With our swamp fanjos and supermarket jobbies it's all going on in our knickers. It's a wonder our men agree to deliver the prostaglandin injections but then we are the 24th Just Shagging Grads!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 24th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is herein its 41st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs herefor once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet is here

So, roll call below please, viroids!

I'm trying to step away from google willy - instead asking you all to share your poo colour Totally gross I know but it has been very dark recently and not sure if it's normal for pregnancy for some reason!

I no longer poo every morning, sometimes it's every other day and there's hardly anything...like rabbit droppings
My expanding waistline is probably a build up of poo and I'm convinced I'm going to give birth to a poo baby.

Lol purple I definitely have days like that! Everyone at work is commenting on my bump 'popping out' today. Don't want to say it's because I had curry last night and therefore its all wind! (Side note, curry is awesome for morning sickness! )
bat is there iron in your vitamin pills? Can cause dark poo. totally googled the mucous in poo thing

Oh and welcome pixie!

Ah good point re iron - no idea what's in them to be honest so I'll have a look. I didn't choose them myself, I was given them by a friend who had an unopened bottle still within its expiry date!

Yes - pregnancy vits all contain iron and that'll make your poo dark!

Aha that must be it then, phew! At first I was only taking folic acid and vitamin D but then switched to the vits when she gave them to me. I have never gone daily which causes my multiple times a day hubby much confusion so I might not even notice if I get less regular but the colour was a strange change to the usual!

Thanks for all your kind words viroids. I've just heard that the funeral will be on 13th April - just about 10 days before I'm due. Hopefully mini-minimoo will stay put so that I can go.

I'm not completely sure about this purple, so very happy to be corrected, but I have a feeling it's relative to the size of the baby. So a smaller baby will put on less than 1/2 pound a week. According to their scans, this one's put on under a pound in 3 weeks (3lb9oz three weeks ago, and 4lb4oz yesterday - all estimated of course).

I'm not scheduled for any more scans now dulcet. Feels odd that I won't see her again now until she comes out! They've said they're happy that she's consistent in her growth, even if it is slow. So I've been discharged back to low-risk midwife care again now.

haha! la that's genius of mrLa! Though annoying for you. Glad you managed to change it back. makes mental note to do this to brother's phone next time I see him

splodge blimey that's a bit of a worry. Hope you can get the money out of them somehow.

Welcome pixie!

Welcome pixie! You are going to be very busy then! Sleep is for the weak anyway!

The only thing that is normal about my pooing is that it is not normal at all now bat. I went days without going at all at the beginning and now I seem to go almost every time I wee - little and often! You can expect that to change throughout. Hadn't noticed a colour though... will have to keep an eye out.

Was that a cold breakfast curry mountain??

Also now planning similar autocorrect attack on my cousin next time I get the chance... You can thank Mr la for creating evil across the JSers friends and family now!

Not ideal timing mini but hopefully far enough in advance that you can still go.

The upstairs is done! I managed to wee when they weren't looking. Cat is having a breakdown under the sofa and I am cold! UPDATE: evicting cat from sofa has led to blood soaked hands. She was not keen! Dreamies have been issued to help keep her calm.

I feel like a fraud in this fred... Since my bump really appeared, my DH is not interested in sex at all.

Viroids I am sick as a dog!!!! Give me your best morning sickness cures!

Fatty I haven't had sex since I found out I was preg

(I am too bloated and spotty to be anyone's jizzbucket)

Yeah, that's not fraud fatty, none of us are claiming to be shaggers anymore!

lemon, just eat constantly! That was all I could do. Graze all the time, avoid anything too strong in flavour - orange juice was what tipped me over the sickness edge but I think someone said it helped them! You will be different so just try a few things. They say ginger biscuits but really any biscuits were good as they were dry and bland.

Yeah noone has sex anymore Fatty, it's even worse on the mumming thread . Alot of the menfolk don't seem to be keen on the bumps.

Thanks Purple .

Oh no lemon! I found cheese on toast really good, also del monte tinned fruit. Oh and mashed potato. And ice lollies. Everyone's different though, so it might just be a case of trying stuff until you find things that work. You have my sympathies though, morning sickness is yucky.

lemon my grandma was a midwife for donkey's years and she always advised her ladies to eat biscuits before they even put a foot out of bed in the morning - something plain like rich teas. I've been very lucky and haven't had any sickness so don't know if it works or not!

My dh keeps hopefully sidling up to me and thinks I don't notice him casually rubbing his crotch area against me. I've perfected a look of blissfully unaware.

We did nothing for 13 weeks, then nothing again until about 21 weeks. Had sex twice since then. I reckon that's bought me another month at least.

lemon keep a tub of ginger nuts by bed and in desk. As soon as you wake up, before sitting up, nibble a nut. It will help.

Also ice lollies. No idea why but they help. And milk.

Toast!
Ask yourself what you really fancy eating, it won't be many things but the one thing it wants will be the one thing that helps. If you can face dinner ty my curry trick! (Sadly not dulcet just evening sick rather than morning sick!)
And as dulcet said, eat little and often, don't let yourself get hungry I found that in first tri, I mainly felt nauseous when my blood sugar dropped

fatty you can borrow my DH if you get desperate. When my sex drive plummeted he seemingly absorbed it by osmosis and developed a 24-7 desperate, ball aching need for sex. I told him point blank a few days before the induction that once baby was here he was on an 8 week sex ban and every time he tried to initiate it in that time I would add another week on. We're 4 days in and he's been good so far, but he did see the state of my poor butchered fanjo before they stitched it back together so that might have put him off for life a woman can but hope

We still do the sex about once every 10 days ish. I had a nap today and had a very explicit sex dream which I told dp about and now he thinks I'm fair game. I totally cant be bothered.
Any craic from tee?? She was spotting a bit on Tuesday, bit worried about her.

Maybe I need to change my name, I thought mountain was shouting at me then!

boo, I would like to borrow him for a bit, please! At this rate, my baby will have to battle through spider webs when s/he comes out!

So we've done poo, can we go up the other end and talk boobs please? I am in desperate need of new bras as absolutely none of mine fit any more (seems to be the fit around me as much as the cup size) - can I buy nice bras or will I grow out of them as well?! No idea if boobs just grow at first and then stay fairly static or if they just keep going until they're entering rooms 5 minutes before me!