Ok ladies as its Friday night I've got a well TMI story to tell you, so if very esily offended ignore and don't read.
I was actually horrified today and realised this pushing a baby out lark is going to be very painful, I will now fill you in (if you're still reading of course) how I came to this earth and every bloody thing else shattering conclusion.
It involves sainsburys and pregnacare.
So today I was doing my weekly shop freshly back from my hol in Wales, half way around sainsburys I had to go to the toilet, not a this can wait kind of feeling, but literally crap I need to go. I abandoned my trolley and off I went.
I settled down and prepared to, well, go for a number 2.
Oh my god. Talk about bloody constipation, I was dying to go, but no amount of jiggling, rocking backwards or forwards or anything was working, thankfully in our toilets they are very considerate and have hand rails for more elderly customers, handbag was chucked on the floor and I had a death grip on each rail, knuckles turning white, I tell you I panted like I had been to numerous ante natal groups, and had frigging spots dancing in front of my eyes, if I'd been at home I woud have yelled fr good measure but as this would likely call attention to my plight I bit down on my coat instead.
Finally, finally after an age the issue was resolved, however I'm dead certain that what I did, was nowhere near the size of a baby ( I didn't look, that would be too gross even by my standards) but it can't have been, which means I am going to die when I have it get a baby out. Anyway I'm so pleased to share my concerns with you and I've ditched pregnacare now in favour of colic acid :)