front bottom, vaj, fanny or c**t?

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Front bottom: too twee
fanny, vaj, all the rest: too sexual
vagina, vulva: NO WAY, TOO TEXT BOOK

What's the happy medium?

we have a lulu in our house

your lady- bless!

When my 5 year old DS was going through a curious phase, he once stood outside the toilet, while I was in there, and asked if I'd finished wiping my 'china'. Took me a while to realise that he had misheard me calling it a vagina a few days previously.

The name has stuck now!

This is for a child's usage, right?

I heard it called a 'muff' the other day and it nearly put me right off but that was a different context iykwim...

I think when we were children we just used to say bottom. And point.

I like 'china'

very good!

front bum in our house

vagina so far in our house but not sure it sounds right either but can't think what other word to use ?

funnily enough DS1 (3.10) pointed to it just this morning asking me where I was hiding my willy!!!

chuff or foo foo in our house

We used to call it vulvy woo woo or twinkle but her nickname has now become twinkle.

Or tuppence

Front bottom is dire. Really bad. I would rather use cunt, quite frankly!

When our DD's were small I'm afraid we used to call theirs Fifi

Our 11 year old grandson calls them his misters which always makes me smile.

faff here.

Willies are called lillies now as ds couldnt say willy.

All the little girls round here seem to call it their "flower" which is crappola IMO.

We had a similar mishearing so until I was about 11 , I thought I had a pagina. With my 3yo DS we call it a Nina (to rhyme with vagina).

Twinkle.

My mum always told us to call it 'crutch' but that's awful IMO.

DD (8) knows the proper name but we call it twinkle.
DS calls his a willy/winkie but knows it's proper name is penis

Lulu here too.

Flower? Now I have heard it all.

minge

I was embarrassed to find out the other day that my MN nickname firstname (MIMSY) meant vagina!

Who knew?

I chose the name from a song in one of my favourite movies - High Society (the Bing Crosby and Frank Sinatra duet).

So I have been flashing my Mimsy all over mumsnet.

I have a 3 yr old ds and he has a willy and bits (I don't know what other small boys call their balls/scrotum), when he has asked about me I have told him I have lady bits. Sounds bad now I write it !! So to him we both have bits and then he has a willy. Hmm...maybe I need to rethink this .

The answer is in your own post. "Happy Medium"

(mine was a dink)

my mum always called it "minty". have no idea why...

I've always liked "lady garden"

We have minkies and winkies here

We have willies and nillies .

(My DH even calls mine my nilly! )