What do you call your little boy's willy please?

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Ds is now 18mo. Today dh asked "what are we going to call ds's penis?". I replied "Bert" but apparently this wasn't helpful

Suggestions and ideas please so I can present a list of options to dh. Thankyouverymuch.

At least you left the house!! I'm a hag at home ffs!!

Not even a fish and chip supper to mop up the booze? Ah, quiz nights have gone downhill

oh dear sorry everyone! Had a vague memory of HM saying that she was staying up too late at night and got all bossy.
yes there was food but obviously not enough to mop up the copious amounts of cheap white wine. I have paid BIG today though, the first hangover/throwing up episode in a few years.
Off to see what other crap I've posted on here

Who is this bovverboots character? Anyone know?

Wrong question, Greeny - it's "anyone care?"

Arfy you were quite funny on the 'Beau' thread :o

wee wee I'm often heard saying "don't forget to shoogle your wee wee now!"

todger or tiddles

willy

I so want to just post " dave .. in a very gruff, northern accent' but have no idea why

but willy

lol Twiglett, I was going to post "Percy" but dh wouldn't let me, he would have felt violated

There's always "princess Sofia" for anyone who watched "How to lose a guy in ten days" the other night.

Willy. DS2 calls it his lilly!

Willy is fine. But my ds2 calls it his 'peanut' (he mis-heard me once

we also use 'balls' cos that's how he decribed them when he frst 'dicovered' them.

HIM (voise rising in panic): ''mmmuuuuuum, muuuum, help, I've found these two ball things under my peanut. what are they?'

ME (seeing him lying naked on his back, willy in one hand, the other hand jabbing the strange little parcles very ferociosly)
:''Well, funny you should say that dear, they are in fact your balls, and you don't need to worry about them til you're older, but do stop poking them so hard, or they'll be useless, dear.''

willy or todge here (latter is dp...)

His purple headed porridge shooter

FF, I must find a way of slipping that one into a RL convo, if you'll forgive the innuendo

Actually at the moment, we are mostly calling them Prescotts in this house, as the size seems comparable...

Ask for it in a Bar, then say, oh do you not do it here,

ROFL!
oh jeez, can you imagine what would go into a cocktail called that?!

When we were little my brother had a tiddler......it doesn't seem to have done him any irrepairable damage

We refer to willies in the Inferiority Complex although in fact DD1 has been known to ask her father 'what's that on your fanny?'

In RL everyone I know uses the words penis, vulva, testicles etc. "Make sure your penis is pointing in the toilet." sounds fine to me,much better than calling it after one of his male relations.

Out of interest if your ds had balinitis or a foreskin problem - what word would you use at the doctors?

Ds asked what his "hole for the poo" was called and I told him "anus" and he's not mentioned it since.

Why teach them twice?