What do you call your little boy's willy please?

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Ds is now 18mo. Today dh asked "what are we going to call ds's penis?". I replied "Bert" but apparently this wasn't helpful

Suggestions and ideas please so I can present a list of options to dh. Thankyouverymuch.

WILLY

BOBBY

willy works for us

willy (well, "wiwwy" in ds1's case )

Erm, why not .....

Penis?

DS knows his as his penis, sometimes he shortens it to peepee

Willy or sometimes willy woo woo :o

and we also have ballie wallies pmsl

Straight forward willy in our house, although caught DH calling it a winky yesterday .

both willy and penis so far

and balls and testicles :o

willy

This thread is no way going to get as long as the vulva/flower/tuppence one

Good point fastasleep. Not sure if that would be ok at nursery/school etc. Not sure why I think that may be an issue, perhaps because I know too many repressed people?!

It's a willy for the two older boys but the littley calls it awee-wee

with fastasleep here - we've always said penis without thinking about it.

another son with a willy here!

tidgy widgy or tiddles

Pruni

I accidentally referred to ds1's as his "nob" once while talking to dh (we suspected he might have balanitis) and ds1 heard and went around the house saying "my nob looks really sore" for half a day. Luckily he had forgotten it by the time I took him to the GP

penis but he calls his testicles balls (or sometimes he tries to say Jackson Pollocks because he's heard his dad say that ggggrrrrr)

hausfrau - tell me about it. Ds1 and ds2 will both sit in the bath comforting themselves!

This thread reminds me of a friend who had to inform the reception class teacher about an op her son was due to have a few years ago.

Friend struggled with what term to use, so teacher just said "Do you mean his penis Mrs *?" Exit one flustered red-faced mum.

wanger, nob, little sausage, or just plain ol' willy....though usually a wanger.

DS (5) has recently called it his penis with a huge grin, i think he thinks its a bit rude or something lol

willy

think i shoudl add that we lived with my parents and my 5 younger brothers for the past year and as they range from 4-14 he has pretty much heard all the names going so im not overly concerned so long as he doesnt use the term cock.....i really wouldn't want to be hauled into the head's office to explain that one

winky

willy and mine is 'daisy'