What do you call your little boy's willy please?

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Ds is now 18mo. Today dh asked "what are we going to call ds's penis?". I replied "Bert" but apparently this wasn't helpful

Suggestions and ideas please so I can present a list of options to dh. Thankyouverymuch.

to be fair to GS the poster on the beating thread was just a troll....i dont mean in the MN sense i mean in the RL sense of just being a troll....you know horrid and abhorant and in need of a swift kick to the head.

and yes...definatly need a tobue poker outa smiley

Don't encourage her fattie, the word incorrigible was invented for her. Doesn't a troll mean someone who lurks, waiting for an unsuspecting little goat to trip innocently over their bridge, before leaping out and scaring the shite out of them?

Hmm, now who does that remind me of...?

pmsl.

ooops soz franny
good use of castigate though
pmsl at Chesney

Also, HC (returning neatly to topic)

I do have a foofoo. You and dds do not have penises. So you don't need to mention them. They are irrelevant to your existence

:)

perhaps

Willy – boring but sensible. My parents were children of the 60s and insisted on correct terminology from a tender age. But trying to get a 2yo to say 'penis' just sounds wrong to me, somehow. Penis is quite an ugly-sounding word anyway - disharmonic.

Anyway, when I tried to explain to ds that penis was another word for willy, he refused to believe me! 'No, silly mummy'. He was quite taken with 'vagina' though when I did the whole 'no, Mummy doesn't have a willy, mummy has a ...' speech. Kept muttering 'gina, 'gina all day.

You cow!!

you do have a point though

I didn't tell him to call it a 'gina, it was his idea!

GS, the whole point is she doesn't have a "point"...

Franny how do you know I don't have a penis??
in any case, dh Certainly has one
as do her little friends
well the boys anyhow...

(Very much liking your lower-case "s", GS...harpsi...well, grr )

anyway, dd1 thinks that boys also have vulvas (vulvae?)
and she openly SCOFFS if I suggest otherwise
"don't be a silly banana mummy..."

lol at "silly banana"

ds1 saw me in the bath the other day and was staring intently at my pelvic area, then said "Will the bath wash all that hair off your bottom, Mummy?"

Snottsleeves, I really needed a cheek sucking in whilst biting bottom lip emoticon earlier today, never mind your fanciful tongue poking out smiley.

You make me larf!
(in a good way)

Oh, and the answer is "willy" btw

Snottsleeves. That was priceless.

almost as funny as scoobypoo.

Snottsleeves made me smirk too.

"pelvic area". That's exactly what I meant in another thread about certain people being too bloody middle class and prim and pious. What's wrong with groin? Or vagina?

Little boys have a tail and little girls have a tuppence! This worked with my nephew, now 13, and I'll stick to it with my DS, now 2 and potty training.

(P.S. that's not where I get my mn name from!!)

plain boring old willy over here. when i have to say anything at all about it.

It's called "having a vocabulary", namechanger.

hunker munkser you should be in bed
oh dear I am so drunk

ROFL Arfy, LGJ would be v proud of you for sending me to bed

Have you been on the piss in Waitrose a la Codster?

Big pint of water for you before bed, I think

(Going to bed now!)

I have been to a quiz night. I am sad drunken HAG