With our swamp fanjos and supermarket jobbies it's all going on in our knickers. It's a wonder our men agree to deliver the prostaglandin injections but then we are the 24th Just Shagging Grads!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 24th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is herein its 41st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs herefor once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet is here

So, roll call below please, viroids!

La - twasn't me! Though I didn't know get on the maternity bra bandwagon til about 25 weeks... after getting a bollocking from an M&S bra fitter!

I had half a family sized lemon tart and feel a bit better.

Bras- I've been wearing a mix of wired and non... I've gone from a C to an E cup thus far, they are... generous. I've bought a pair of bras every time I've sized up. I always get mine from Marks and Sparks, the t shirt ones have been comfy. I don't like the non wired marks and sparks tho, they give me pointy madonna cone tits, so I've been trialling sports style ones from Primark and Sainsbury's randomly enough. The bra lady in Marks said as long as you aren't getting squished in at the sidebar it shouldn't affect supply.

deeply I have the same worry - broken pelvis = nightmare labour. However, bear in mind that the SPD makes your pelvis easier to open with all the relaxin. The other thing I find with mine is if I stay in one position too long I get 'Stuck' and it is just horrendous to try and get up. I'm guessing with a section, the recovery might be a bit of a shit if the SPD sticks around (I know it shouldn't, but bf hormones apparently can make it linger) and you're struggling to be mobile. I don't know what the answer is at all, I have absolutely no idea what I'm going to do with my delivery, the last couple of days have been a bit enlightening from a positioning perspective, only because I was stuck on my back for what I would consider a long time and I know I'm going to pay for it tomorrow. . My other worry is that the pressure of tiny tee engaging and a further shift in my sacroiliac is going to set my spondy off, I know there's a high chance of this happening, hence my wish for the big fat needle in the back. If only I could be propped kneeling in a pool with an epidural..
No real advice, but you're not alone :)

Dark and mucous poo - yep. yep, yep. Lactulose. and lots of water, or you get what I affectionally term 'arse glass' poo, and I can't emphasize just how bleak it is. or the blood from erroneous poo bum tearing

I've got workmen in tomorrow too! All day! doing our stairs. I have to decide whether I camp out upstairs (No fridge for delicious ice creams) or I behave like a grown up and stay downstairs (No toilet, see arse glass above). I was planning on making them tea and possibly providing some biscuits, but assume they would have brought a packed lunch?

To finish tonight's essay, I just wanted to say thank you for being worried and all the nice things and wishes. I genuinely shed a few don't ever fucking mention this ever tears when I read back the last couple of days posts, I missed talking to you all as well, and I would be really quite lost without you all.

As you were, back to the swampfoof and fanjo destruction.

Shucks Tee you're making us blush

To coin the blog you linked to earlier La, my baby has 'gone savage' this evening. I hope this means she's exhausted herself for tonight.

glad all OK tee and hope you can find a solution to the birth dilemma. can't be easy knowing what to do for the best.

Ha! That blog is brilliant

Hello pregnancy insomnia! My old pal. Nose bleed, uncomfortable, burning itchy eyes.

Purple sorry I didn't mean to sound school marm-ish , I was just joking. You wear whatever is comfortable. My underwire was killing me by 9 weeks. Now just wearing a bra kills me. I take it off when I'm in house. Flappy boobs rule

Tee you take care of yourself. Sod the builders just make sure you're comfortable

Ah La, it's like it used to be - you and I up in the wee small hours. Hope your nose has stopped bleeding.

Any news on clinic trip Lil?

Alas the savage one has no intention of sleeping or indeed creating any type of night time routine. At least I have the excitement of not knowing what to expect..

Aww tee you poor thing, hope you feel better and baby tee behaves!

12 weeks today so assuming things are still OK - woohoo! I seem to have developed a rather upsetting habit of not being able to go back to sleep if I'm woken up early - today is my weekend and I was so looking forward to a lie in but was woken by hubby at 6.45am when he went off camping and then I got up! I can usually sleep until 11am no problem even if I am woken up. The same thing happened last weekend too. Hope this is temporary!

waves I'm here and reading, just can't think of anything interesting to say hehe. Glad you're here tee!!

Bat I'd love to tell you it's temporary but I've had it right through. Not been as bad 16-24 weeks.

Try having bath or shower before bed and if you wake up don't look at phone - the blue light stimulates your brain and wakes you

Hi zyla! How's wee one?

Oh La I didn't think that at all

Bat I'm afraid that's me too. No more weekend lie ins for me for the next 18 years

Tee hope you work it out sweetie and aren't in too much pain

Wil, this too shall pass...repeat ad nauseum

The baby mantra Purple. You spend half your time wishing your life away.

Anyone have any exciting weekend plans?

Agree with the others bat, that's me too. I can fall asleep fine but I wake up early and once I'm up that's it. I do try and avoid the phone but get annoyed at my brain for being too awake and have to occupy it!

