Worst name you have ever come across.

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Someone who loved Judge Dread was going to call child Dread. Thankfully was persuaded otherwise.

My kids are in their 30's now and when DD was at nursery there was a child who had a younger sibling called Pebbles. The older child had a perfectly normal boring name so not sure where that came from - I guess they liked the Flintstones! I thought it was a nickname at first but mum said no that was her actual name. I refrained from asking if she had been a boy would they have called him Bam Bam.

Fanny Chmelar is always up there.

Just ask Bradley Walsh!

Yes, but it means that lot as well.
In passing, I can't stand the name Beryl. I always think of Beryl the Peril, who ought to be a girls' role model but just irritated me because she did stupid things and didn't like school.

Not where we live. I like Jessica. It's rare rather than dated (as is my name, which is not Jessica).

I was thinking Gujarati.

😂😂😂

Donald Trump

Back in the eighties my mother taught two sisters called Krystle and Alexis...

Nigel Farage

I've taught sisters Porsche and Ferrari.
I've also taught a Kalel - dad was obsessed with Superman.

I went to school with a girl called Kelli. Her sister was called Terri. Their surname was Kelly.

I don’t think you can get a lot worse than Apple

Last year my daughter had children in her class called Excel and Peculiar and this year one called Tesla. Sadly not a fan of any and imagine the poor child called peculiar 😔

I'm struggling to get past the first page - Valentina and Orianna/Oriana are both beautiful Italian names. MN is really another planet.

I know someone who called their son Boy.

I’ve not seen a lot of names that are objectively awful, as opposed just not to my taste, but I’ve met a Jurnee and an Anakin recently both of which did make me internally wince.

I also briefly met a little Precious once which isn’t that bad but was quite funny as her behaviour certainly wasn’t precious at the time

😂😂Named after thumping great lump of floating iron!

I was surprised to meet an Adolf in Germany - I would have really thought that that was an unpopular choice (this was in the early 90s and I suppose he was mid 20s so born mid 60s).

Someone I know called their firstborn Spike. She went on to have more boys and I think they got "sensible" names like Jack.

I think Hunter is a brave choice with the shortened version of hunt being an easy slip up…
The same with Dexter when shortened.

There was a weight-lifter years ago called Precious McKenzie. He was born in South Africa under apartheid, moved to the UK and lived in Bristol, now he lives in New Zealand. He is very diminutive, perhaps that's why he was named Precious.

Two from the US - Mary Kuntz, a professor of Women's Studies, and Randy Marion, name of a Ford dealership with a massive sign. Always makes me smile when I drive past it.

Tempest.

I mean to be fair there are tons of ships with names that can also be human, and that are also very pretty. Adriana, Coral, Iona, Marina, Pearl... There have been thousands of ships and they are deliberately given attractive names. I could understand if it was 'Phantasy of the Seas' or something. That's a tricky one to pull off.

Ah there's a good one. Has anyone ever come across a Jadis?

I once worked with a John Thomas.