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January 2014 (thread 9) Pregnancy half time is over. Fast growing bumps, braxton hicks and we thought we would worry less!

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Frizz1986 · 11/09/2013 12:55

Hope its ok me setting up a new thread.
Couldnt see one, but if I am just being blind please tell me.....

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HumptyDumptyBumpty · 18/09/2013 20:18

sultana they can't be bothered by it, or they wouldn't do it. For example, I LOATHE people dawdling along platforms, particularly in pairs/groups - I have to get all the way down the Central Line platform at my stop to have a chance of getting on the train and to be near enough to the exit to make my change in under 10 mins (at Bank - platform there is horrific, you need to be by the exit). Hence, I either look over my shoulder to my 'blind spot' when walking so that I can move if needed (if I need to walk slowly), or walk right by the wall, so that I take up the least possible space. I do the same on the stairs - I'm slow these days, but I keep right over to the edge and tuck my bag out of the way so others can pass.

I'm one of those awful people though, who thinks that if they say things to the 'offenders' often enough, that eventually word will get round/the momentum will change the tide of downright stupidity. E.g. today - walking past Argos, not right next to the wall/steps down, but clearly walking past, purposefully - and a chap wanders down the steps, into my path (he saw me, as he looked at me directly, I saw him clock the bump), and stops dead, and checks his phone. So, because I am awful, I stopped dead too, instead of steering around him, waited until he looked at me, and said 'SERIOUSLY?' in a most aggrieved tone, before walking off. I know that's not actually going to help, but it makes me feel better. As I said - because I'm horrid. Grin

Frizz1986 · 18/09/2013 20:19

Oh wow ladies. It seems like its been a bad day. I have been on the warpath too and my boss was warning people to keep clear!

One of the "management" team basically spent the whole day pissing around. He kept disappearing and locking himself away in the boss' office as the boss wasnt in today. It was basically because i think he didnt want to do any work. His phone trips to mine when he doesnt pick up and he would sit there chatting away to someone and not pick up his phone! I wanted to punch him. He is crap at his job anyway and me and my boss spend all our time mopping up after him, but the big boss loves him. We refer to him as 'the highest paid admin clerk ever' as when he is off my boss covers her job and his with no issues, and when he is in he just seems to spend the daywandering around doing nothing.

Then our holiday board for next year went up and one of the guys rolled over and booked off christmas next year....yes next year!! Bearing in mind he has worked with us for 2 years and he has had every christmas off since he joined already. As soon as the board goes up he puts his stickers up. No checking with others on his desk. He doesnt have small kids, but others on his desk do and they have had to work the last few christmases because he has taken it off. I commented to him when he was at the board because you are supposed to get all holidays authorised with your team leader and his response was 'well no one else is off'. Um yeah thats because the board only went up today and noone else is so rude that they are booking christmas next year off!
Apparently he then told his desk that it is first come first served and he got his stickers up first. I hope that they complain as he hasnt authorised it and he is being a bit of a dick!! Although said team leader for his desk is 'highest paid admin clerk' cuntpuffin!

Oh and i kept finding mistakes that people had made all of which adds to my work load as I waste time checking and correcting all the stuff they do wrong.

Have been ranting all day!! Glad that others are feeling it too. I really thought the pg rage had missed me out!

Really want some stodgy takeaway, followed by cake, biscuits, chocolate and a big cheese toastie!! Arghhhh

And also MIL called to make sure i knew i needed to get whooping cough and flu vaccine as i am pg. Duh! Does she think the MW wont have told me.

My god humpty what gave you started! Lol! Smile

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Frizz1986 · 18/09/2013 20:24

That should have been what have you started lol.

toby glad u dont have to go bak for a while

Sorry to humpty and all others for their, lets face it... 'Shitty' days.

Heres to a nice rest of the week. I hope!

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HumptyDumptyBumpty · 18/09/2013 20:37

frizz welcome, welcome! Come in! Make yourself at home. We have plenty of rage here today, for your browsing pleasure. Bring and buy, swap it, enter the tombola and win a ragey prize - it's the Rage Fete!

I really have started something. Oh dear.

Quick, everyone - let's tell each other jokes before we hit critical mass and small planets start to be sucked into the Vortex of Rage (patent pending).

