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Thoughts on the baby name Knowledge with a surname like Smith

200 replies

Sweethearttttttt · Today 04:20

Me and my partner really like the name "Knowledge" for a boy. I'm curious to see what other people think of this name choice.

Knowledge Jamie Smith (our last name is very similar to Smith)

Jamie is the middle name because his father's name is James.

I think it holds a warm and curious energy. What do you guys think?

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Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · Today 10:09

In England he’ll be teased. Maybe if in Africa it’d go down better. Please don’t do this to the child. DB chose animal names for his sons but as middle names.

MoleskineNotebooks · Today 10:13

Not unless you’re time-travelling to the 17thc Puritans who called their children things like Obedience, Silence and Humiliation.

IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · Today 10:18

TremendousThirst · Today 04:35

Ever heard of Encyclopedia Brown?

But Encyclopaedia was his nickname.
Actual name Leroy.

LarissatheDragon · Today 10:18

When naming one's children, the choice is entirely up to the parents, without prejudice. I think there are some banned names, like "Adolf", otherwise, the best bet is to choose something that people can pronounce and spell correctly, that they don't automatically try to shorten it every time, or change it into an insult.

What if your child is born with severe learning difficulties? Would you still call them "Knowledge"?

Lots of things to think about.

Sparklinggreen · Today 10:18

As other have said, perhaps better to find an uncommon name rather than abstract nouns

Sulgari · Today 10:19

iogo · Today 04:27

I think using abstract nouns like this for names is ridiculous. What will you do if he turns out to be stupid?

I’m really glad I wasn’t named Grace

WiltedLettuce · Today 10:21

He won't thank you for it.

garlictwist · Today 10:22

CurlewKate · Today 07:19

Where does Sophian mean knowledge?

Well, it means "wisdom" which is similar.

dottiedodah · Today 10:22

I remember Woody Allens son being called Satchel (yes really!) and he now goes by his 2nd name Ronan. Really dont do this .Kids will just have a laugh at his expense !

LarissatheDragon · Today 10:31

dottiedodah · Today 10:22

I remember Woody Allens son being called Satchel (yes really!) and he now goes by his 2nd name Ronan. Really dont do this .Kids will just have a laugh at his expense !

Or, look at it the other way - just as easily, it can be changed.

BitDrizzly · Today 10:34

Fucking awful. What if he’s thick? What if he has a learning need? What if people constantly say ‘your name is what?’

RaraRachael · Today 10:35

Ridiculous

Monty36 · Today 10:58

Sorry OP but this is not right. A bit like the fictional Endeavour. Who never used his first name because it was too different.
Imagine him at school. No OP. A name needs to carry a baby through to younger years at school, into the workplace ( hopefully) and life generally.

MusliMissy · Today 11:04

RaraRachael · Today 10:35

Ridiculous

That could be his sister's name.

Tryagain26 · Today 11:07

Knowledge isn't a name. If this is serious. Please don't use it.
What if he grows up and isn't very knowledgeable?

RaraRachael · Today 11:18

MusliMissy · Today 11:04

That could be his sister's name.

🤣🤣🤣

ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews · Today 11:36

Please be a troll. 🧌
Please don’t name your son after the Black Cab’s training.

ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews · Today 11:37

MaroonedinWales · Today 10:04

A friend had had a Zimbabwean maid growing up named Sixpence. Don't know what effect decimalisation would have had later in life.

😂😂😂

Mochudubh · Today 11:41

Agree with @Imisscoffee2021, sounds like something from The Crucible.

School holidays have come early this year.

GeorgeMichaelsCat · Today 11:46

MusliMissy · Today 11:04

That could be his sister's name.

😂

Overtheatlantic · Today 11:47

Grghf · Today 08:04

It sounds ghetto

That’s mean spirited and unnecessary. Have a word with yourself.

OlympicWomen · Today 11:56

I hope your surname is Wise.

Purplecatshopaholic · Today 12:00

PivotPivotmakingmargaritas · Today 04:31

This has to be a wind up…. Knowledge is something most people have not a name… please don’t do this to your kid.. use Jamie Knowledge Smith instead and give your kid a fighting chance of not having to explain he has loopy parents

This. If you must use a completely batshit non-name as a name give it to him as his middle name! Will save him changing his name by deed poll later..

Dollymylove · Today 12:07

Please dont. Dont make your son endure years of laughter and piss taking. Think of the celebrities who have called their children daft names then the children have changed them to something normal in later years

SweetBaklava · Today 12:07

JFC 🙄