Hello all,
Well, am 24 weeks now and have finally passed the 'viability' hurdle. Whilst hoping that baby decides to stay put for a good while yet, at least now I know if the worst happens, he has a chance at being ok... Will now focus on week 28 goal instead (as having at least one permanent worry in pregnancy seems to be compulsory for me)
Amazing how one little bundle can take over your world.... 
Glad someone else is having bladder and bottom kicks... am now at the stage where I am wincing every two seconds and look like I have a bad tic. Teenage daughter has also informed me that I am still at the 'She could just be fat, not pregnant' stage...Gosh, pregnancy does wonders for one's attractiveness...
By the way, while on my weekly rant, have anyone's pets been behaving funny around them? My cat, Mr Samuels -normally a very discerning gentleman- has taken to pooing in the bath. It is usually by the plug hole as if he is trying to be helpful by aiming for the sewer...
The worst thing is when you have not noticed, then a friend pops round for coffee, uses your loo, and then after she leaves (without saying anything) you find it. Did my friend not mention it because she thinks a) I did it? b) I am a dirty scrubber who encourages my pets to use bath as bidet c) She didn't see it, and therefore assumed noxious smell was remnant of human activity???? 
Have tried telling him off but he just goes off into a corner and preens his man bits. (typical bloke)
Well, have midwife appointment this pm and at the moment am still in baggy pink velour jogging suit type combo...accompanied by best bed socks and remnants of last week's fake tan, so do have quite a lot of prep to get through before I can safely leave the house. The main chore is to do my legs just incase midwife wants to check for swelling . Have done this before every appointment so far and she has never asked to see my ankles, but you can guarantee the day I don't bother, she will pounce....Can imagine her writing on my notes now..."Appears to have let herself go.Has Sherwood forest type growth on legs. Will prescribe Immac." 
Will therefore go now and perform topiary, find maternity jeans that make me look least like an egg cup, and check bath for presents before heading off to doctors and interacting with scary outside world. A woman's work is never done.
Hope everyone is well xx