The PESH Deli - No ESH left behind

[PerfectDromedary]

I have opened the virtual gin, found the Desperate Romantics and am about to start playing I've Never. Who's with me?

MrsFc Have you actually got four ESH friends of FB? If so, I have been stalking you admiring your wit for some time and actually thought one BESH had become your friend after flirting with you via another BESH's page...

And I think I might have seen your bump.

But then, I could have put 2 and 2 together and come up with a kookabura.

mrsFC can I be your friend???? Am friends with those beshies also, am only on fb for besh-related chat so you should be able to spot me...

I didn't like to name check you cass, Just in case you had thought better of your friendship with me! Off to lurk & find you too gin.. Yup - my bump is on show on hb's page..

God, my eyes hurt

Can I have some more ESH fb friends too? Dont know where to find you... Any cryptic clues? Am friends with curly, muser and cunty. In a red dress...

Laughing cass!

Your wish is my command Honey!

I'm following cass honey - I don't know curly Muser or cunty in RL. But I REALLY want to. Maybe they'll be my friend if I'm yours *honey!

I want more friends! Mememe!

Oy! I go out for a couple of hours and you all bugger off to a new fred!

Quick update: saw mw this morning and she offered me q sweep casually, and wasn't remotely bothered when I declined. Phew. I'm booked in for next week (41+3) and at that stage they will talk about induction - all seems v casual and late in the process to.me but I did get them to double check and apparently it is fine. So likely induction q week today. Clint is apparently quite engaged and back to back, so am typing while leaning over birth ball.

Have had cake.today, am craving hula hoops now though.

gin hope you hear back soon.

Muser! Please can I be your friend? Can I Can I ? I'm friends with HB, Cass, drom & score And I have a stupid first name. (My Mum was a hippy - what can I say) And I've just written on cass's wall...

Have you tried reflexology vag? That can sometimes start things off. And if it doesn't it's still REALLY nice.

I LOVE your first name MrsFC!

You can have my stockpile of Hulahoops VAG, last month they were all I wanted and this month they make me barf.

Speed date? It's like primary school.

Haggles What Cass said about ringing to reassure. What's the pain like now?

Afternoon you lot!

First day of ML almost completed : check!
MW appt : check
Housework : errrrrrmmmmm negatory

MW appt went well, tho saw another one as my "regular" is sick. All is good in bumpville. Tho I am measuring a bit bigger than my current stage, heartbeart heard, bp good and the head is down with it's back on my side, she says the baby seems to be looking up at me. Guess I need to do a bit of work in that dept.

I am shattered!

I'll have any spare pain au chocs going! My favourite!!

I feel very new girl reading about you all being FB friends. I shall stick around for a while and hope that you find the new bug entertaining. Although I am already Muser's friend of course, and Medee's. And I missed being on the list!

Fingers crossed for a speedy ring of reassurance.

i have reached out to you fc, but forgot to add a message

hah! styffy do you have something in common with a celeb who laid baybee this year?

Ooh silver mat leave is just fab. It's for relaxing, not housework.

gin? You've gone quiet. You ok? Hope you're at the MW & all is well x

In taxi home so will do proper fb stalking when I get home. Hello mrs fc and cass in rl!

Are we Facebook friends Styffy? I confess, although I know who you are elsewhere I am seriously hopeless at ever remembering anyone's real name. So I always find it difficult matching people up. If I ever go to an ESH meet I will offend you all by calling you the wrong name.

Taxi home honey? Travel in style. Most excellent.

WHERE THE FUCK IS GIN?

I'm off home from t'office now, but am a bit bothered...