't bear the feeling of the regrowth I need for it to be a waxable length. I do want the garden brazillianed before I'm due tho.

that's a bit shite chat I would be devastated without a bath at the moment! Being weightless in water is bliss..
Snakes up the bum via the toilet la?! OH MY GOD

Hello! Hi JCandy it's fantastic to see you here!!!

I'll add you to stats as soon as I can get to PC or you're welcome to add yourself.

Cold is getting worse and I've just been booked for live interview on BBC radio later :(. Oh god I hope I don't cough. Hopefully no snakes in toilets this time!

Fleur that sounds like a fab lunch time. I just bought a cupcake from cake trolley and just ate the butter icing and threw away the cake (walnut - yuck!).

Meant to be going to exercise class later. Why do I always feel rotten on Wednesdays?!