With our swamp fanjos and supermarket jobbies it's all going on in our knickers. It's a wonder our men agree to deliver the prostaglandin injections but then we are the 24th Just Shagging Grads!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 24th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is herein its 41st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs herefor once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet is here

So, roll call below please, viroids!

I thought she was shouting at you too! Ha!

I know gaggia I'm worried too :( has anyone PMd her ?

She's not been on here since then. I hope everything is ok

Woah when did we start sharing husbands?!

I also thought she was shouting at you Toast.

Yes I'm worried about Tee too.

Lol sorry toast, I got a bit over excited by the warm bread version of you mainly used as a vessel for butter

bat mine grew in first 8 weeks then stopped, probably looking for a new bra again soon. However, my poor sister has had to by a new bra every week she has incredible knockers

Bat I'm on my second lot of bras and lady who fitted these said they will go up again before the end. I bought 2 at 9 weeks and 2 at 20 weeks. These now feel tight

See bat you do have symptoms! Your boobs are inflating and you had an itchy nipple! They both count in my book.

Tee are you ok? Come back and talk to us

Thanks for all the MS advice guys! I am definitely worse in the evening so really not looking forward to tonight.

I have basically given up wearing bras as there's no way I'm forking out for something that will fit for about a week! I've definitely already gone up a cup size or two...I am guessing I'm now approx a 36FF...

bat cant you see my norks from UAE? Yes they are that big! I got a new bra at 9ish weeks and its left bruises on my middle bony bit today. Time for a new one again.

Omg lemon I'm still in my 34As... Seriously! I was hoping for more but it's not happened yet!

You can buy these little bra expander things from shops like jojo bebe doodah if bras are just getting too tight round the chest but if you're bursting out the cups you gotta get bigger ones. Last time mine went big in pregnancy & then mahoosive when the milk arrived so worth getting em on the big side during pregnancy I reckon. My poor boobs gonna be round my knees this time next year I reckon. Ah well.

Ah is that what that is I can see on the horizon gaggia?

It was tee's hubby's bday, they weren't going away for a few days or something were they?

I think that was at the weekend though?

I just tried to phone someone using the TV remote.

I'm here, I'm here, sorry everyone :( I got kept in for monitoring and have discovered that mat assessment ward has absolutely no signal, or Internet or anything, and as wasn't expecting to stay took no chargers with me.
Short version; tiny tee is fine, But he is laying a funny way; like an off center breech and apparently my womble doesn't like being stretched that way, so each time he kicks it irritates it and it's making me spot. Thrown into the mix my travelling placenta which is lower than it was at 20 weeks and you have brown cm. All a bit of s shit really, although in relieved baby is fine, but I have to go back immediately if it turns red or I start feeling funny etc... if anything it's made me worry more about delivering on my back after being strapped to a bed for the last 24 hours, didn't mean to make you worry! Sorry viroids, should have asked mr tee to update. Xxxx

(will read through and do proper post in a bit...)

Oh god tee don't apologise to us! What a shit worrying week you've had, I'm really sorry :(

How are you feeling? Tell that baby to behave himself and stop worrying you! :D Perhaps he's going to be a wriggle-bum when he comes out.

Honestly these babies really do like to worry us. I'm glad you and he are ok though xx

Glad you're ok Tee, hope tinytee behaves now

I just got new bras, normal ones in Debenhams with underwires. I have a couple of maternity bras but they made me look like I had a pair of sandbags....which totally depressed me so I bought a nice pretty twin pack of perk me up bras in flowery black and hot pink

My waistline has expanded lots but thanks to me already being on the large side, I just look fatter than usual. I'm hoping for more of a bump shape soon

Tsk tsk purple you'll get told off by your midwife for the underwire ;)

Although was it you Popz who refused to give up the underwire for the duration?

It restricts the space underneath for your boobs to spread and start milk production I think? Am I wrong?

Don't be sorry La, it's not your fault!

I feel okay, but ..Boo-hoo me alert.....I'm just finding everything so hard. I feel like my stupid body is failing to do a fundamentally basic thing, if it's not my frigging back or pelvis, it's womble fail. I feel like an emotional wreck with the worry :( I only hope that the next 8/9 weeks go as quickly as the last 8 weeks. (pref without incident) I'm 30 weeks tomorrow. have to go back at 32 for another scan and poking about, and was told that a section would be likely if wandering placenta and/or baby doesn't move. Each time I get a toni now, I'm panicking that I'm in preterm labour and am waddling off to knicker check, it's like the poxy 12 week wait all over again.

Added into the bargain the cat has just done a really stinky shit in the litter box and Mr Tee has been called into work. I'm going in the bath for a cry!

Aww, tee - hope the bath helps. Have you tried chocolate or cake? Hopefully, the next 8-9weeks will fly by for you in an incident free way

thanks for all the advice, everyone. Back and hip pain a little better now but still there. M/w has referred me for physio but didn't know how long it would take, so if a while, might see what other options there are.

she seemed to think that a natural delivery would be fine, but I'm not really sure - if i have pain sitting and walking now at 17 weeks, and made worse by sedate dtd-ing, cant really see how that works for adding a lot more weight and trying to squeeze it out of my nethers. Or am i just being a big Jessie??

honest opinions welcome!

You might find it gets better deeply, especially if you are given exercises to do (unless it's spd). Don't rule anything out at this stage. My friend had crippling spd but was still able to give birth naturally - maybe childbirth pain is so bad you don't notice the back pain .

Oh Tee what a stress for you. It's not easy this mothering malarkey. Hope all is ok and the next few months fly by.

Aww Tee I'm not surprised you're fed up. Hope the bath helps

La I did read up and found that as long as the bra fits properly and doesn't sit on any breast tissue it's fine

Deeply I've researched SPD and the majority of women can have normal vaginal birth. Is there an antenatal exercise class in your area?

I'll look into the antenatal exercise classes idea - thanks, hadn't thought of that. Hoping it isn't spd but just an old injury from years ago coming back, as i did my back in years ago when i used to row and had a bit of a weakness there since, so maybe physio / exercises can gum me back together in absence of being allowed my lovely volterol tablets...

Oh god tee, what a nightmare! No wonder you feel down but I agree that cake and chocolate will help with the emotional side. Cat shit can wait, just lay down and talk to us - the nap!

I didn't know that about bras la! I couldn't wait to get out of mine so no problem here. Just another one of those things I wonder how the hell we are meant to know?!

I would only recommend exercise as well deeply but not sure what you should or shouldn't do with that sort of problem. Hopefully you get an appointment soon.

Oh Tee what a 'mare! Hope miniTee starts behaving soon xx