The PESH Deli - Going MAD for Hallowe'en.

[Scorpette]

Tales from the dark side, from a coven of evil hags obsessed with ghoulies. Hellish talk of FJ and puke will chill you to the marrow. Unspeakable horrors from our uterine crypts do creep - but thankfully, we're also having baybees...

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.

UPDIFFED

silversky, the biggest farter, due 18 October (first baybee).
Honeymoo, 3 wees a night, due October 31 (boy).
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6.
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November 14.
ReginaMonologue, knows when all the sales are, due November 20 (boy).
maswera, jungle hottie, due December 11.
PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25.
ChoChoSan, "and Lo! The lord did resurrect her petrified womb", due 31 January.
CluckyKate, hatching an egg, due February 2.
Perfect Dromedary, defied medical science, due February 24.
Ginhag, reckless cake-carrier, due 28th Feb
Muser, will she ever stop puking?, due February 27.
Medee, finally over the Haribo craving, due March 12.
Casserole, living on hula hoops, due April 10.
MrsFC, joining whether she wants to or not, due 22 Jan.
Scorpette, now carrying a RL baby in addition to Clothilda and the squid, due 21 May.
Rocketleaf, no longer jealous of morning sickness, due 3 June.
Twinkle Toes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 23 June.

So come on in and leave your broomsticks and pointy hats by the door!

honey play on your laptop when the cleaner is there & pretend you are 'working from home', that's what I do.

And tired hmmm??? Maybe you should POAS....

Sorry about your bad night score, can you catch up on sleep today maybe?

rocket, I'm with you on the work thang. So bored. And I have the worst back ache, evan after stealing headbangers chair & footrest.

How was the relexology silver?

I have a question - who was the original BESH?

Ha ha, yes maybe I am preggo... good point.

And VERY good question MrsFC. You get full marks for ingenuity today.

I need some cake.

I'm mulling over the creation of address labels and whether to do birth announcement plus Xmas card later or just one card. See how bored I am?

Wonderful news about the scan laurie. You are having a baybee!

Silver if it reassures at all I found out recently my mum was induced with all 3 of us, with the drip thing. No idea why. She said labour was fine all 3 times and she did it all with gas and air. So induction doesn't have to be awful. I still think your doctor is an arse mind.

Scorps poor you, that sounds grim. I felt really sick last night as well. My lovely medium rare steak tasted like ashes to me and made me want to puke. I think it's safe to say Bob does not like steak. Little sod.

This morning I went for a massage at the spa where we're staying while TBG went and walked up a mountain. Massage was blissful, although I did start feeling really sick towards the end and had to get her to raise the bed up so I was sitting more as I went all cold and fainty. But it was still lovely.

Best bit though. At the end she took me throught to the relaxation room. All red lighting, double beds and soft music. And then she told me I could stay there as long as I liked and even have a little sleep.

Telling a pregnant woman she can have a nap is the best. 45 mins later I woke up feeling all refreshed. Went and had a soak in their rooftop infinity pool looking out over Loch Lomond. It was blissful. Not too hot a pool so I could stay in for ages and it had a jacuzzi bit. And then there was champagne. I would like to do it all again now pls.

Muser that sounds a-mazing. Lucky lucky lucky you.

Ooh muse, that sounds bloody lovely that does.

So WAS the original BESH then? Was it you hon?

Muse I am at my desk swooning. Swooning. That massage & relaxation sounds absolutely wonderful.

Thanks for all your kind & patient words about my scan. You'd swear by my reaction I was the first person to ever have one

Nooooooooooo don't credit me with such originality and wit! I dunno who it was... I just read the threads and thought that they all sounded like a very witty bunch of cliquey fuckers and much more interesting than threads like "I've just missed my period, could I be pregnant" etc.

The above was meant to read in a complementary sense to the original BESHes by the way. :)

Muser I am BESIDE myself with envy! Sounds amazing. But after your pukiness it's no less than you deserve.

