Just Shagging 12th Thread for graduated viroids

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 11th grads thread...celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed grin

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 27th outing.

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal here once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a secret facebook group, if you want to join, ask in-thread.

So, roll call below please, viroids! smile

I watched don't drop the baby too that mother in law was hideous! The birth scenes on that programme are much more graphic that OBEM

That's one side of the belly... Are anyone else's this bad?!

Stunned silence...

Way too early for me, but Talking of paraphernalia I really want a different buggy this time. I know which one, but got to persuade DH... The one we have from last time is so heavy, and pretty difficult after a CS. So I think this is a good argument?! Also want to get a better sling.

Ness can't see pic as on app!

ness poor you, I haven't got any yet, but my skin bruises, scars, burns etc really easily. So I'm expecting to join you in your tiger marks club!!

Definitely get a new pushchair could which one do you like?

Ness I went on the desk top as I couldn't see from my phone app! They look sore! I had really bad angry ones with DD and they're more silver/ purple now. They don't stay bright forever!

could I'm desperate to get our pram ... And nursery furniture... But not letting ourselves until after 20 week scan, so only a few weeks to go, then im going mad organising!! I just want her room decorated and furniture in it, then I can put things we get her away and I'll relax, atm we have bags of clothes etc just on the floor and I don't like it.

Baby jogger city mini, really lightweight and easy to fold. I was thinking of getting second hand/refurbished to soften the blow! We won't get anything until scans done but need to start working on DH

I'm at home waiting for our mini city baby jogger to be delivered!

ness are they really itchy?
I thought I'd got away with it but their hiding under my bump!

Ooh ness! My boobs were stretch-marked like that last time. Am madly slapping on the bio oil already. We will defo be going second hand with all the gear - last time got our whole pushchair/pram/car seat/rain covers combo plus change bag for £350 on eBay. Bargain! Unfortunately pushchair frame is knackered now so we'll have to get another. How are the other first trimesterers doing? I feel better today (10 weeks on the dot) so really, really hoping I'm turning the corner. On my 3rd bout of thrush already tho (sorry if tmi) Ouch!

They do look sore Ness! I've lost about 5 stone since DS was born so atm my stomach looks like a crumpled up carrier bag anyway, I'm hoping it will help accomodate a new bump?

In the garage we still have our bugaboo bee and the cam which I never got to use the pram part of, so I might use that for the first weeks, then switch to the bee. We also have a BJCM on loan to a friend so hope fully that'll come back in a decent state!

Mine were a lot like that Ness my mum can't remember getting "new" ones when she had me so I'm fx I might get away with it this time.... I have loose skin to fill after all bork

DS's dad used to have a mirror behind the bath taps for shaving (we didn't have a shower) so I knew they were there before I could see them! They looked a wee bit cool straight after (like a giant fire tattoo) but my bikini days were over (not sure they ever began...)

Ooh poor you Splodge! Never had thrush myself lucky bugger but I can imagine it's not much fun

Our stuff is still all in boxes at the minute, I really need to get the nursery up and running!

Ah well, at least the stretch marks will fade... I'd love for them to just stop itching mind!!

ness I was 37+3 when miniLuna came. I'd had a scan at 32+x and 36+6 I think, and they came to the conclusion she'd stopped growing. They never found a reason why, but given that I thought I'd just gone in for them to have a look and then had plans to go shopping for baby stuff I was 100% not prepared to be induced. At least this time I know to be prepared, the bag will be packed and ready from 28 weeks!!

The scan did go well, though is it awful that I was a little bit disappointed there was only one baby? I had somehow convinced myself there were three in there >.<

Tabby you never know, if everything looks fine at 36 weeks they'll leave me to my own devices, buy my family has a bit of a history of early babies anyway, so I will be surprised if bump is still cooking by April 4th :P

Seasoned Grads... Help...... is it totally normal to be as gassy as the hindenberg at 5 weeks? I am so bloated, every time I move I seem to pop an air biscuit, to the point where I feel like a bouncy castle. I have farted non stop for three days.
Also the yawning! The never, ever ending yawning......
And Oddly randy!?!

I'm still gassy at 18 weeks :) fun isn't it?!

Haha Tee, sounds like you're getting all the symptoms at once! I imagine gassy and randy isn't the most ideal combination . I am really bloated atm, it's quite sore.

Will head to the mobile site shortly Ness to check out these infamous stretch marks.

Glad scan went well Luna. I was also secretly hoping for twins before mine. Although now my friend has had twins and is getting about 1 hour sleep a night so I'm quite happy with one!

Sympathies to whoever said they had thrush. I get it when pg too, not fun.

Oh god the bloating, I look about 5 months preg already, it's all air. Wish I was farting more to get it out!!

Oh Ness, they look really sore. They totally will fade but you can definitely have sympathy from me .

I thought I had none last time but as someone else said, they were just underneath my bump and I couldn't see. Also now getting to stage where sorting out bikini line is becoming difficult. What does everyone else do? Just use a mirror?

I accidentally popped an air biscuit while sat down next to DP last night. He was pretty disgusted with me

I'm seriously considering getting mine waxed Wil - it's not even beyond reach for me yet it is just going wild. I have also developed a fluffy tummy.

Hairy and gassy - what a sexy bitch I am

I floated the most orchestral air biscuit getting out of bed this morning, Mr Tee looked horrified - He can't quite fathom that there are real-life symptoms already..
Add Dandruff to that list :(
I will be waxing everything. I have a bit of a fluffy stomach anyway if it's not kept in check

Do you mean you'll be getting it waxed or doing it yourself? Yeah maybe I should do that. Always been nervous of it since episiotomy as scar is quite big but I'm sure they've dealt with that before.

I love that your other halves are disgusted by the farting. What lovely relationships you all must have normally! considers changing locks before MrWil gets home

Oh getting it waxed! No way could I do it myself. I'm one of those women who's had to try and wash a cold wax strip off my leg because I'm too chicken to pull

I think he was more horrified that it was at the dinner table Wil he hasn't mentioned my night time games of 'name that tune - bum style' and to be fair if they're waking me up (heavy sleeper) they must be waking him up too!

It's the way that the mattress amplifies the fart......

I usually go for hot wax and a nice lady who is very quick and talks about her dogs does it for me...Suppose I should get used to people staring at my foof...

rofl I am gassy at the best of times, hubby is about ready to disown me!

I am going to have to draft hubby in to deal with the down below once I can't reach it, I was too embarrassed to ask last time, and it consequently got out of control!! I vaguely remember apologising to midwives for the forest whilst high as a kite on gas and air during labour with miniLuna dies a bit