The PESH in a manger

[LadyGoneGaga]

No booze for our heads,
No clubbing, no Class A's,
No more pants of red

The midwives in the hossie,
Looked down where we lay,
A bunch of old, evil hags,
Fucked on Gas and A.

Ho, ho, ho you bunch of Hoes.

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13

UPDIFFED

maswera, can't possibly be having a baybee next week, due December 11
PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25
MrsFC, joining whether she wants to or not, due 22 Jan
ChoChoSan, "and Lo! The lord did resurrect her petrified womb", due 31 Jan
CluckyKate, hatching an egg, due February 2
Perfect Dromedary, defied medical science, due February 24
Muser, blooming at last, due February 27
Ginhag, reckless cake-carrier, due 28th Feb
Medee, finally over the Haribo craving, due March 12
Casserole, completely out of witty things to add, due April 8
Scorpette, now carrying a RL baby in addition to Clothilda and the squid, due 18th May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish)
Rocketleaf, no longer jealous of morning sickness, due 1 June.
Twinkle Toes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 23 June.
LadyGoneGaga, Compulsive Stick pisser, due 28 July

Good luck for the scans Orcs and GG. Seems only 5 mins ago I was having one of those. I also found it vey difficult to connect with the Shrimp until I'd seen the proof with my own eyes. Can't bloody miss it now!

Right, carrot and coriander soup, here I come...

Come on babies! Make your debut.

I have had another midwife appointment. Bloods all fine. Blood pressure fine. Measuring fine. Heartbeat good. And best of all my GTT tests were fine. Pass the cake hags!

hurrah for cake!

Hello PESHies. After early expensive scan yesterday where I saw baybee and heard it's teeny little heartbeat I am feeling a little more PESH-like

Mooser Bananas. They stop cramping, but obviously only if you eat them during the day, not actually at cramp-time, which is terribly inconvenient, but still... Glad your appointment went well

Roquet hope the obviously excellent test results get back sharpish and put you out of your waiting misery.

Mas try a long-ish car drive. That resulted in a 3.5 hour labour for me. Summat about vibrations. Or something.

Hurrah for scan, Milano! Muchos relief.

Passes muse a large slice of carrot cake...t'is on of your 5 a day, doncha know.

great scan news, Milano!

Yay Milano!

Ah lovely news milanos!!!

Had a lovely day today. Massive buffet, Xmas jumpers (home made) very little work. Off out for a meal after work paid for by the company and a mooch round the Xmas Market. I might actually miss this place (for about 24 seconds)

sozzer, muse was on my phone before so couldn't scroll too far down, that is most excellent news about the clear test results and go ahead for cake consumption :O here have a 'blondie' (white chocolate brownie) They have gone down a storm today.

pol takeaway and paper plates until you lay, sorted.

ourkid good news re: the sickness abating, hope it's the beginning of feeling more chipper for you. Tonnes of luck for the scan tomorrow but everything will be fine, so no more freaky dreams plz, so there.

C'mon where the baybee laying at?

Squeeeeeeeeakkkk!! We haz a pink gusset!!

Oooh. Go mas!

Any twinges? How exciting!

Remember, shelling peas, ok

ooh, mas!!!

Ooh Mas how exciting, you will be meeting your baby soon! Go baybeeMas!! Any twinges yet?

Nothing doing here. I will be mostly spending the evening (assuming I can stay awake) bouncing on the birth ball and tweaking nips. Had midwife today and all is fine although bad BP has crept up again. Obviously my visualisation technique did not work last night, although considering I fell asleep before I finished it, it is not surprising. Lower number (diastolic?) is now 84 (booking in was 62) and they have set an upper limit of 95 for home birth. Must get baybee out before it creeps up any more. I reckon Sunday is a good day for laying - that is my aim.

Ooh I'm so excited for Mas! Lets hope your midwife was right and baybee glides out easily.

Ooh ooh ooh, go go mas!!!!!

Am trying not to go for a rummage every 5 minutes (and so the circle completes....!), but last time I checked there was a bit more.... Not a lot else going on - getting BHs - but have been for ages...

Making chutney to distract myself!

Squeeeeeeeak!

Ooooh, I read 'pink gusset' and thought Mas had laid a gurl for a few secs! Go Mas, Go Mas!

Mas, your comment about the gusset-checking circle completing made me proper laugh out loud; you keep yourself going through the hard stages of the sneezing with your ace sense of humour. Good luck and keep us all updated as and when you can XXXX

Huzzah for RomanHoliday's excellent scan and huzzah for Rocket's day of free feasting and knitwear and huzzah once more for Muser's cakey go-ahead; if you don't have diabetes now, you will do by the new year, huh?! (Sorry, I know it's no joke really).

Am feeling a bit poo - got 4 hours sleep due to severity of headache and now have headache and awful reflux, despite taking my drucks. Funtimes! Looking at 'puter screen hurts my eyes, but will be defo checking obsessively on Mas-Watch

Snogs and novelty frying pans to the face for all!

PS Meds, great stuff about the One Born Every Minute Xmas baybee thang :) I will be watching and sniffling happily like a loon, fo sho!

whooooooooo mas go! Very exciting. Hope is a polite sneeze and you have your baybee by tomorrow breakfast.

"may the circle (of gusset checking) be unbroken!

By and baybee, by and by"

Keep bouncing pol

I'm all bounced out now Rocket. There is something quite wrong about bouncing on a ball, watching tv whilst tweaking ones nips.

Have you laid yet Mas?

I am watching the first episode of Any Given Heart. Am rather enjoying it. Anyone else seen it?

Sorry... meant Any Human Heart. Twat.

keep seeing the trailers and thinking ti looked god, but haven't seen any of them. will try and catch em on 4 od. off to bed right now, pooped.

too pooped to type even remotely coherently, obviously

I have them all zapped, but not yet watched.

I downloaded them, watched the first one. It made me want the sechs. The FC has been wholly uninterested since the win, I am missing it. I am actually looking forward to after Xmas when he knows we will have resume normal practices...