Just Shagging Grads thread No.13 for upduffed viroids!

[Nessalina]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 13th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 29th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

ness sorry to be the fear into you

Dh is no longer in the bad books but I have said he can't go he spoke to me about it today and I said while Eli is small I need him here! He is not happy but understands. After puking ds slept for 5hrs!

boo the only two things that he has had before he pukes is colief and then the comfort milk. Not sure if they are connected or coincidence. Trying the comfort milk again today. Basically we want him to poop easier, he has never been sick on straight aptimal!

I've missed something cookie, where does Mr Cookie want to go?

Sorry Mr Scoob went out and got hammered. It seems doubly unfair when we can't go and do the same thing. Although if you're 37 weeks I'd be nagging at him to stay sober from now on as you never know when you'll need a lift to the hospital.

MiniWil is a pure terror today. It's totally acceptable to use tranquilizer darts on toddlers right?

hmmm.... maybe try a little bit of watered down orange juice to loosen things up? I seem to recall that's one of the bizarre things that was suggested to us by health visitor number 1...

wil I think it's acceptable, especially when you can't turn to wine to deal with the stress. Counting down the seconds till DH gets home and I can go hide in a room that DD isn't in without her magicking up something to draw on the walls with

post I started last night wil

Cookie!!! YAdefinitelyNBU!!! on your behalf...

Apparently tranquilizer darts aren't powerful enough. May try earplugs.

Ooh Cookie, you're too nice, can't believe he's already been for a weekend away. I would have pulled out all my 'passive aggressive bitch' tools by now . I think it's pretty common though. MrWil would try to get away with that. Some men are quite lazy when it comes to parenting.

Am impressed by 2 nights out in a row! I'm still sick & useless after 8pm so my social life is zilch at the mo. On plus side I'm currently lying in bed eating sweets while my mum & dad have taken DS to playground. Thank god for grandparents!!

I just read your thread cookie definatly take yourself off for a days Xmas shopping somewhere!

DP's buggered off down the pub for man sympathy, I'm having a night with the cat & strictly! Big bubble bath just filling up

Sounds lovely scoob.

I feel like I am going to throw up/poo myself but when I go to the toilet, nothing. What is this buggering symptom?

cookie YANBU. Cheeky buggier lugs!
ness, deffo ms I think as I've gone right off food! nothing tastes right and last night I had to send a diet coke back as the glass smelt of bin bags left in the sun. Swapped it with apple ties but again, same thing, so sat like a classy bird swigging out of the bottle in a restaurant!
Nice!

Do you know, I've started to go off glasses out of the dishwasher! They just don't smell quite right

cookie I am shocked that he's going out so soon, but DH would leave me to look after Alex whilst he played computer games from pretty much day 1 so I'm not sure he's much better, it's just less obvious because he's physically in the house even if he's doing just as little as he'd have done had he not been there, his parents spent much for the first few months bullying him out of the study. Though my DH has never been the leaving the house type, I tend to have to hold a month long bullying campaign to get him to go out and then he always mysteriously waits "a whole hour for a bus without one coming" despite only being out of the house for half an hour so my blissful evening in without him screaming at the computer is ruined. I think DD was almost 6 months old before I went out in the evening without her and I'm almost certain that with the exception of her staying at my parents / DH's parents neither of us have slept in a house she wasn't in. I tried to go away for a weekend with some friends and ended up having to take her with me and give DH the weekend off :/

nes have you noticed they have a texture to them they don't have if they're washed by hand?

I agree about the glasses.
Boo, that is awful that you had to take her with you! It's all a pretence and it makes me . My friend says the best thing to do is just go out and let them get on with it and they'll soon learn or let kids watch tv all day.

Cookie I'm at your DP on your behalf! Have you had words yet?

Just off out with DP to my friends house. DP is going to be meeting my friends DP for the first time...fingers crossed they get on!

Oh cookie sorry your DP is being a prat. I hope you can get through to him. Definitely tell him he has to stay at home for the near future! I guess it's a good thing MrJ is such an introvert but I can well imagine him doing the video game thing boo as he did after my ERPC. Not helpful.

Look all of you socialites! Enjoy your nights out, I want to go to the cinema but can't face it. Think it'll have to be soon!

wil I keep nearly throwing up but not actually vomiting. I had to get back out of bed last night and retch over the bin. Not nice! The poo is all too real though

wil it was partially my own fault, I didn't really want him to ask too many questions about exactly which friends I planned to go and stay in a house in the middle of nowhere for an entire weekend with, so it was easier to agree to take her that fight the point.

juni he's addicted, it wasn't so bad when we both used to sit and play WoW or Rift or Aion or Guild Wars, etc etc but now it's just him I notice just how much time he spends on there. He would get home from work, switch the computer on, sign in to random game and it wouldn't go off until he went to bed, then if he could sneak some time in before work the next morning he'd do it, and on the days he's not at work (I refuse to call them days off, you don't get those with kids. I certainly don't...) the computer would go on straight away and he'd spend the entire day desperately trying to play whilst she tried to get his attention. He's calmed down a bit, he's starting playing with some of the guys at work, and they start playing at 8pm and finish at about 11.30, so with DD going to bed at 8 it means that I can at least get him to take charge of her between getting home and her bed time. And now he generally spends the days he's not at work stomping round doing all the housework that I can't do because the cleaning chemicals make me vom. Though for a man who used to wake up at 6am for his weetabix and computer whether he had work or not, getting him out of bed in the mornings has become a drama since DD was born. I mostly win because I am pretty damned stubborn when it comes to staying under the duvet and am happy to let her sit on my head whilst bludgeoning him with a teddy until he stomps downstairs.

yes cookie I'm waiting on news about how his sudden fall to reality went... or if he just snuck down the pub to avoid it...

gaggia if you see this I'm so very sorry my lovely. Hope you are looking after yourself and being looked after.

furry cookie mr tabby was a bit of a douche last night as well (I called him at 1:30am and asked him to come home as I was feeling ill, couldn't sleep waiting for him to come in and frankly couldn't cope with the thought of someone shitfaced in the bed with me - he said he'd come back but instead pranced off for another beer and got home an hour and a half later by which time my night's sleep was completely trashed). Maybe there was something in the air yesterday.

Glad he's seen sense on the weekend cookie, I'm in a similar position as the one who really wanted a family but DH agreed to it so i can't pile pressure on myself to make fatherhood perfect for him (not saying that's what you're doing but I know it's definitely where I'd be headed if I didn't keep an eye on myself).

ness I totally agree on the glasses and have got more sensitive to the smell since getting pg but am still too lazy to wash them by hand

juni on the cinema front I recommend gone girl if you're into that kind of thing!

boo had to laugh at your dd sitting on your head and bludgeoning him!

I'm in bed and think I can feel some gentle movements in my tummy. I expect I shall have a massive trump in a few minutes - until then, I choose to believe it's the baby.

So I guess the tiredness has gone... I am still wide awake...

Prerty sure my waters just went!!

Eeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkk juni!
What's occurin' now then? You at home or hospital?
Good luck sugar tits x

waiting for mrj to park at hospital then getting checked out. probs go home again. xx

oooooooh juni Exciting times