Welcome Sickntired, Hello all....
I am having the stitch thing too...can be really painful, esp after coughing or sneezing or stretching.... did have a bad combination the other week where I sneezed and caused one whilst on loo...Ouch!!! 
Glad i am not the only one in 'sensible shoes' mode, Abbey... have morphed into dumpling who doesn't wear anything without first making sure it's 'comfy'. What happened to fashion? killer heels? wonderbras? It's all jogging pants, bras like my nan's, and trainers now. And all the magazines are full of their trendy new slimline spring collections.... Like I want to know! Yeah, whatever...take your mini skirts away from me, love....
Can't believe I still have 15 weeks to go til D-day. Seems like an age. Baby is already feeling the size of a three year old. Am convinced he will come out in school uniform..
Bump has got a wobbly bit at the bottom where belly has just kind of 'flopped'. This is currently disguised by the lump above, but once that's gone, am sure belly will droop down to knees and I'll need to secure it with bulldog clips when wearing shorts...
Have also experienced the 'everyone thinks you're about to give birth' scenario. The security guard on the door at tesco sees me most days, as my memory is so bad I am always forgetting shopping. Every time I go through the doors, he nods and looks at my bump with a knowing smile. He's been doing that since November. The man must be starting to wonder whether it's just a cushion up there..
Also, weird things are happening to my bladder. I am sat on my sofa, full of the joys of chocolate, when suddenly I am bursting to go. No warning. No subtle build up. Zero to breaking point in about 15 seconds. I then have to do a mad dash to loo and have (ahem) had occasion to not get there quite in time. My pelvic floor muscles seem to have gone the same way as my abs. None existent. Miriam Stoppard's book doesn't mention developing your own water feature...
But hey... am actually enjoying this pregnancy malarkey! Am not sure whether I am going to be able to stop rubbing my tummy once baby is born. I don't notice half the time I'm doing it. Can get away with it now, but when he's 15 and I'm at his parents evening, it may get embarassing...
On a bright note...Mr Samuels - the bottomly challenged cat- has managed not to poo in the bath this week. This is progress. I may soon be able to have friends round again.
Well....its 130pm, I'm still in my jim jams and need to go and turn myself into a chic 30 something mum2be who will dazzle on the school run.....this may take some time.
Hope you are all well and are eating plenty of chocolate and cake 
Kathryn x