What about.....
Due March 15 - emerging valiantly from first tri, sanity may or may not be intact
Due March 15 - still sick, still tired, still gassy - awaiting our glow
Due March 2015 - Valiantly riding the morning sickness horse, galloping towards second tri
Due March 2015 - the end of first tri is in sight, our porcelain bowl worship is coming to an end
Due March 2015 - victory over the vomit on the way to second tri
Due March 2015 - sleep, sickness, silliness and definitely no sex, second tri here we come
All suggestions welcome!