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Kai Wayne

271 replies

thesecondcocking · 02/11/2009 16:17

what do we think? it's the name of Wayne and Coleen Rooneys newly born son.
Not overkeen myself...

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bigpreggybelly · 05/11/2009 16:19

I wouldn't bank on that Summer - they may have been in an NHS hospital but I'm sure they will have had a private room, and since Coleen went home so soon after, an army of private nurses waiting at home to help her out!

Don't suppose they'll give any of their Hello / OK cash back to the hospital charity funds will they??

I think the name is completely chavvy.

silentcatastrophe · 05/11/2009 16:37

I've never heard the name Kai before, but Wayne sounds like whine and whinge. I'm sure they wracked their brains to find the right name.

potatofactory · 05/11/2009 17:14

I've just got to say, that the website link for posh nursery furniture (on page one of this thread) has a 'purchase all items' button on it, so that you ca click to buy everything they sell!

juicy12 · 05/11/2009 18:08

I wouldn't worry too much about whether Coleen will be upset coming on to MN for advice and hearing that people think her chosen baby name is naff.
a) imagine she's highly unlikely to be on MN
b) imagine she couldn't give a flying proverbial what people think.

If you put yourself out there as the Rooneys do, then you're pretty much fair game. There's an old saying that when you choose a name you should imagine 3 things

  1. being able to say Doctor Kai Wayne Rooney
  2. being able to say Judge Kai Wayne Rooney
  3. being able to say "I love you, Kai Wayne Rooney"

If you can't imagine being able to use the name in any of the above, then it's not the name for you. Highly scientific, obviously.

mehdismummy · 05/11/2009 21:00

so what they have called him kai its their son not ours! am off to watch peter andre not using his kids to get better publicity!! my ds apparently looks like his son!!

Abubu · 06/11/2009 11:26

Horrible. I wasn't surprised at their choice though.

pamelat · 06/11/2009 12:48

sounds like a fish. Horrid.

If you are going to give your child your name as a middle name, please only do it if your name is not awful. Wayne is horrendous.

ninedragons · 06/11/2009 13:00
posieparker · 06/11/2009 13:03

Sounds like a heavy rock mag...
Kai Wayne....Kerrang

ninedragons · 06/11/2009 13:03

baby, oops, not wife. V late here and I have been on the sauce.

laughalot · 06/11/2009 14:08

I am getting very pissed off now with everyones comments. The child isnt going to get called kai wayne, middle names arent used ever.

My husband is a wayne, wayne robert actually after my late fil feel free to keep taking the piss out of the horrible chav name. What is everyones issue whatever that child was called he/she would have been slagged off.

Nice one mnetters

bamboostalks · 06/11/2009 17:49

Eve4Walle
Do not be angry any more. Kirstie Allsop is not spending your tax money. She had both her babies in the private and very expensive, St John's and St Elizabeth's.

posieparker · 06/11/2009 18:01

Laughalot...do you really laughalot?

shockers · 06/11/2009 18:12

laughalot been cringing myself as I recommended MN to a friend who has recently adopted a child called Wayne.
TBH, I think it's the combination of the names that just doesn't roll off the tongue in the way that 'chavs' are said to give their kids rediculously ostentatious or 'different' names that are spelled and spoken in ways that just don't make sense to anyone who doesn't get the whole bling thing.
'They' also seem to have a penchant for the double-barrelled name and this use of both names by the press echoes this.

Disclaimer... chav is not a word I would usually use.

pamelat · 06/11/2009 20:15

I wouldnt get upset, lots of names are criticised.

You would have to admit that Wayne is not a nice name, its with the Keiths, Steves and Neils of this world. I say that having close friends of all of those names, and my dad!

Its also much better suited to a grown man than to a child.

tezzer · 06/11/2009 20:26

i have a 9 and a half month old son who is called Kai Wayne and i think that it goes really well together my husband is called Wayne and he is a fantastic bloke. Not many people like the name but at the end of the day she has given the baby its daddy's name like most people do i would not change his name for anything as it matches his personality cheeky and hansom

chegirl · 06/11/2009 21:08

shockers I have an adopted child whose name is regularly derided and despised on MNs. I refuse to change part of his history because some people think a name makes someone a chav.

BTW I know loads of Kais. It seems to be a name that transends class. A fair few are sons of social workers, doctors and other professionals. There are quite a few at my DS's school which is predominately white, working class (or chav, whatever way you choose to look at it).

I dont know what the fuss is about.

I am not keen on Wayne but its his dad's and granddad's name and its traditional in lots of families to use a family name. Even posh people do it so it must be ok

shockers · 06/11/2009 23:12

chegirl I must admit that I was relieved when SS suggested I change DD's name because it was so different and double-barrelled that they felt she would be traceable by her birth parents very easily who still live in our area. I was relieved because I hated it. We ended up giving her a name that rhymed with a nickname her foster dad had given her so it would sound familiar.
Now she's older, we've told her what her name was but she says she likes her name better.
Having said that, we fostered a child with a name that I wouldn't normally like... she is the reason I love that name now.

chegirl · 06/11/2009 23:26

shockers DS's name is actually quite nice and old. Unfortunately every other child who is mentioned on Jeremy Kyle has the same name. It has a chavvy rep and no mistake.

I have added names but didnt feel I could justify changing any. I understand there are some situations that make it impossible to keep birth names. I know two children who were given names that were utterly and totally bizarre by their psychotic birth mother. The children asked to have them changed as they caused so much stress. They were not real names or even unique or unusual. They were a collection of random letters.

DS's birth mother knows where he lives so it wouldve been pointless changing his name anyway. I am relieved I can live with it. When I went to pick him up from court I didnt know what he was called (in family placement) I had vision of him being called Jay Z or Coolio.

shockers · 06/11/2009 23:36

The thing is, nobody disliked Wayne Rooney's name so vocally because he seems a likeable chap and he's a very talented footballer (not so hot at picking his team though). I think a person's character can make their name special to others.
Really couldn't have lived with my kids names though... their birth mum sounds a little like the one in your story!

mumzy · 07/11/2009 10:53

Its definitely grown on me, Kai is a nice name and I think middle names should be a family name to acknowledge someone important to the child or parents. Can I also point out that Wayne was a very popular name in the 70's and 80's like Oscar, Josh and Finley are today. Lets hope people are'nt as judgy about our name choices in 20 years time.

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