With our swamp fanjos and supermarket jobbies it's all going on in our knickers. It's a wonder our men agree to deliver the prostaglandin injections but then we are the 24th Just Shagging Grads!

[Pisghetti]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 24th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is herein its 41st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs herefor once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet is here

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Yes to Game of Thrones, it's amazing and so in keeping with this ere Fred as there's loads of bum fun and fisting.
I was diagnosed with generalised anxiety disorder but don't take anything for it, I've always had problems controlling how much I worry and then I worry that I'm worrying too much!
My mum has depression and has been on ADs for a considerable number of years. And good for you that you've rang up and spoken about it. There are so many stigmatises around it. I had an employee who suffered from serious depression, I never once forced her to come in and if she was having a bad day Id just let her go home, I even went as far to take her to the docs (we became quite good friends) as she was concerned about what people would think of her having to take ADs.i left that job and I don't speak to her anymore but I know she's got a new partner, is in a different job and is living in the city. I'm really proud of her.

Haha La what did you do?? We won't be offended

I'll post a pic on the FB group of my red hair. I adore having it, It's just so much fannying about maintenance wise, red shades are a sod to keep vibrant. I really like that whole pastel purple thing at the moment. Mr Tee calls it the space hooker look.

I lurve game of thrones, cannot wait for the new series to start. I'm all over Sons of Anarchy at the moment. It is gloriously violent, but Charlie Hunnan is fucking fit, and I'm indulging my Jimmy Smits crush as well. All good things!

Builders left! House smells like all new wood and things. Going to have a naughty sushi tonight. lemon I bought myself all manner of things I really shouldn't have just because I was updated and deserved a treat. have totally not done that today with wild online shopping, oh no

We had a major power cut this morning. I kind of liked it, was a bit disappointed when it come on again.

Did you shag fatty? Power cuts are for shagging....FACT!

Just in case anyone's interested Vikings TV series is also excellent for a bit of blood, gore and sexy time. Just look up Ragnar Lothbrok and let the droolage commence!
Power cuts are definitely for shagging especially if you have to use candles aswell!

I dont mean to have sex using the candles by the way, the candles are used to give ambience... I suppose you could use them for shagging but it wouldn't be on my top 10 list of household items to use in foreplay if I'm honest. However whatever tickles your pickle!

Tee that's spooky, I've just had sushi too!

I think DH may be the best DH in the world...he has borrowed What to Expect When You're Expecting from the library and is now sat there reading the dads chapter However, he has just told me that basically they say to nod and smile through 9 months of hormonal shit, and don't look annoyed when she asks you to make a pickle, melon and swiss cheese sandwich

Thanks Pixie

arf @ Pixie

You candle shagger!!!

OH! The post DID send this morning...it was the one about piles and pudding. Then it didn't work the second time. It wasn't offensive in the slightest, it just didn't make sense and was a bit wrong in the middle of your depression chat.

Interesting to hear the anxiety/depression chat. I've told you guys on here before about my anxiety - I suffer from generalised anxiety disorder. Used to be medicated but now manage it with CBT and writing lots. of. stuff. down... But most of you have witnessed my spiralling when I panic on here that I've said wrong thing to someone or I'm worrying about stuff. Money and upsetting people are my big triggers.

could I recommend:

The Good Wife
How I Met Your Mother
Elementary
Mad Men
Suits
House of Cards

I am with wil in the not getting GOT camp. I watched half the first series, got bored and fed up with the gore and drifted off blissfully.

tee dye it, dye it, dye it! Violet! I'd love to do that, but my hair is naturally blonde and I've been told if I dyed it a colour like red or purple I'll never get my blonde back.

oh god fleur that's awful, I feel for you it's the kind of thing I'd do!

Totally laughed at pixie digging herself into a hole about candle sex. I tried putting a banana up there once, don't recommend it!

MEGALOLZ La! On your own or with MrLa? Peeled or not? I'm going with not. The texture wouldn't work otherwise.

Oh and surely the colour would just grow out eventually??

la! I remember the gossip at school when Katy let Jon put an ice pole up her! The logistics just don't make sense...

Workmen managed to knock telly and turn it off so couldn't rewind. Sorry lemon! (Obviously DH came home and fixed it in one button...) Sounds like it was ok though. Sometimes I listen to the wright stuff and he is so mean to callers he doesn't agree with!

We watch so much TV but missed out on most of those shows. Secretly planning Netflix for mat leave!

One conversation with next door today contained these gems;
Have you won the lottery? (Getting windows done)
You are putting on weight
Oh, we have screaming kids next door to look forward to then?
Aluminium is better than UVPC

So that all made me feel great.

Dulce there's only one response to that, really

Wow Dulcet you live next door to a right knob.

There was that gossip about Suzie who used an aubergine and a courgette at the same time (albeit presumably not the same location)

If you ask Tee nicely she'll do one in a Jiffy bag for you (also solving her problem of pooing when there's workmen in the bathroom)

They sound lovely Dulcet

A banana? Why in the name of all that is good and holy did you think that was a good idea?

An aubergine??!! Come on now you're making it up. They're massive.

Ha! Not peeled! It was for about 2 seconds and not very exciting at all, just v scratchy!

When my buzzy friend broke I used an electric toothbrush....is that bad?

That is my new favourite thing lemon! I have very nearly pissed myself trying to explain to DH. Do I hate anyone enough...

He can be a dick, and he's a bit racist. Same one that hammers at 6.10am! I just don't know why you would tell someone they were getting fat - especially as he didn't know I was pregnant!

popz, did midwife or GP ever talk to you about hormones changing you anxiety positively in pregnancy? When I spoke to midwife last week she was saying pregnancy can create anxiety - brain chemical imbalance - so I guess in theory it could go the other way?

What a bunch of cross posts! Just have a nap instead la, jeez! Lol. You must have some much more exciting dreams than me.

Also unsure how aubergine would work without veg breaking force...

You'll have to ask Suzie (initially typed sizie - perhaps a more apt name!) Wil you wouldn't catch me using a vegetable that smooth - practically begging for one of those awkward conversations at A&E.

Are you more a broccoli kinda girl , Pis?

What about a star fruit?

Or a pineapple?

What healthy fanjos we have - not sure it counts as one of your five a day though!