With our swamp fanjos and supermarket jobbies it's all going on in our knickers. It's a wonder our men agree to deliver the prostaglandin injections but then we are the 24th Just Shagging Grads!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 24th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is herein its 41st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs herefor once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet is here

So, roll call below please, viroids!

That's awful popz.

Viroids help me out. I keep feeling like I'm about to have arse rain but then when I go to the toilet, nothing at all. What's going on?

popz your nephew sounds like a little monkey!

la I didn't use the pump much cos naff all would come out, but it was handy for getting rid of the excess when DD was away for the day with her dad the very few times he managed it. Poor flower.

wil could it be wind? You are sure to have arse rain if you can feel it. Try a hot drink, better out than in. Is your dh able to assist incase you're sick?.

AF Wil?

Hot water bottle wil.
I just sneezed and forgot to perform my usual cross legged curtsey type thing and pissed myself helloooooooooo pregnancy!

Haha gaggia sadly I still have that going on.

I have been feeling quite ERTDy. It had better not actually turn up though.

Wil I thought the witch didn't return til,you stop BF?

I've got horrendous indigestion tonight. Had some fruit with ice cream after tea, wondering if that's the cause

purple I BF for 6 months and got AF after 3 months. I felt robbed! I had already bled constantly for nearly 6 weeks post birth. My Ikea poang is burgundy on the seat from blood stains....nice. Top post birth tip......never sit on anything cream/white/beige. In fact only sit on bin bags!

Oh my god!

That was part of what convinced me to BF. I know all the good stuff about it but the thought of it gives me the heebies.

I might get my Poang in black now too

I bf for a year and got AF maybe after 7 or 8 months. Think due to feeding less because of weaning.

I have screwed timings up tonight. It's too confusing without MrWil here.

Haha, just get some puppy pads to put down purple Or some industrial maternity pads.

I was like that about breastfeeding but it's fine. You can't feel the milk coming out... (that's what freaked me out). Its lovely once you get into it.

S'up wil?

What's happened wil?

I didn't know you didn't get af while bf! That will be why my mate was confused she got pg while bf. poor love has 4 children under 3 now - DS then twin DS and dd then while bf them at 4 months she got pg with another dd. She's very tired!

I like the look of the poang.

Mil just gave me a heap of compliments. See, they CAN be nice sometimes!

Oh and she's finished the bottle of vodka already and 2 bottles of wine

Your MIL is hardcore La. If I was your friend I would spend every day sobbing. Four under 3 is terrifying.

I've ended up letting her sleep all evening so I don't think she'll go long tonight as she hasn't fed enough.

Pessary went in just before 6, came out at 9:30 and was given an injection to slow me down and an I've fluid drip as hyper stimulated to near constant contraction, now fairly regular and intense. Still on antenatal ward though.

Oh boo how exciting! So the pessary worked too well?

I was already 1cm with 10-20 min apart tightenings!

Oooh go Boo! Look forward to waking up to news in the morning!

good luck boo!

Hog consumed, was already cut off the pig though so was really just a tray of pork. Still good though! I now really want a banana milkshake though as I saw one that wasn't mine.

Hope you're wrong wil and she surprises you with at least 5hrs!

Will you get some rest now then boo or do you keep going? I really need baby school as I have no idea!

Does she get drunk la or not really? Some people just tolerate a lot more drink but sounds like a lot! Compliments are nice though!

Cream chairs are always a risk...

Push boo push! Good luck :)

Fx for you boo! Xxx

Yay boo good luck, you can do it! Looking forward to seeing your little bundle

Dulcet she looks fine until she stands, then she staggers and slurs a bit!

Yum hog.

Wil I hope you're getting some rest x

How's it going Boo (obviously expect you to answer between contractions)?

What about you La? Have you a full on drunken rave in your living room by now?

Sadly not wrong - been up twice already and it's always downhill after 4am. That settles it. MrWil is never going out again .

Excited to hear news from boo this morning!
Also interested to hear how MiL is today la after a sterling effort on the juice last night by the sounds of it.