Just Shagging Grads thread 15: Join the viroids for mucus plugs and ball bouncing

[TheBooMonster]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 15th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2230396-Remember-Remember-JS-in-November-no-to-bum-fun-car-shagging-and-worms-Control-your-stray-wombles-and-windy-boobs-Shout-WANKBADGERS-at-the-world-of-TTC-and-get-your-cape-on-for-JUST-SHAGGING-32 here] in its 32nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/1472763-Just-Mumming-Along-viroids-2?pg=36&order= here] for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Oh welcome fleur! Stats!

I've been having car seat wonderings too! I get that rear facing seats are safer but from a practical side how do parents see them when they're in the back and facing the back? I've had to pull over before because 1 year old DD was choking on her own sick. I wouldn't have seen it if she was facing the back seat! And don't the seats get FILTHY with toddler feet on them?

oh I have no idea ness, I think he gets all anti-jesus when it suits him, and then he conveniently forgets and doesn't want to be outed as a scrooge.. it's the same every year, I end up railroading him into festivities and then he admits on Christmas eve that it's awesome and nice and we have a lovely time. In fairness I usually have to tip a fair amount of scotch down his throat beforehand, but we get there. I actually think the fact that he is so Anti, but I know he'll come around irritates me more. Change the bloody record....
Bother I would have stuffed the bean up his nose. honestly! How fucking rude. Anyone dares criticize my homecooked entirely prepared by marks and Sparks Christmas feast will get a meat thermometer in an uncomfortable orifice.

lauren my pharmacist was telling me how common aspirin in pg is and showed me how small the dose was compared to the normal off the shelf aspirin!

chat yay for your wobble with a baby :)

tee do what you want for Christmas and tell him he can organise next year when you've a little baby to look after and THEN he can invite people without asking ;)

Thanks lauren I'm 34, dc1 on way, EDD 18th July

Families and Christmas, glad it's not just mine that are troublesome.

I did have to laugh at bean-gate

Is it 5pm yet?????

Fleur you're like my ttc twin. Same age, dc1, same due date!

I'm planning on using that line of thought zyla - next year I'll be at the end of stat mat, so we will be totally skint, so I want to make the most of it... Also, we're saving a good chunk of money by not getting married next year, so I think we can deffo tap into that for xmas treats. I'm quite looking forward to living off party food. 30 minutes of work left... woohoo!

Lauren Car mirrors apparently - stick-on cheap plastic things which allow you to keep an eye on the baby from the front seats

Good news Kato - kinda picturing you as some judo ace now.......

Great news chat

How would a rear facing car seat work with a 4 year old? Wouldn't their feet be up near the headrest? I may just be being thick

Had another sweep about an hour ago, keeping fingers crossed. DP's had a massive moan about how inconvenient all the hospital appointments have been throughout pregnancy & how annoying waiting for labour is for him! I've reminded him of who's been through the morning sickness, grown a new person & has to go through birth while he sits around moaning how crap it is, he's now gone to work. if scientists can grow new organs why can't they make men pregnant, I swear blind he'd give up after the first few days of nausea.

scoob make sure you snap all his fingers during labour, give him bloody something to moan about.

It must be some kind of cosmic man-twat alignment this week. grrr.

We have a menstral cycle, men have a twat cycle!
I've already threatened to wire my tens machine to his nuts while I'm in labour, any more moaning about how hard it's been for him & the bollocks get fried!

hahaha! Oh Scoob, I'm actually LOLing at that...

Lol scoob I just scared the cats laughing at that!

LOL Scoob!! That'll learn him!! Fx the sweep does its thing. How long til they start murmuring about induction?

Hooray for womble baby chat - what a relief to know after all you've been through

Oof, La - pregnant or not I'd have ripped Mr P a new one for that!! Glad your meeting went ok though. Hope your Dad's not too painful an experience tonight! Does he know about miniLa??

I'm itching all over. Think I've still got flea paranoia!! Bloody animals.

Thank all the fucks it's Friday. This week has been a definite welcome to the 3rd trimester!!

Hope everyone else is ok, not doing v well at keeping up here xxxx

Fx furry!!

God. Dad just asked me 'are you over that problem you had yet?'

What, you mean losing my baby?

What. The. Fuck.

Haven't told him don't know if I'm going to as he'll come out with all sorts of shite I don't want to hear

I think I'd explode at that la. hugs

Wow that's proper shitty La

Fucking hell La. Why is he staying over again??

My Dad is also an ass, he doesn't even know I'm pregnant he speaks to us that rarely. When we got engaged, he declared it was "completely ridiculous" (after 8 years together... yes, totally ludicrous )

Hopefully you''ll have a baby by then anyway Scoob!

actually started xmas shopping today! My parents, the PiL's my grand parents and DH's nan all have various pics from DD's Tumble Tots photo shoot as canvases (just gotta hope that they look alright when they show up as I ordered them all at once whilst they were cheap :S MiL alerted me to a wine offer in Tesco (Everyone else in the family is getting wine for xmas this year) so I spent whole day expecting her and FiL to show up to take DH and I to Tesco, but they're in fact planning on coming tomorrow... when I won't be here to pick the wine because I'll be at work... and they eventually got round to telling us this about half an hour ago when it was too late for me to jump on a bus and go by myself sigh

DD started opening her birthday presents today (her birthday's not for a few days but I'll be at work so leave the house before she wakes up and get home after she goes to bed and will thus miss everything) so has spent most go her day walking round the house with a wendy house kitchen over her head like a battle tank! And in-between battle tank walking she is screaming her head off for seemingly no damned reason holds head and looks forward to a quiet day in superstore hell tomorrow

laurenium the rear facing ones are definitely safer, you can get mirrors to attach to the back window or the back of the chair so the baby can see you I think, with us I just lived in the back seat because I don't drive anyway

scoob what an arse! I wish at the very least there was a tablet we could sneak into their food to give them pregnancy symptoms so they'd understand...

la OMG! I take it he wasn't face to face with you at the time, else he'd have got himself a slap O.o

La that's awful can you spit in his tea or something??

I didn't even think of mirrors! That's everyone I'll have a look at rear facing ones!

Imagine men through pregnancy and labour though. The moaning, drama, pathetic whimpers. My DP takes to his bed At the slightest cold, a pregnancy would have him hospitalized or at the very least bed bound for the whole 9 months!

rofl laurenamium yea, DD claims that he isn't taken down by anything but he is the biggest drama queen at even the slightest sniffle, he'd try and quit his job and claim disability if he was pregnant!

Nooooo I just wrote a massive post & the Internet ate it! I'm going to try again but will post it a bit at a time, here goes!

chat yay for seeing your bean, huge congrats!