With our swamp fanjos and supermarket jobbies it's all going on in our knickers. It's a wonder our men agree to deliver the prostaglandin injections but then we are the 24th Just Shagging Grads!

[Pisghetti]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 24th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is herein its 41st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs herefor once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet is here

So, roll call below please, viroids!

These are not good things to say when I am at work on my own and bored tee. That will take all my effort not to google!

Ahhhhh happiness is.....wearing a bra that fits. Just been for a couple of cheap ugly massive bras. Feel so comfy. However every time I caught sight of my huge body in the mirror it put me in a very bad mood - please someone tell me all this extra fat that seems to be finding its way to my bum and thighs will travel upwards to form a lovely bump very soon?! I just seem to be getting fatter in general, I can only fasten my jeans with the help of hair bobbles. Got home from the shops and changed into new bra, Thailand elephant trousers (AKA fat pants) and a big t shirt. Very alluring.

Aww sorry you're so knackered tee and that mr tee is feeling crappy!

Yes that area easily accommodated what seemed like a few cms of white stiletto heel. They had to be designer, I think they were D&G. It couldn't just be any heel. Oh and a foot had to be in them, not an empty shoe.
Apart from that he was a very nice, normal bloke. I only let him go because he didn't believe in oral sex. Now that is fucking weird.

There's a lot worse you could have than crumpets and cheese toasties Bat.

Happy birthday Mini

Yeah the baby came out Mountain but it wouldn't be going back in.

Gaggia a stiletto up there trumps anything up the bum. How do people even discover they like this stuff? Too much time on their hands.

Oooh gaggia that has seriously made my eyes water - and I don't even have a willy!

Whoever asked about toni braxtons - yes that's where you get them.

I just don't know what to say gaggia! The logistics don't work for me and did you have to buy the shoes or did he at least provide them himself?! I mean give to you!

I finished work at three but too lazy to get up. That's how lazy I am - I am still here!

That's pretty damn lazy Dulcet!

Eew ga, eew! Though my friend used to work in genitourinary medicine so that's actually not the grossest thing I've heard of being stuck up there....

Shoes were provided. I didn't keep them though, its rare to see me in anything other than crocs and docs!.

Do share popz!!!!!!!

bat I am happiest waddling about in my harem pants. They are wonderful and I don't care how unfashionable they are. I too have been horrified by the size of my bum, which is HUGE now, but also my thighs. I mean, I don't think they look any different, but they must be growing in proportion with the bump as I have the absolute worst stretch marks all over them.
However, one glance at pointybump and I feel better, so stick with it! I'd def recommend documenting the bump too, we did, and although I felt very uphotogenic at the time and most early ones I'm wearing Star Wars Pajamas and a fucked off expression I'm glad I did, because you'll look back in a month and wonder why you felt so huge. It's a really interesting yardstick...

I've just been browsing etsy and found light sabre wall lamps. I want them.

Spill Popz.

I just keep on getting fatter since giving birth. Sure that's not how it's supposed to work.

wil isn't a breastfeeding mother supposed to lay down fat stores or something for milk? I bet you are hungry all the time too. My lucky cow of a sister got put on a full fat diet from her Dr because she couldn't put weight on when she started bfing she lost weight at an alarming rate. How awful not for her to have to exist on gold top milk, butter, croissants and bacon not jealous.

God gaggia I am clearly eating so much that I override the bf allowances. It's either sugar or alcohol to get me through the day and if I was pissed on the playgroup pick up, I'd get cat's bum face from the mums in fake fur coats. So sugar it is.

wil you're totally allowed to want sugar all the time, think about all that hard work your body is doing, sleepless nights etc.
I only want bread,crisps,chips and chocolate and my excuse is that I'm growing a baby not that I'm just greedy!

I think my body is starting to make milk!

I'm fucking starving all the time and obviously only biscuits/ sweets/ junk will do! Suspect I'm way above my extra breast feeding calories too...

Poo. It was poo.

Poo in the pee pee?!

Paahahahahahahahahaha.

I've fucked up :( I got excited because I found Camembert made with pasteurised cheese, so I had some. Now I've just read that this was wrong and I could be risking stillbirth or miscarriage :(

I'm panicking

We were talking tonight at the party I was at about people freezing their poo and using it as a dildo. Apparently this actually happens!!! Why the hell would you want to put frozen poo up your fanjo?

Just threw up the Camembert but still panicky. What an idiot I am.

Tee I hope you are resting as instructed by hospital and not going to ikea! Naughty...

I got married on Star Wars day. Our cake had leia and Han Solo as bride and groom

La it will be fine, honestly.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaat????? Poo? Surely there's a risk of infection? People are messed up.

la a lot of Brie and Camembert IS made from pasteurised milk in this country, also...it's to kill listeria, so if you're not throwing up or I'll, it's fine even if it wasn't pasteurised! Stop worrying xx

*ill, not I'll. Stupid ipad

waves at wil ;)

Ha hi night-time buddy! So cruel that the clocks have gone forward - could have at least waited two years until our babies were sleeping through.