Aw tee, feeling the love. Other half the lemon tart today? The consensus on the thread was really hot drinks and biscuits are enough - don't worry about lunch! How regularly will you need upstairs if you stayed downstairs? Can you get a bucket?? mine are coming a bit later today but not sure when...

Did you get any sleep wil?

My 10 month old is being a pest with sleep at the moment, she usually sleeps through but she doesn't care that I'm preggo and DP has to work all day ! I'd love a proper sleep but can't see that happening now for about 3 years!
Glad you're ok Tee. I was told that my baby was breach the other week at my midwife appointment but that he'll probably turn. Thing is Id rather him be breach! I had a terrible birth with my daughter and I had an episiotomy and now have no pelvic floor left! Morning sickness came with pissing myself at the same time so glad I'm over that bit now! Also been referred to physio for SPD- I didn't bother with the last pregnancy but as this will be my 2nd baby in 13 months everything's overly stretched and most days I'm in agony.
Bras- Im still in my 34DDs got a couple of underworld and none but reckon I'll need to get measured. Last time I was measured in mothercare and I bought some bras and the strap at the back rose up and pissed me off plus I couldn't take them back so was really fed up so haven't bothered buying new sized ones yet.
Poos- yes I have those once every 2 weeks ore like rabbit poos than anything, I have piles (fondly known as Jeremy Kyles) the size of space hoppers and sex is completely out of the question after a poo session.
Me and DP probably have sex once a week (last time he'd pretty much stopped by now as he thought shagging was weird because I had a bump) if I don't get any though I turn into a really weird insecure psychotic bitch and feel ugly and frumpy so it's easier for my other half to just get his D out to save him from the emotional mess I become!

God Pixie that sounds like torture.

Yes Dulcet, I do get sleep - I just like moaning And I think it's weird she doesn't have any sort of pattern.

Hi viroids. Nothing much to say except...first day of maternity leave! Woohoo!

Hooray could! Another milestone reached!!

Pixie I totally feel for you - the piles and lack of sleep sound horrendous, kudos for still dtd I have to be coerced into it and even then I just lie there like a pudding. We were ttc for 18 months so I kind of feel like I was due a break.

Wooohoo could! Enjoy

Yay could! How will you spend your first day? I am jealous!

Wow pixie, you have been in the pregnancy wars!

Are we calling that baby-led sleeping wil?! Glad you get some rest at least.

Sorry too much to catch up on!

tee hope baby tee starts behaving soon

Welcome pixie

I am still wearing my normal ones. My little boobs just feel a bit more "full" than normal. I am wearing a crop top thing to bed though as I find they hurt otherwise. I have a jo jo near me and so might go there as they get good reviews.

So many of us have the workmen in. Today mine got hot cross buns. I am trying to butter them up so they do a good job and finish on time. I just spend all day at work to avoid the chaos!

Builders arrived at 8am, have front door wide open so it's freezing, and the front lawn is strewn with power tools. Yes ladies, I am that wanker neighbour who has a circular saw running when you're trying to have a lie in... Sorry..poor cats are shut in the kitchen to a) stop them escaping/'helping' builders and b) to prevent nasty pooh smells wafting into house. I'm not a slattern, I just don't want them thinking I have a dirty house and they arrived bfore I could don the biohaz suit and clean the boxes.

My hospital bag has arrived! It's got a monkey on it. I am thinking positive third trimester thirty week thoughts, plus I don't want to get caught short again so I figured it would be good to start organising it. So far I have breast pads nappies, and a button down checked nightshirt, plus toiletry miniatures, I'm thinking I'll collect a few bits on my supermarket shop each week. I really can't decide on a going home outfit, I just know I don't want it to be baby bloody blue.

dulce yes! I need to dispose of lemon tart evidence bfore Mr tee comes home tonight. . So far I've supplied tea and offered biscuits, but they've only had tea so far. Opted for downstairs, I don't have a bucket, but I am regretting chugging my morning lactulose bfore they turned up, I need to pooh, but they are working RIGHT outside the toilet door.

Happy 12 weeks bat! And I hate to say it, but you'll become very aquainted with 4/5am whether you want to lie in or not. It's a bugger!

pixie ow, ow ow. Your piles description has me squeezing my bum cheeks together.

Hurrah for ML could! I recommend house of cards if you need something to watch, I am consuming box sets like they are going out of style.

Mine are back too tee, only arrived at 11 as had another job first. Have supplied tea and biscuits and am now hiding upstairs as they are in the living room today. How long will they be by the toilet? You might have to bite the bullet and ask them to move for 10 minutes! You are good fleur! I'd like a hot cross bun too. My house is pretty empty of food though, not ideal. I left them some tiny easter cakes at least.

Can we see your bag tee?!

Is anyone watching This Morning?

Its on downstairs, but I had to put DVD on up here. What's happening lemon?

I was on!!!

I'm watching it... #maternityleavelife