I'll go first:
How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?
Footprints in the custard.

Grin
Toothfairy78 · 18/09/2013 20:41

How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, one to climb the ladder and the other to hold the penis...I mean lightbulb.

extracrunchy · 18/09/2013 20:49

Hahaha love it I am also ANGRY today.

Here's a plus - when DCs arrive (if you haven't got them already) and people continue to get in the way, you can play being rude to people via your babies. So much fun. "Ooh what a horrible rude lady, eh DC? And hasn't she got a big fat bottom and silly hair? Yes she has yes she has"

Angelesque · 18/09/2013 20:52

I am loving the rage on here tonight ladies! Keep it up!

HumptyDumptyBumpty · 18/09/2013 20:57

tooth, that is OFFICIALLY my new favourite joke!

extra oooh, pass-agg rage expression via innocent children! I love it! I knew there was a reason I got upduffed.

Okay - inspired by tooth:

How many bosses does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one - they hold the bulb, and the world revolves around them.

MrsGSR · 18/09/2013 21:02

I'm loving your ideas for justice humpty!

I think we all need some cake, and maybe toby's brownies too, and a hot chocolate....

BookTart · 18/09/2013 21:03

Oh god, if I start I may never stop. Yesterday I shouted at everyone. Luckily I was working from home today, otherwise you would know me by the trail of dead....

Sultanajo · 18/09/2013 21:03

OMG am in stitches! Grin Grin Grin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh... have u heard that one before? My bad! Wink

Sultanajo · 18/09/2013 21:05

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from all the fuckwits and cuntpuffins!,Grin

Spacefrog35 · 18/09/2013 21:07

I've had a massively ranty day, everyone and everything set me off, there must be something in the air today that only our hypersensitive pregnant noses can detect!

Oh & I'm massively sorry if this offends anyone but it's my favourite joke.

What's got 2 legs & bleeds?

Half a dog

(Sorry did warn you)

Toothfairy78 · 18/09/2013 21:15

LOL! Space!

Nope not easily offended here!

Frizz1986 · 18/09/2013 21:17

Lol to all the jokes!!
Dh just made me hot choc with marshmallows. I knew i married him for a reason.

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Sultanajo · 18/09/2013 21:21

Yay ladies! Things are looking up! Grin

extracrunchy · 18/09/2013 21:22

Ooh ooh what do you call a blind deer?
No idea.

sarahleanne · 18/09/2013 21:33

Ive had a shit day!! Woke up to a pissing massive house spider on my bedroom floor and I hate spiders as in i screamed like a ten year old girl! Then my alcoholic client rang me to ask a favour that I cannot be assed to go into but it totally screwed my day up and meant I had to ring sister in law to collect kids from school and nursery. Then piss head client breathed alcohol breath all over me for 2 whole hours and I mean stale hasnt bothered to brush teeth and had white lighting cider for breakfast breath which was literally making me urge, then he made me late leaving so I got home late!! Then im home for an hour and theres a big pissing house spider in the hallway so I hairsprayed the little shit to death and broke him in half with a plate. Dh only went away yesterday I swear the little bastards hide until hes gone!!

sarahleanne · 18/09/2013 21:35

Ive just realised I have just made myself sound like a whore haha, replace client with service user .

MrsGSR · 18/09/2013 21:49

Sarah spiders in this house hide until DH goes away to. The bastards.

MrsGSR · 18/09/2013 21:50

Just to clarify, the spiders are bastards, not our DHs!

extracrunchy · 18/09/2013 22:03

Wait wait wait what do you call a blind deer with no legs??

Toothfairy78 · 18/09/2013 22:06

We interrupt this joke with a newsflash...

DH is back and commenced bribing me with rolos!

HumptyDumptyBumpty · 18/09/2013 22:20

space that is an excellent joke. Excellent. Grin

sarah well done for spider-murder, you have clearly done more than your fair share now - time for someone else to have to hairspray/lighter, vacuum, squash or otherwise exterminate the little fuckers.

Well done the DHs who are appeasing the rage. Mine has made me coffee ice cream milkshake. He is now allowed to approach me without being snarled at.

extra still no idea...

extracrunchy · 18/09/2013 22:23

YES. I love that. I'm sad aren't it?

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