With our swamp fanjos and supermarket jobbies it's all going on in our knickers. It's a wonder our men agree to deliver the prostaglandin injections but then we are the 24th Just Shagging Grads!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 24th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is herein its 41st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs herefor once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet is here

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Oh my goodness I missed some extraordinary chat last night! I used to work in A&E and a guy came in with a dildo stuck up his bum - all the way up. The x ray was hilarious and the poor guy had to go to theatre!

Well a friend just popped round unexpectedly and there is a bra on the sofa! She eyed it up clearly thinking some kinky shit had been going on but I had to explain that I just couldn't wait to get the bloody thing off when I got home last night, my poor boobs! Bra shopping today!

I'm yet to understand why people eat aubergine it's foul! I'm veggie and folk think this means I should like it. Devils food!

Toast the drawback is that you wake up early but your body still convinces you that you're knackered and no way can you possibly get out of bed. So instead you start looking at your phone and before you know it you're late for work!

I've got my best mate from Edinburgh coming over today to stay but I need to get some work to do first for this week so having to get up early....uggg

Did anyone else find from 24 weeks it felt like early pg again with the tiredness? I went to bed at 9 last night and 8:30 night before. I feel exhausted and wiped out

Bat a mate popped round at 7:30 on a saturday??!

JSers are looking for someone to start new thread - any takers?

I don't mind if someone can tell me what number we,re up to?

Bat isn't in the UK La.

I never use pc anymore so no thread starting for me.

Hahahaaaaaa at the comments! I work in a prison and the guys are checked for things up their bum when they come in, one had 3 phones up there! They also had one who couldn't get the phone back out and had to go to hospital lol

My dh had someone in theatre the only the other day who had lost a deodorant up there. I wander if peristalsis works in reverse and 'helps it' on it's way?

will it must be doable- you got a whole baby out of yours! completely in denial that I may have to as well

well, it was an experience reading through last night's chat! Blimey, I must lead a very boring life as I've got no stories to add.
I can't stop my face from doing this
May be stuck like this for the rest of the day.

la I usually feel wiped out if little one is having a growth spurt. Generally I'll have a couple of really tired days and then suddenly my bump will expand.

It's my birthday today so I'm taking the day off work and me and dh are going for a day out. Not sure where yet...but looking forward to a bit of time together that isn't working or DIYing.

Happy birthday minimooo!
I am going to a wedding today, one of my housemates from uni, really looking forward to it, just a shame there's no drinking for me! Trying to work out how reasonable it is to let DH do the driving- he has offered (due to this unshakeable exhaustion which is leaving me moving at snails pace with my eyes half shut for most of the day) which is v sweet of him but I feel v bad not letting him have a drink and enjoy himself- seeing as it's also his 30th birthday tomorrow. Just quite worried about driving home late as the venue is an hour away.

Morning viroids.
I had an ex that liked the heel of a stiletto in the end of his nob. Not as exciting as an arse brolly though.

happy birthday mini!!! Have a lovely day!

WTF a mobile phone up arse!?!?!?! how's that even possible??

I think they've decided lil is going to do new Fred, so hopefully it will be a lucky one for her :)

Ohhhhh...forgot bat isn't in UK - doh!

What. the. actual. fuck. gaggia - you just casually threw that one in there. A stiletto heel IN THE END OF HIS NOB!!!!! Is that not a) extremely unhygienic and b) ouchy ??

Landlord coming over to measure us for a new shed - is it ridiculous that I am stupidly excited about a new shed? Is that the ultimate in nesting? Our current one is all broken and damp and crap and my stuff is getting all mouldy, so I'm so excited to have a shiny new one, hooray!

pixie I've added you to the stats sheet - it's here if you ever want to amend it: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oLJqpadAb2givKYq8OJfGCti3s6xzsTGlI-GoaBfM_M/edit#gid=0

We've not heard from rhiannon for a while - hope everything's ok if you're lurking? Also MrsNM hasn't popped on for a while - hellooooo if you're out there MrsNM!

G'morning viroids! So last time I read through there were 620ish messages on the thread, now there are 814+ and you're talking new fred already! Gonna take me awhile to say anything relevant but just a quick question - I'm 29+4 and think I'm having braxton hicks but the tightenings are very low on my belly rather than at the top. Has anyone else had this?

Ewww vom at stiletto heel up the wee hole! Horrific!

Haha no la it was 11.30 - no friend of mine would come over before 11!

Was so determined to give poor baby some fruit and veg today as I've eaten so much crap the past few days, can't be doing it much good! But then failed miserably by having crumpets for breakfast and a cheese toastie for lunch. Just munching through a bag of mini carrots and drinking a glass of orange juice through guilt!

bat I thought you were going to say you're planning to put the fruit and veg somewhere else - a la the theme of the last day's chat!

fresh I've not had any yet so not sure, but tee seems to get them pretty regularly

Has anyone been doing bump pics? We are going to do first one today but I absolutely hate having my photo taken. Need to think what to wear that is going to expand with me or I can buy same thing in a bigger size (such as black vest top) but also want to cover my arms as feel like they're enormous! I do want to do them as love looking at other people's but just need to get over my hatred of having photo taken! Doesn't help that hubby is into his photography and there is no such thing as taking a quick snap so it is likely to be a full on photoshoot every week with him getting annoyed with me because I won't like any of the pics!

Hahaha la no I was definitely planning to get fruit and veg to the baby using the traditional oral method!

Nothing to add to the vegetable convo except !

Have justspent best part of £40 on a new nursing bra having only been able to find one from last time. It had better be good at that price...sadly stupid size boobs mean v limited choice

could what size are you?
I'm wearing a crop top sports bra thing today its so comfy.

Oh I get that with DH bat. He takes hundreds of snaps for one quick picture! He works in that sort of area though so it's important to him, I let him get on with it. I have been doing very irregular photo bump photos. Think I have six maybe... I did mean to!

I didn't even think the heel would have been in the week hole. Why?! How did he even discover that gaggia?!

My life is pretty vanilla too if this is what I am comparing myself too!

Hope you can shake the exhaustion for the wedding celebrations toast. If he has offered don't feel too guilty. See how you feel in a few hours and he could always have a glass or two later if you are feeling up to driving.

bat I tried to do regular bump pics, I'd generally forget for weeks at a time though. They were mostly taken in front of the hallway mirror :/

Gaggia I'm currently wearing H cup but need at least K for breastfeeding, possibly KK/L! Found a sports/crop top style which I hope will be at least ok for sleeping in and a bit more comfortable than the standard soft cup ones, there's a choice of about 4 different styles over the entire Internet in my size...

Huuuurgh, I am so tired. mr tee unwell last night, so he was up and down with his head in the toilet. At least he went back to sleep straight after tho, I was bloody awake from 1.30-4, and then had my brother over at 8am with his toddler. Might have a little nap but I really want to go to ikea (someone fucking slap me, please)!nto get drawer dividers for the zillion bodysuits ive got. The sizes aren't always displayed esp on the multipack ones, so I want a little system.
I def got second wind of the fatigue la - I need to nap at 3.30 every day.

Happy birthday mini! Hope you are thoroughly spoilt!

gaggia Erm, elaborate?! I've heard of heels up the bum (friend is a Dom) but not up... There... Surely it would sting? Although things up there are quite a common practice in the gay scene (I've heard) don't Google docking penis if you want to ever sleep again turns out that orofice is quite ... Accommodating.