The PESH Deli - Going MAD for Hallowe'en.

[Scorpette]

Tales from the dark side, from a coven of evil hags obsessed with ghoulies. Hellish talk of FJ and puke will chill you to the marrow. Unspeakable horrors from our uterine crypts do creep - but thankfully, we're also having baybees...

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.

UPDIFFED

silversky, the biggest farter, due 18 October (first baybee).
Honeymoo, 3 wees a night, due October 31 (boy).
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6.
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November 14.
ReginaMonologue, knows when all the sales are, due November 20 (boy).
maswera, jungle hottie, due December 11.
PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25.
ChoChoSan, "and Lo! The lord did resurrect her petrified womb", due 31 January.
CluckyKate, hatching an egg, due February 2.
Perfect Dromedary, defied medical science, due February 24.
Ginhag, reckless cake-carrier, due 28th Feb
Muser, will she ever stop puking?, due February 27.
Medee, finally over the Haribo craving, due March 12.
Casserole, living on hula hoops, due April 10.
MrsFC, joining whether she wants to or not, due 22 Jan.
Scorpette, now carrying a RL baby in addition to Clothilda and the squid, due 21 May.
Rocketleaf, no longer jealous of morning sickness, due 3 June.
Twinkle Toes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 23 June.

So come on in and leave your broomsticks and pointy hats by the door!

Electronic gates of course.
We have a leaf blower in our (new) shed but it is borrowed and is nearly the size of our postage stamp garden.

Mais oui. With a little remote control you can press from your car.

Our back yard is under a massive tree, I may look into this for practise you understand.

MrsFC I woz only joking. Well. No, I would like off street parking - but I suspect I may have to upgrade to Mr Moo II first.

Been on the move and not caught up, but want to send MASSIVE love to extreme, along with hair strokes and strong flames. x

I live in East London, not the cool & trendy Bow/Victoria Park area, but nearer Essex...

And honestly it's not posh - it's where the front garden would be, and you just squeeze a car in which then sticks into the road annoying all the parents walking their children to school...

I would like mini crunchies & raspberry ripple ice cream please. Pass them over this way.

I may have finished them, but I will open the mini maltesers for you... Must buy more labour snax tomorrow.

I went to a friends for lunch today and she made chicken with 40 cloves of garlic. It was amazing. I probably reek now. I made lemon & ginger cake, which was also amazing.

Supper has been chocolate with added chocolate. Getting Bob to dance for Scan 2 tomorrow.

Nom nom nom.

ooo good luck mooz xx

mrsFC not much left in the tub. Soz.

Easy done silv. Good luck for your scan muse x

Is scan 2 the 4d one? Gooooooood luck, hope he waves for the camera.

Not 4D. After speaking to the very nice lady at the centre we are just having the 20 week scan redone. So we can see all the bits that make up our baby and understand whatever it was they were doing last time.

Sorry to disappoint Silvio but you'll still look preggers after baybee arrives.

Loads of sticklebrick sticky vibes for Extreme

Dishwasher salt is good to have - cheap too I think. Glad someone else is worried about snow & ice.....our Hippo homework the other week was to discuss worries with HI. MrCluck snorted with laughter when I told him & said I was being ridiculous. He has since seen the error of his ways & bought me steak, flowers & choccies but am still annoyed .

Fingers crossed Bob behaves for the scan Muse

My manager has already told me that if we have another icy spell I am not to try to come in and work from home. I highly recommend having a male manager with 2 small children. Very understanding.

Muse, you seem to have the nicest boss in the world. Is he, in fact, Buddha?

evening ladies.

Hello Medee, how has your weekend been?

Scorps, boss is not buddha. He is too skinny for that. But he is fab.

twas great, was home in Glasgow, met up with girlfriends today, incl one who is due 3 days before me, so lots of baby chat; visited Glasgow Pram Centre (worth a look online for all - massive range); and experienced first random people touching my bump- completely unexpectedly one of MrM's friends, and another of his friend's dad. BIzarre!

Oh dear, bump touching. I am really not ready for that. One of my friends did it to me in a jokey way. I was not impressed.

Sounds like a good weekend though. Have you made a pram decision?

kate I won't look full term tho!

Hi meds!

My hands and feet are really really really really dry and chapped. Not pleasant and feel very uncomfortable.

Have just had a sneaky unintentional snooze on the sofa and woke up to The Only Way is Essex - unbelievable programme. Truly.

meds I had someone stroke my bump last week, someone I know but they were stroking my belly button (which I cannot stand at the minute as makes me feel physically sick) was all I could do not to knock them to the floor.

I don't do bump touching. I see the hand moving and I raise mine in the way, fendng them off. It makes me cross.

The Only Way is Essex is a scary programme, lots of the bars round here are filled with girls just like that.

Very few people have tried it with me. Mebbe cos I iz intimidating and rockard? Actually that's a lie someone did once and I found it quite embarrassing.

It's happened three times by people I know and one was a random. Can't say I was too bovvered either way. All haz been wimminz.

Good luck extreme.

silver, in defiance of cluckykate my tummy disappeared within 3 days. When I say "my tummy", clearly I mean Bear, I never did have a washboard to start with but it went back to "normal" almost immediately. You might not want to check your arse though.

medee I have been totally overwhelmed by the generosity shown by Glasgwegians I've never met. Billy seems to think it's just a different "type" of people and Glaswegians are used to mucking in together. [tears]

Only one uninvited person touched my bump - it was on the way to the midwife the day I went to hospital. We now call her "the woman who gave me pre-eclampsia".

silver Eating for energy = very good, but try and keep the fibre up. You don't wish to be um... "straining" later in the week. I lived on pumpernickel bread. It's like eating reconstituted horse food, but it cleans yer pipes.