front bottom, vaj, fanny or c**t?

[readinginbed]

Front bottom: too twee
fanny, vaj, all the rest: too sexual
vagina, vulva: NO WAY, TOO TEXT BOOK

What's the happy medium?

Its your minny in our house. Used to be missy until a new girl turned up at school with the same name......

It's 'tiggy' in our house for our two girls!

It was your "nancy" in our house (as in "Nancy Pretty") - no idea why.

For DD we use girl bits and boy bits (when referring to DH's). When she was asking questions the other day about how babies got out of tummies, I said there is a hole in your Bits behind the hole that you wee out of and that is called your Vagina and that is where babies come out. She was happy with that.