Just popped into to check if there's any laying going on. No? Ok.

Not in these 'ere parts. I may lay a biscuit soon if I don't stop gobbling but other than that, no live human baybees yet.

Complimentary NOT complementary. I DO apologise.

Does laying on the sofa with a giant bar of chocolate resting on my bump count? Isn't it amazing how well a bump works as a chocolate/biscuit/cake resting place?

Tis mother nature at her best. I could also fit a whole fondue set with bread basket on mine actually.

I think Ski and chocho could elaborate who was around originally.

I am pleased with my first batch of chutney. It looks very festive (apple, onion, giner and cranberry). I think I will do second batch tonight which will be of apple and date variety. I am going to have it with loads of pate and soft runny cheese and shit loads of red wine in about 2 weeks!

muser I am ver ver of your mini break. That sounds like my kind of place.

Right, let's see if I can post this time...

Fab news on the scan lozza, muchly pleased for you. x

The Dawn of the BESH

BESH was born here: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/733956-Mid-Thirties-First-time-TCC

In order of arrival:
donttrythisathome
me
laurielou
VAG
Cossie
wildfig
Aerie
Skater
cunty
cheggers

We have a fucking awesome success rate for a bunch of old soaks!

Muse, sorry about the steak (I love it, so feel your pain), but am vvvvvvvvvv about your amazing pampering. I asked TYF if he would take me to a spa and the cleverclogs asked if a Happy Shopper would do. [hangry] When I then asked if it had an infinity pool overlooking Loch Lomond, he retorted that there is a large puddle in the car park. Hmmmph!

I had a lovely nap this avo too and woke up to find TYF gently snoring with his head in the crook of my arm. Now he's blitzing the house so it'll look lovely for my b-day tomorrow. Worra star. Spa comments forgiven!

Lozza, you might not be the first person to have ever had a scan, but we know how hard-won all our scans were/are and each one makes all of us happy. No BESH left behind, remember!

muse spa sound like utter bliss, i am very {[henvy]

scorps chortled at TYF, he's funny :o ahem, sorry, not funny at all, naughty TYF not offering to take you to a spa IMMEDIATELY.

Nah, it was v funny. I luffs him for his sense of humour, not his cash [hgrin] It's part of our shtick that we pretend to get words wrong, ie spa/Spar.

Secks - done
Ball bouncing - done (thats preggo ball you filthy tarts)
RLT - done
Reflexology - done (OMFG - Amayzing)
Spicy hot curry at local Indian - done (my poor tum)
Pineapple - next in line
Praying to Mother Nature - all day long

Now where is this baybee!!!!

C'mon, BabySilver, pop out tomorrow to share my birthday (and Lyra's)!!! Good luck [hsmile]

silver I admire your dedication to the cause - and quite frankly if I were you I would be B.O.R.E.D. by now. The irony is of course that once you're in labour you're quite likely to utter the phrase "HI, let's go home, I've changed my mind." Didn't Cossie's husband drag her out on daily 5 mile walks kicking her up the chuff every time she dropped below 12mph?

Silver I'm vay impressed by that list. I'll pray to Mother Nature for you too. And add a few more nipple tweaks. Not for you, I just enjoy it .

Mr Loz is already in danger of wearing out the scan pics. He went to bed early to read last night & when I joined him he was fast asleep with the pics on his chest. Sentimental old fool.

Scorps isn't there something going on today? Can't quite remember...... oh yeah

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU YOUNG LUSH!

Fucknut Friday: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/pregnancy/1071839-Loud-music-dangerous

I would however be interested in any ideas anyone has as to how we might "test for damage" given the baybee is still in uterus. Should we excavate it via the catflap, stick a sonar in its ear and then shove it back in? What if it is damaged? Will she terminate?

Shit I forgot the nip tweaks!!!

Happy Biffday PESHs! < delivers gin fizzes in abundance >

ponio once again you make me laff. Hard. Have image of poor coss needed treatment for poorly foof.