With our swamp fanjos and supermarket jobbies it's all going on in our knickers. It's a wonder our men agree to deliver the prostaglandin injections but then we are the 24th Just Shagging Grads!

[Pisghetti]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 24th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is herein its 41st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs herefor once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet is here

So, roll call below please, viroids!

So you went 5cm in 24 minutes?? You totally win at labour!!

Well done Boo! Welcome little Evie

Ha ha popz I thought the same Shut the front door!

Congrats boo :)

That's fantastic boo fingers crossed that we all get a speedy labour too!
5cms in 24mins is incredible.

Woohoo congrats boo, awesome news and beautiful name.

Congrats boo!

Awwww congratulations boo!! A new grad baby, yay!! Lovely name and you sound so chilled out - are you still high?

Pis sorry you're still pregnant :( hoping today is the day minipis starts to evacuate. Do you have sweep booked?

I'm not very well and I don't know why. Felt fine all night but I've got up this morning feeling dizzy and sick, thrown up and now I'm back in bed. Feel very ropey :(. Hope it's a bug or something?

Thank you for nail advice - I'll just go ahead!

Sounds like a bug La hope you feel better soon x

Wow I hope my labour goes that quickly! assuming it ever fucking starts

Lost some more plug in the shower. Why always in the shower? I was starting to doubt what I'd seen before was plug as nothing had happened since but I actually saw this horror show plunge from my fanjo and was able to snatch it up quick enough to check consistency before it became overdiluted.

We're having a quick spring clean of DP's place as he has a load of family visiting next weekend (no pressure BabyPis but they're kinda coming to see you!). We'll be staying at my place though - not sure I could cope with a houseful less than a week after birth (or at 42 weeks pregnant)

Congratulations boo! This means I am getting rather close to the top of the list...

It's not so bad at the top Could I've been here for about six weeks now! Feel like I'm hogging it a bit now

Hooray for plug loss!

could what's your due date? Everyone is queue jumping ahead of pis.

Hooray for mini boo! Excellent work
Come on then pis, hope you're bouncing, JSing, drinking gallons of raspberry leaf tea and eating vindaloo for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Gx it's not too long!
I've finished work for the day, the sun shineth, it's a bloody good day for a large Sauvignon Blanc apart from the fact I'm pregnant. I'm firmly in the no drinking camp unfortunately, and can just about cope. Making up for it with cake instead.

Gaggia I'm due 26 April but expect to be a queue jumper as having elcs!

Ooh so very soon then! Sooooo exciting!.

lemon are you here? I have an actual blister thing on my nose and it looks rotten. I cant put my face on because its all weepy. What can I do?

Ooh plug pom poms for you Pis! That's got to be a good sign!

congrats boo, and gx for you PiS!

Shudders in horror at the image of plug pom poms

Puuuuuuuuuuuush!

popz that was slow! Last time was 1cm to baby out in 13!

The problem with fast labours is there's no build up, you go from 'wow that's mildly uncomfortable' to 'someone's tearing my fanjo apart with a train' very quickly so you can't build a tolerance for the pain.

Congrats Boo! Welcome Evie, very efficient labouring :)

Agree on the no build-up in fast labours point - though I kept expecting things to get much worse, because I'd only been contracting for a couple of hours. And it didn't thank goodness.

Need to acquire some excellent not fucking French wine for post pushing. Cloudy Bay is an excellent choice :)

Try OC after a glass of wine Dulcet (in a few months) - everything makes more sense.

Plug pompoms

Yey congrats Boo!! Wonderful news and hurray for a quick labour! Tho yes I can imagine pain must be pretty intense when comes on quickly. Happy plug pom-poms time Pis. Hope things move along for you soon.
I've been having the odd glass if wine here & there - but not fancied much. Sure that'll change once baby arrives. DP christened me 'alcomum' when DS was little - so desperate for booze was I by the end of a tiring day!!