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Worst name you have ever come across.

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Lemondrizzle4A · 11/02/2026 09:15

Someone who loved Judge Dread was going to call child Dread. Thankfully was persuaded otherwise.

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Katiesaidthat · 12/02/2026 12:44

Additup · 12/02/2026 12:41

Malena.
For those not in the know Melena (pronounced the same( means black, tarry poo which indicate intestinal bleeding).

Malena is short for Magdalena in Spanish. Met a few, especially Argentinian Malenas.

xOlive · 12/02/2026 12:44

55larry · 12/02/2026 12:36

My mother was born on Valentine’s Day and she had Valentine as her middle name. She hated the name but fortunately it was her second name. Her first name was Beryl which she didn’t really like either.

BV are unfortunate initials 😬

finbow · 12/02/2026 12:45

Additup · 12/02/2026 12:41

Malena.
For those not in the know Melena (pronounced the same( means black, tarry poo which indicate intestinal bleeding).

But does it have that meaning in the culture where it’s used as a name?
I know many names which have one meaning in the language of their origin and rude/ unpleasant meaning in a different language (modern or ancient).

veryposhlol · 12/02/2026 12:45

I know a guy called Atilla but I love it

BauhausOfEliott · 12/02/2026 12:46

AquaticWarbler · 12/02/2026 12:16

My mum was due on Valentine's Day so her parents planned to call her Valentina! I think that would have been pretty bad. Luckily she was late.

Valentina and Valentino are very normal Italian names.

sprigatito · 12/02/2026 12:46

I’ve taught an Anakin, a Starr-Rise, a Kyery-Rose and a Duce.

Oblivionnnnn · 12/02/2026 12:47

I knew a Bliss once and she was not that nice. It would have stood out less if she’d had a more mainstream name but the juxtaposition was harsh.

MirrorMirror1247 · 12/02/2026 12:47

TheMoanerLisa · 12/02/2026 12:22

My mother wanted to call me Orianna after a character in a book she read while pregnant. Thank goodness my father was more practical. It sounds like something you would name a cruise ship!

I was at school with an Oriana, the name really suited her. She was the daughter of one of the English teachers, so maybe the inspiration came from the same book!

IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 12/02/2026 12:47

I used to bump into a “Polaris” from time to time at soft play, 15+ years ago. North Star to some (lovely), nuclear missile to others…. That is genuinely the only name of an actual person I’ve met that made my wonder a bit. (No, there wasn’t a sibling called Trident).

finbow · 12/02/2026 12:48

veryposhlol · 12/02/2026 12:45

I know a guy called Atilla but I love it

You love it but you mention it on a ‘worst names you’ve come across’ thread?

Again, it’s clearly just a name of different culture to yours.

Fingalscave · 12/02/2026 12:49

ToadRage · 12/02/2026 12:12

If I was born a boy I would have been called Gilbert, thank the Lord i was born a girl and my Mum was around to veto Dad's preferred names which were Margaret and Frances. Margaret isn't so bad cos it can be shortened to Maggie which I like, but I can't stand Frances or Fran for that matter.

You might have been Fanny

BauhausOfEliott · 12/02/2026 12:49

veryposhlol · 12/02/2026 12:45

I know a guy called Atilla but I love it

Is he Hungarian? It's a relatively common male name in Hungary. I think there are quite a lot of Turkish men called Atilla as well.

IstillloveKingThistle · 12/02/2026 12:49

ChefsKisser · 12/02/2026 12:35

I was in M&S foodhall of all place and a young woman was calling to her toddler to come over and he was called Emperor. probably the worst I've heard...

😁

Leo800 · 12/02/2026 12:50

Sisters. Britni & Whitni.

DaringlyDizzy · 12/02/2026 12:50

Jezabel

StrictlyAFemaleFemale · 12/02/2026 12:51

finbow · 12/02/2026 12:45

But does it have that meaning in the culture where it’s used as a name?
I know many names which have one meaning in the language of their origin and rude/ unpleasant meaning in a different language (modern or ancient).

My FB is full of Danish Malenes and Marlenes.

BauhausOfEliott · 12/02/2026 12:51

BetterOffNow · 12/02/2026 12:23

Someone told me a story of how DS1 was named Shaun (pronounced shorn) and DS2 was named Sean (pronounced seen) - thought that was awful, if more than a bit funny!

I think that's actually an urban myth.

AntiqueBabyLoanSmurf · 12/02/2026 12:52

I know it's a far from uncommon name in Africa and African heritage communities, but I always think it's very strange giving your child the name Favourite unless you're certain that you won't be having any more children!

ClawsandEffect · 12/02/2026 12:55

I also worked for someone once called Napoleon. Everyone called him Pony. Poor bloke.

crowsfeet57 · 12/02/2026 12:56

Skyedancer and Princess Diane (not Diana)

TheToteBagLady · 12/02/2026 12:56

Not the actual names, but changing the spelling and adding extra letters, e.g Lexxii-Mae

Darcii-Rose

I don’t think people do that as much anymore. It’s already become dated.

ClawsandEffect · 12/02/2026 12:57

Really not keen on the La' Something names.

La' Shona. La' Toya, La' Brea, La' Jo.

AntiqueBabyLoanSmurf · 12/02/2026 12:58

SpikeGilesSandwich · 12/02/2026 12:13

It’s the ones that are deliberately misspelled to look “unique” that are really bad. The poor kid is going to have to explain that forever!

There's a singer called Treyc, who was on the X-Factor many years ago - pronounced Tracy. I never understood what would possess any parent to give their child a perfectly normal name, but to spell it in such a way that nobody will ever know how to pronounce it when they see it written down. A name's basic function is to make it easier to identify you; not to instantly confuse people.

There's a show cave called Treak Cliff Cavern in Derbyshire, which I can only assume is meant to be pronounced 'Tracy Cliff' Grin

CelticSilver · 12/02/2026 12:59

Walkacrossthesand · 12/02/2026 12:14

Well, I heard of a child whose parents had named him Mason but insisted it was spelt with an ‘i’ after the a - anyone who knew any French at all, blinked a bit.

Maison, MD?

AntiqueBabyLoanSmurf · 12/02/2026 12:59

ClawsandEffect · 12/02/2026 12:55

I also worked for someone once called Napoleon. Everyone called him Pony. Poor bloke.

Why on earth didn't he just introduce himself to everybody at first meeting as Leon?!